9/24/2013 4:15:35 PM |
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ashleyrm28

Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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You don't like boobies
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!

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9/24/2013 4:18:34 PM |
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jameswilsonsd37

San Diego, CA
42, joined Apr. 2012
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Who doesn't like boobies???
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9/24/2013 4:19:03 PM |
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ashleyrm28

Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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You rub your nipples more than you kiss, rub, lick, or suck mine 
The word of the day is NIPPLES 
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9/24/2013 4:19:10 PM |
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ljkonopinski

Tosca
South Africa
34, joined Jun. 2012
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If you don't like sports
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9/24/2013 4:31:37 PM |
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ashleyrm28

Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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9/24/2013 9:06:46 PM |
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jameswilsonsd37

San Diego, CA
42, joined Apr. 2012
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You can't handle sarcasm
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9/24/2013 9:14:22 PM |
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lolab78

Tucson, AZ
38, joined Feb. 2013
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Nipples
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9/25/2013 7:10:08 AM |
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ashleyrm28

Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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You're hung like a Clydesdale. 
Agreed
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9/25/2013 8:48:52 AM |
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toreador66

Water Valley, MS
39, joined Sep. 2010
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You know nothing about music...
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9/25/2013 8:53:41 AM |
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ashleyrm28

Rochester, IN
34, joined May. 2012
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If you don't enjoy morning sex
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9/25/2013 9:14:22 AM |
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mykal_adams
Orlando, FL
44, joined Aug. 2013
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You can't act like a kid sometimes and do silly stuff. Gotta live a little.
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9/25/2013 9:35:19 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if you try to turn me into a vegetarian
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9/25/2013 9:40:18 AM |
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sc0uting4u

Sarasota, FL
42, joined May. 2011
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If she becomes a stalker
Damn.

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9/25/2013 9:42:41 AM |
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tami813

Tampa, FL
36, joined Oct. 2012
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If you don't like rum, or Pepsi 
I love rum ....with Coke.
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9/25/2013 9:45:23 AM |
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ljkonopinski

Tosca
South Africa
34, joined Jun. 2012
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If you judge me for loving Rum and Coke! 
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9/25/2013 10:46:05 AM |
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sc0uting4u

Sarasota, FL
42, joined May. 2011
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you're addicted to coffee

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9/25/2013 10:49:32 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if ricecakes is what we're having for dessert
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9/25/2013 10:51:47 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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If ricecakes get within 200 yards of my door   that's shit's nasty!!
its like eating crunchy air
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9/25/2013 10:54:22 AM |
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sc0uting4u

Sarasota, FL
42, joined May. 2011
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You don't like being a big kid at times.
You won't go to Universal, Disney or any other theme park. Or you go begrudgingly and complain the whole time.
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9/26/2013 9:42:34 AM |
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mykal_adams
Orlando, FL
44, joined Aug. 2013
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If you demand sex more than 15 times a week. I am not a machine you know. 
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9/26/2013 10:50:50 AM |
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lolab78

Tucson, AZ
38, joined Feb. 2013
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You dont like going to the movies as much as I do
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9/26/2013 10:52:02 AM |
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jameswilsonsd37

San Diego, CA
42, joined Apr. 2012
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If you don't like motorcycles
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9/26/2013 11:13:30 AM |
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sc0uting4u

Sarasota, FL
42, joined May. 2011
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You created Candy Crush or the redirect program.
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9/26/2013 11:15:30 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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you throw your cigarette out my car window...with the window up.
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9/26/2013 11:31:01 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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I quit almost a year ago,although I slip sometimes.
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9/26/2013 11:33:45 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if you pass out oatmeal packets for halloween
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9/26/2013 11:35:44 AM |
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bluestones5

Murfreesboro, TN
40, joined Jul. 2012
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if you pass out oatmeal packets for halloween
Qfmft!
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9/26/2013 11:37:33 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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or coughdrops
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9/26/2013 11:43:03 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if all your ex's are tattooed on your ass.
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9/26/2013 11:45:03 AM |
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bluestones5

Murfreesboro, TN
40, joined Jul. 2012
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You won't walk next to me while I'm wearing my " I'm wth loser" arrow tshirt
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9/26/2013 11:46:42 AM |
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mr_lumpy

Alexander, AR
42, joined Jan. 2013
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If you say he jus a fren, you say he jus a fren...ect ect
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9/26/2013 11:47:01 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if you stress out because you forgot your makeup,on our camping trip
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9/26/2013 11:49:41 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if the gynocologist is putting his fingers inside of you,more than I am
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9/26/2013 11:49:46 AM |
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bluestones5

Murfreesboro, TN
40, joined Jul. 2012
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I you have a shitty disposition
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9/26/2013 11:59:38 AM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if you go buy bandaid's everytime we have a dispute
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9/26/2013 12:03:55 PM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if you walk around saying "god da**it".
that just irks me.
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9/26/2013 12:07:56 PM |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
42, joined Jan. 2013
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You're a tweaker...
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9/26/2013 12:10:07 PM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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your abusive to animals
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9/26/2013 12:13:33 PM |
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javajunkiejr

Auburndale, FL
42, joined Jan. 2013
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you spend your paycheck on frivolous crap before taking care of bills...
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9/26/2013 12:50:23 PM |
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mykal_adams
Orlando, FL
44, joined Aug. 2013
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If you think you are God's gift to women, men
But.....but....can't I at least be a demi-God? 
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9/26/2013 12:52:07 PM |
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ljkonopinski

Tosca
South Africa
34, joined Jun. 2012
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If your conceited
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9/26/2013 1:00:44 PM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if you cant find happiness in Anything.
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9/26/2013 1:12:42 PM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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if you cant kiss
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9/26/2013 1:17:24 PM |
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mykal_adams
Orlando, FL
44, joined Aug. 2013
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if you cant kiss
Or if you go for EXTREME tonsil hockey from the get go. I mean....come on ladies...at least build up to it. 
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9/26/2013 1:19:39 PM |
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lolab78

Tucson, AZ
38, joined Feb. 2013
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If you dont know what foreplay is??? 
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9/26/2013 1:22:31 PM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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If you dont know what foreplay is???  its a boston song.
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9/26/2013 1:23:19 PM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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Or if you go for EXTREME tonsil hockey from the get go. I mean....come on ladies...at least build up to it.  I like tonsil hockey
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9/26/2013 1:23:57 PM |
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mykal_adams
Orlando, FL
44, joined Aug. 2013
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its a boston song. 
OMG!   Love that album. 
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9/26/2013 1:25:11 PM |
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mykal_adams
Orlando, FL
44, joined Aug. 2013
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I like tonsil hockey 
I do too....I just prefer building up to it. Chick shoving her tongue down my throat is....well.....okay it's hot....I'm just saying....little build up please. 
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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ehhh,i'd rather her just get to the POINT
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9/26/2013 1:27:11 PM |
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mykal_adams
Orlando, FL
44, joined Aug. 2013
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ehhh,i'd rather her just get to the POINT 
Foreplay dude.....as in the Boston song....
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9/26/2013 1:38:38 PM |
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ljkonopinski

Tosca
South Africa
34, joined Jun. 2012
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If your 1st, 2nd or 3rd message to me is about massages, lube, body oil, whips, chains, naked pics, or your d*ck. Not gonna happen. The 4th message.....possibly! LOL
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9/26/2013 1:42:43 PM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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If your 1st, 2nd or 3rd message to me is about massages, lube, body oil, whips, chains, naked pics, or your d*ck. Not gonna happen. The 4th message.....possibly! LOL
put this in your profile
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9/26/2013 1:45:35 PM |
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ljkonopinski

Tosca
South Africa
34, joined Jun. 2012
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Pony, I believe on my profile I say DONT ask for naked pics but still it happens EVERY single time! 
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9/26/2013 1:47:41 PM |
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bluestones5

Murfreesboro, TN
40, joined Jul. 2012
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If your 1st, 2nd or 3rd message to me is about massages, lube, body oil, whips, chains, naked pics, or your d*ck. Not gonna happen. The 4th message.....possibly! LOL
That's too much like work... and you wonder why I never message you 
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ljkonopinski

Tosca
South Africa
34, joined Jun. 2012
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That's too much like work... and you wonder why I never message you  
you haven't messaged in a while! And this ^^^ does not apply to my regular guy friends on here! I'm talking random guys on this site!
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9/26/2013 2:03:15 PM |
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bluestones5

Murfreesboro, TN
40, joined Jul. 2012
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So what you're saying is... first nude is free for regulars
Check your inbox 
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9/26/2013 2:04:10 PM |
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ljkonopinski

Tosca
South Africa
34, joined Jun. 2012
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I knew that was coming! 
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9/26/2013 2:05:56 PM |
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bluestones5

Murfreesboro, TN
40, joined Jul. 2012
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 I knew that was cumming! 
Fixed 
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9/26/2013 2:07:09 PM |
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fastpony

Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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