6/19/2014 2:50:52 PM |
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ilovemykids2014
Midvale, UT
31, joined May. 2014
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They say you can't date because you have kids come on i guess you are an afraid that my kids will take up all, my time for me to date which isnt the facted at all
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6/19/2014 2:56:21 PM |
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onenightstand68
Springville, UT
32, joined Dec. 2013
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G's up!! Hoes down! !! Thats how I'm feeling
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6/22/2014 5:18:42 PM |
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cj1755
York, PA
43, joined Jun. 2013
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When you notice the bracelet on his ankle and the police sirens are closing in...might be time to politely excuse yourself lol
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6/26/2014 1:41:12 AM |
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mr_lost48
Costa Mesa, CA
50, joined May. 2014
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When the picture they post is actually their daughter!
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6/26/2014 2:26:33 AM |
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imnotpicky
San Mateo, CA
34, joined May. 2013
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They say you can't date because you have kids come on i guess you are an afraid that my kids will take up all, my time for me to date which isnt the facted at all
I know , my kids are with me and many times I told women they are just visiting so I could jump her bones without questions. Then I say on they are here now for a while
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6/26/2014 11:04:13 PM |
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ltlwing
Winchester, OH
52, joined Oct. 2013
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When they do all their thinking with the d*ck period....true story.
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6/27/2014 2:47:26 AM |
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happylauren
Crown Point, IN
54, joined May. 2013
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I had a guy tell me his x girl friend was a loser because she only made forty thousand dollars a year. No wonder his girl friend isn't with him any more.
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6/27/2014 6:25:46 AM |
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roses_tulips
San Antonio, TX
49, joined Jun. 2014
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When the man tells you he knows he could not stay with one woman.
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6/27/2014 11:20:19 PM |
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prittykitty42
Gold Bar, WA
45, joined Jun. 2014
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When a guy is an obsessive winner.
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6/28/2014 5:17:37 PM |
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circus1
Los Angeles, CA
46, joined Mar. 2013
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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6/30/2014 3:15:36 PM |
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azureorb
Grand Rapids, MI
39, joined Dec. 2006
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There's a multitude of things when you know there's Zero Chance for a 2nd date...
But for a Relationship specifically? Yeah, them moving away soon is one of them.
A few of mine are when you find out:
(a) She's REALLY religious
(b) She's got emotional issues/probs about sex
(c) She's a "velcro Mom"
(d) She's got a wacked out baby-daddy
(e) She can't help but to flirt with guys a lot
(f) She still keeps in relatively close contact with her ex(s)
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7/3/2014 5:51:28 PM |
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rose1206
Gilbert, AZ
34, joined Jul. 2012
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I had a guy tell me his x girl friend was a loser because she only made forty thousand dollars a year. No wonder his girl friend isn't with him any more.
That weeds out a good portion of his dating pool.
[Edited 7/3/2014 5:52:54 PM ]
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7/4/2014 9:53:37 AM |
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bruce_2014
Dothan, AL
59, joined Jan. 2014
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She asks you to move in and start a relationship after 1 month.
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7/5/2014 10:08:34 AM |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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When he complains about the ex wife, but says his ex gf was perfect. Then he invites me to his house for drinks and a soak in his hot tub. And than says "I'll invite my ex gf to come and join us"....what the f uck!
When he, I guess, started to drink at home b4 the date and than continued to drink on the date and than invited me over after the date for drinks and a soak in his hot tub.
Yes these are two different men.
I do not drink at all. But I do enjoy hot tubs....with a sober men.
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7/5/2014 10:17:51 AM |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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When you really get to know someone and they start getting on your nerves. And u finally have to tell them to f uck off...yes Tim (from Wrightwood) I am talking about you!
When they are getting heavier by the second. They said they were active, but turns out they want to be a couch potato and his 12 yr old daughter probably weighed more than me. No thanks I want healthy and active.
For second dates:
When he tries to cover up a gang'ish accent. And then relieves he was in a gang as a kid...Not my thing.
Had full sleeve arm tattoes of evil clowns and women...no thanks.
When he shows up looking like he just cleaned out his garage. Really?
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7/6/2014 5:12:16 PM |
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u_sabato
Oslo
Norway
44, joined Jun. 2014
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His profile pic is one of him in walmart on his own hover-craft( or whatever those things are called)
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7/6/2014 9:22:27 PM |
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patriciarn2012
Pensacola, FL
45, joined May. 2012
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Whenever you meet them and they smile and teeth are missing!
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7/6/2014 9:34:54 PM |
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hadassah169
Dhaneswargati
Bangladesh
82, joined Dec. 2012
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When he is forty and can't get more piss in the toilet than on the floor.
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7/7/2014 6:44:31 AM |
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new2this63
Bowie, MD
52, joined Apr. 2014
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When the person has a Negative disposition about life.
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7/7/2014 7:59:57 AM |
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stacie72499
Magnolia, DE
41, joined Feb. 2014
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When you meet his brother, sister-in-law and dad on the same day u met him.
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7/7/2014 10:41:17 PM |
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1973prototype
Berlin, MD
43, joined May. 2014
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When you eat taco bell for lunch and you do number two in your shorts. No chance!
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7/8/2014 7:41:51 AM |
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jenkins269
Marshfield, MA
40, joined Jul. 2013
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He drinks,does drugs,lies or is married.Has no job or wanting one at 39 years old and still livers at home.Treats his dog better than anyone.
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7/19/2014 5:24:50 PM |
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daya_la_papaya
Auburn, WA
29, joined Jul. 2014
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If he can't stimulate me mentally, if he nags me for being a stoner, if he only texts me, and never calls.
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7/20/2014 12:17:18 AM |
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jasonhill69
Bonita, CA
46, joined Jul. 2014
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Keeps scratching adam's apple
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7/20/2014 1:16:30 PM |
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u_sabato
Oslo
Norway
44, joined Jun. 2014
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When his bright future involves me being his sugar mama!
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7/31/2014 4:00:49 PM |
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janneegurl
Kansas City, MO
63, joined Jun. 2014
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The first time you meet for coffee he tells you he brought his toothbrush for in the morning!! lol
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8/2/2014 2:23:27 AM |
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ltlwing
Winchester, OH
52, joined Oct. 2013
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When wanting to f**k everything in sight..ugly,fat,skanky in every way....no taste,no limits,no class.
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8/2/2014 5:10:39 PM |
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ladybugruth58
Patton, PA
57, joined Feb. 2014
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the first message is a c*ck pic. lol not happening. when he wants you to pick him up at his momma's house because he doesn't have a car. when he calls right before its time to meet and says something came up. sure thing, it came up with someone else. the biggest indicator is his kiss doesn't make my panties wet.
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8/16/2014 6:14:45 AM |
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sweet1atheart
Millersburg, OH
55, joined May. 2014
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8/16/2014 7:46:50 AM |
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wedontgiveaf
Vancouver, WA
29, joined Dec. 2013
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8/18/2014 12:00:32 PM |
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rose1206
Gilbert, AZ
34, joined Jul. 2012
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When he refers to all women as b*tches and wh*res...
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8/19/2014 4:58:57 PM |
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ncbelieve
Concord, NC
56, joined May. 2014
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LOL... that is funny...
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8/24/2014 8:57:19 PM |
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blkbbw713
Sugar Land, TX
40, joined Aug. 2011
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He asked if I was turned on by the fact he (a 50+ yo man) was wearing a diaper. He asked if I would be interested in feeding him with a baby bottle. This was over dinner. I never returned any calls. He text asking why I was avoiding him.
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8/25/2014 9:11:03 AM |
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sweet1atheart
Millersburg, OH
55, joined May. 2014
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Wow that's just nasty. Too bad he didn't reveal all that before you went on the date, huh?
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8/25/2014 4:19:45 PM |
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rose1206
Gilbert, AZ
34, joined Jul. 2012
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When he flakes out for the first meet then texts you weeks later.
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8/25/2014 8:36:45 PM |
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chvrches
Seattle, WA
22, joined Aug. 2014
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tumbling water beneath Hell's Kitchen boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom send the lingual Bernie the hell's Burlington loving somebody don't know yet don't move until mine
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9/5/2014 8:14:50 PM |
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mistressmichell
New Orleans, LA
37, joined Aug. 2011
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I had that happen twice. Hat in the pic he looks real cute then guess what???? He's bald or balding very badly YIKES!!
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9/6/2014 6:37:06 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
51, joined Dec. 2011
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yeah those bald guys are super gross
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9/6/2014 10:04:10 PM |
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verginmenot
Saint Cloud, MN
41, joined Aug. 2014
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When he uses his kids to get on your good side the very first meeting...they were great but he was scum for pulling on my heart strings...
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9/8/2014 11:43:49 PM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014
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Well other than the obvious things that have already been mentioned, I would say if you can tell the person is a serial dater and they tell you they don't want anything serious to begin with. It tells me they are not wanting a long term relationship so I move on.
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9/9/2014 12:59:46 PM |
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theringhand
Kalamazoo, MI
37, joined Jul. 2014
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I had that happen twice. Hat in the pic he looks real cute then guess what???? He's bald or balding very badly YIKES!!
I know it's over when she's being excessively picky when she has no right to be.
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9/9/2014 11:55:24 PM |
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deeppacific
Trenton, MI
45, joined Jun. 2014
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i see another lard a** wadling towards my table...another online curvy girl
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9/10/2014 12:00:08 AM |
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deeppacific
Trenton, MI
45, joined Jun. 2014
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she think's that farting in my presence is ok
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9/10/2014 6:57:32 AM |
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monicasue62
Deckerville, MI
53, joined Jun. 2014
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When they think they're going to get lucky on the first date (NOT)and then try to play head games with you because they think you're messing around on them. Maybe you should try to get to know a person without having a one track mind. What a turn off.
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9/10/2014 11:12:47 AM |
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shadygirl13
Lincoln, NE
44, joined Jun. 2010
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I know it's over when she's being excessively picky when she has no right to be.
Everyone has the right to be picky. Just because they don't like YOU doesn't mean they're being picky.
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9/10/2014 3:59:30 PM |
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lovingitall2
Fresno, CA
51, joined Aug. 2014
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Not true friends with Benefits. Is alive and well
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9/28/2014 11:09:42 PM |
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theringhand
Kalamazoo, MI
37, joined Jul. 2014
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Everyone has the right to be picky. Just because they don't like YOU doesn't mean they're being picky.
I think the reason that you think I voice my opinion simply because I draw internal reference from it, is amusing. Ill tell you why you make that assumption too. You only care about issues that affect you. It shows how little empathy you have. So little, that you just assume that everybody else I locates about things that affect them....just like you. No I can see the comment for what it is. I'm 35 and no I don't have as much hair as I did when I was 17 but I'm sure not bald, nor do I have a bald patch that the photo hides. I still get to have a problem with a shitty comment. So keep defending shitty comments because you want to turn it into some little battle between you and some bad guy. Defend "shitty". Like a dude can choose to be bald or not. You think dudes snicker at women who are balding?
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9/29/2014 12:01:31 PM |
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shadygirl13
Lincoln, NE
44, joined Jun. 2010
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I think the reason that you think I voice my opinion simply because I draw internal reference from it, is amusing. Ill tell you why you make that assumption too. You only care about issues that affect you. It shows how little empathy you have. So little, that you just assume that everybody else I locates about things that affect them....just like you. No I can see the comment for what it is. I'm 35 and no I don't have as much hair as I did when I was 17 but I'm sure not bald, nor do I have a bald patch that the photo hides. I still get to have a problem with a shitty comment. So keep defending shitty comments because you want to turn it into some little battle between you and some bad guy. Defend "shitty". Like a dude can choose to be bald or not. You think dudes snicker at women who are balding?
I didn't make any assumption and this isn't an issue that affect me. You said people aren't allowed to be picky and I said yes they are. No "shitty" comment and no battle. I said what I said and I meant it. "Picky" to most people around here means someone didn't like me so they're being picky.
Honestly, I don't care if you liked my comment or not. Sounded to me like another people whining because they're "such a good guy/girl, why doesn't anyone like me?" and that's how I responded. It has nothing to do with your hair, don't even know why that's in your response.
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9/29/2014 3:10:26 PM |
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theringhand
Kalamazoo, MI
37, joined Jul. 2014
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I didn't make any assumption and this isn't an issue that affect me. You said people aren't allowed to be picky and I said yes they are. No "shitty" comment and no battle. I said what I said and I meant it. "Picky" to most people around here means someone didn't like me so they're being picky.
Honestly, I don't care if you liked my comment or not. Sounded to me like another people whining because they're "such a good guy/girl, why doesn't anyone like me?" and that's how I responded. It has nothing to do with your hair, don't even know why that's in your response.
I couldn't even get two sentences in before I observed you putting words in my mouth. The rest of your post has gone unread because you wan to make shit up. Buh-bye.
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9/29/2014 6:54:46 PM |
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petitekitten72
Portland, MI
43, joined Apr. 2012
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his family LOVES his ex-girlfriend and insists on inviting her to every family holiday and vacation, and he openly says they are still "friends" with him and his family... and he loans her his cottage, or his car... or goes with his entire family to do yard work for her because she "just can't do it all by herself"... *rolling eyes*
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9/29/2014 8:35:59 PM |
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goodgirlforsure
Green Bay, WI
43, joined Aug. 2014
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I totally agree!
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10/3/2014 8:40:42 PM |
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melodix
Aurora, CO
27, joined Jun. 2013
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When they finally admit they have a girlfriend lol
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10/3/2014 11:03:43 PM |
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rumrumrum
Mesa, AZ
54, joined Jul. 2014
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When thay ask for your number to text me after talking to them on site for months then thay text you one word when I start conversations
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10/3/2014 11:05:21 PM |
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rumrumrum
Mesa, AZ
54, joined Jul. 2014
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When they finally admit they have a girlfriend lol
That's shity
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10/5/2014 4:55:31 PM |
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ajia101
Jessup, MD
21, joined Dec. 2013
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You allow yourself to be refered to as a sidechick or main chick and vice versa for the males.
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10/5/2014 4:59:48 PM |
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ajia101
Jessup, MD
21, joined Dec. 2013
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Stinky breath.
Can't hold a convo
Tells you he's married
Doesn't watch football
Snatches the remote when he's angry
Threatens to kill you
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10/5/2014 6:37:10 PM |
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legendary_j420
Cicero, IL
24, joined Aug. 2014
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I banged her mother...
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10/6/2014 12:49:06 PM |
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verginmenot
Saint Cloud, MN
41, joined Aug. 2014
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They say at the beginning that they want this this and this... then they say oh I have a gf but we're in a open relationship.... so now I can't to thus this and this... but I still want you...
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10/7/2014 7:05:12 AM |
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lovefunlaff
San Mateo, CA
46, joined Aug. 2014
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He says he is separated. But lives with the wife and kids. LIAR!
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10/7/2014 8:50:56 AM |
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caliguy4you2
Menlo Park, CA
43, joined Jun. 2013
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When you don't take a chance.......
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