mamatoad
Rogers, AR
75, joined May. 2007
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> Why's of Men
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
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> 2. WHY DON' T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
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> 3.. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
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> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at c*cktails parties)
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> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know....it never happened)
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> (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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> And the personal favorite:
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> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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> Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
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> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt.
> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
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> 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
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> He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma.'
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> And they say blondes are dumb.....
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> A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
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> The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.'
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> 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
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> 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
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> A: A rumor
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> Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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> Q: Why do little boys whine?
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> A: They are practicing to be men..
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> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
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> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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> A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
  saw this and could not help myself......
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