| 9/24/2013 12:15:04 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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I missed this thread
if you cant flush a toilet
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| 9/24/2013 12:18:26 AM |
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vrgsayshi
Denver, CO
35, joined Apr. 2013
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First
You always forget your wallet
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| 9/24/2013 12:24:05 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if theres hair on my food,every time you cook.
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| 9/24/2013 12:35:46 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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you always give me the last cup of coffee from the pot
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| 9/24/2013 1:40:19 AM |
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lolab78
Tucson, AZ
36, joined Feb. 2013
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You don't like sex as much as I do 
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| 9/24/2013 1:45:57 AM |
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karma_1981
Miami, FL
32, joined Sep. 2013
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If you cant be honest
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| 9/24/2013 1:52:33 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you crash weddings,just to bring me home dinner
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| 9/24/2013 1:56:22 AM |
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mdmagicman
Lane City, TX
37, joined May. 2013
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You ignore me for football
I won't
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| 9/24/2013 2:04:50 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you fart during oral sex
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| 9/24/2013 2:18:04 AM |
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cits
Butte, MT
30, joined Sep. 2013
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You don't like snakes.
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| 9/24/2013 2:22:04 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you drink budweiser
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| 9/24/2013 2:27:13 AM |
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cits
Butte, MT
30, joined Sep. 2013
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If you don't like oral sex under water
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| 9/24/2013 2:29:45 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if your shower head gets more attention than I do
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| 9/24/2013 2:32:34 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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oh lord
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| 9/24/2013 2:33:39 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you have barney seat covers in your car
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| 9/24/2013 2:35:25 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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I was gonna type that!!!
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| 9/24/2013 2:36:39 AM |
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cits
Butte, MT
30, joined Sep. 2013
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Well I can't complain about my sex life, I'm screwed. Love the little purple dino.
If you have to sleep with the tv on
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| 9/24/2013 2:44:06 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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Well I can't complain about my sex life, I'm screwed. Love the little purple dino.
If you have to sleep with the tv on
I do sleep with it on.
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| 9/24/2013 2:58:31 AM |
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cits
Butte, MT
30, joined Sep. 2013
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Well good thing we don't live together. Every time you fall asleep with it on. I will be turning it right back off .
If you can't cook.
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| 9/24/2013 3:01:03 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you invite me to a party at your house,and it ends up being a bible study
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| 9/24/2013 3:06:20 AM |
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cits
Butte, MT
30, joined Sep. 2013
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Well praise the lord, for we have to repent if we do something like that!
Does not take out the trash
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| 9/24/2013 3:20:31 AM |
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cits
Butte, MT
30, joined Sep. 2013
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You don't like tattoos
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| 9/24/2013 7:03:40 AM |
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countrymomhere
Sparta, MI
35, joined Jun. 2013
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You can't hold a conversation that's not about sex or sports.
This
Lazy selfish guy in or out of bed.
Biotch about your ex all the time
Stalker psycho
Cheater
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| 9/24/2013 7:19:50 AM |
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cantstopmenow17
Virginville, PA
33, joined Feb. 2013
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You like penis in your butt
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| 9/24/2013 7:33:19 AM |
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cantstopmenow17
Virginville, PA
33, joined Feb. 2013
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Figured....
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| 9/24/2013 8:14:19 AM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
40, joined May. 2011
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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| 9/24/2013 8:20:41 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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you ask me if we can go to NeverLand for vacation
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| 9/24/2013 9:21:15 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you told me you wanted a "star wars" wedding
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| 9/24/2013 9:24:05 AM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
40, joined May. 2011
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Damn, pony is crushing all of my dreams.
I guess meeting up at Toys R Us is out too.
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| 9/24/2013 9:24:46 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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nahhh,they have bigwheels and hotwheels there
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| 9/24/2013 9:36:02 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if all you get me for Christmas is...a chia pet
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| 9/24/2013 9:36:39 AM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
40, joined May. 2011
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You say I am looking for a good women. 
Do I really need to tell you women is plural? 
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| 9/24/2013 9:39:09 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you wipe your a** with zigzag papers
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| 9/24/2013 10:16:51 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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You send me an initial message requesting a piece of a**
I never understood someones objective by doing this.
as sexual of a guy I am,you want to attract the one you email,not freak them out by sending such lewdness.
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| 9/24/2013 10:25:06 AM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you prefer oatmeal over cream o" wheat
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| 9/24/2013 10:25:49 AM |
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cits
Butte, MT
30, joined Sep. 2013
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If you always have really bad mmorning breath.
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| 9/24/2013 10:50:49 AM |
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hopeless_13
Denver, CO
30, joined Sep. 2013
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You are a prude
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| 9/24/2013 12:00:29 PM |
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goseahawks7
Kent, WA
40, joined Aug. 2013
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You don't shower or wash your ass!
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| 9/24/2013 12:55:07 PM |
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cits
Butte, MT
30, joined Sep. 2013
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If you ask me to suck your toes, or ask me if you can suck mine. That's just distributing.
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| 9/24/2013 1:03:47 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if animation films are the majority of your dvd colloction
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| 9/24/2013 1:49:15 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you have a blouse n skirt type of wardrobe.
you gotta have some sexiness in you
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| 9/24/2013 1:50:22 PM |
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oliveoil1682
Lake Alfred, FL
32, joined Jun. 2010
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if you have a 1-900 # as your primary #
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| 9/24/2013 1:50:41 PM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
40, joined May. 2011
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Your phone is never charged.
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| 9/24/2013 1:51:55 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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it works.
well,the excuse anyway
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| 9/24/2013 1:52:47 PM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
40, joined May. 2011
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not on us regulars
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| 9/24/2013 1:53:22 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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I know
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| 9/24/2013 1:53:40 PM |
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mellykachow
Springfield, OR
33, joined Sep. 2013
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You were so stuck on your self and everything was about you
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| 9/24/2013 1:53:48 PM |
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goseahawks7
Kent, WA
40, joined Aug. 2013
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Your mean! Or do mean things as a method of revenge when you are mad. Wow I hate that garbage.
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| 9/24/2013 1:56:30 PM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
40, joined May. 2011
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You're so incredibly sensitive that people wonder if you're PMSing, and you're a guy.
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| 9/24/2013 1:58:38 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you still have Michael Jackson posters on your walls
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| 9/24/2013 2:09:59 PM |
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goseahawks7
Kent, WA
40, joined Aug. 2013
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Come on pony. They cover the honey bucket portable toilets at my work! Lol
OT.... If you hurt people we won't get along
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| 9/24/2013 2:14:03 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if youre creeped out by oral sex
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| 9/24/2013 2:16:32 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if your dogs smell better than you do
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| 9/24/2013 3:57:41 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if plastic surgery is an addiction to you
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| 9/24/2013 3:59:03 PM |
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ashleyrm28
Rochester, IN
31, joined May. 2012
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You try and share my blanket or my pillows...
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| 9/24/2013 4:03:56 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you come home smelling like cologne that ive never owned
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| 9/24/2013 4:08:37 PM |
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ashleyrm28
Rochester, IN
31, joined May. 2012
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Cookies
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| 9/24/2013 4:12:48 PM |
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ashleyrm28
Rochester, IN
31, joined May. 2012
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I don't like coffee either 
Pony looks like a Stetson man
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| 9/24/2013 4:14:24 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
40, joined Apr. 2007
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if you start making creepy yoda sounds during sex
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| 9/24/2013 4:15:07 PM |
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jameswilsonsd37
San Diego, CA
39, joined Apr. 2012
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You wear TOO much makeup!
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