9/12/2013 5:16:06 AM |
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true_rock_one
South El Monte, CA
25, joined Feb. 2013
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you all know or been told some of those cheesy pick up lines. so let's hear some. . .
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9/12/2013 6:22:06 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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Do you happen to have a Band-Aid miss? I happened to scrape my knee when I fell for you.
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9/12/2013 6:28:05 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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Come here and sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
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9/12/2013 6:38:00 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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Are you from Tennesee? Cause you're the only Ten I See!
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9/12/2013 6:57:31 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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I'd buy you a drink, but then I would become jealous of the glass.
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9/12/2013 7:15:13 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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9/12/2013 7:24:31 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
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9/12/2013 7:28:16 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
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9/12/2013 7:37:38 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut.
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9/12/2013 7:45:15 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? it must be an hour fast!
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9/12/2013 8:26:57 AM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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Did you stuff on some fanny packs, cuz yo fanny is PACKED!
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9/12/2013 8:46:12 AM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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Is your dad a Thief? Who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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9/12/2013 8:49:22 AM |
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fivefdp86
Milton, WA
30, joined Dec. 2012
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Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
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9/12/2013 9:05:02 AM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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If I could arrange the Alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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9/12/2013 9:09:36 AM |
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codyh23
Beverly Hills, CA
24, joined Mar. 2012
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I lost my phone number so can I borrow yours?
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9/12/2013 12:13:03 PM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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My p*ssy does backflips and a handstand.
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9/12/2013 1:28:36 PM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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Haha,
what do you use your arms and legs for?
the rest
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9/12/2013 2:39:19 PM |
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pinkbambi
Bradenton, FL
33, joined Mar. 2013
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Excuse me miss oh I'm sorry I thought you was somebody else but you're very pretty would you like to go have drinks!!!!
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9/12/2013 5:47:52 PM |
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true_rock_one
South El Monte, CA
25, joined Feb. 2013
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hahaha Freaking hilarious!!! got me busting up
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9/12/2013 6:01:24 PM |
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rick0123
Salt Lake City, UT
30, joined Jan. 2012
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Baby, I want to whip out my hose and water your fresh cut lawn.
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9/12/2013 10:32:31 PM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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I've seen you walking down the street and you caught my eye
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9/12/2013 10:33:54 PM |
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luckykix
West Hartford, CT
36, joined Jan. 2013
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Wanna F**k?
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9/12/2013 10:35:11 PM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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Hey! I have this big thing that won't go down. Can you help me with it?
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9/13/2013 1:44:18 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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Life is like my d*ck, when it gets hard, you f**k it.
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9/13/2013 2:16:26 AM |
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stormwill
Hollister, CA
25, joined Sep. 2013
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Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
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9/13/2013 7:57:49 AM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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Do you want a male sex slave?
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9/13/2013 6:11:46 PM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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You have soft hands. What kind of lotion do you use?
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9/13/2013 7:41:31 PM |
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selfmade_virgo
Reading, PA
23, joined Jul. 2013
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You're cute like an angel fallen from heaven
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9/13/2013 7:45:48 PM |
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mizzyg2be
Saint Paul, MN
26, joined Mar. 2013
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Excuse me, but I had to come over here just to say you are gorgeous.
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