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1/30/2014 11:03:11 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Cheesy, silly, over said, just whatever you can think of let's here them. Here is some I've herd a lot but I think it's silly.. "did it hurt" hurt? "yeah when you fell from heaven" or "are your feet tired? You know because you have been running around in my head all day!" "heaven must be missing an Angel" Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
1/30/2014 11:07:24 PM	Pick up lines
1phoenix_rising Salt Lake City, UT 54, joined Mar. 2011	Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk by you again?
1/31/2014 12:56:01 AM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them.
1/31/2014 5:55:50 AM	Pick up lines
forthehordekt Roy, UT 34, joined Jan. 2013	I got told to tell the hot-ass metalhead chick at work that I don't seem to have the balls to talk to that I ought to fall flat on my a** and tell her I must've fallen for her. Yeah...no. My all-time favorite is "Nice shoes. Wanna fck?" Can't say I'd ever use it, or any of these for that matter lol. But it made me laugh my a* off the first time I heard it.
1/31/2014 8:51:30 AM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	Quote from dreamofangels: Cheesy, silly, over said, just whatever you can think of let's here them. Here is some I've herd a lot but I think it's silly.. "did it hurt" hurt? "yeah when you fell from heaven" or "are your feet tired? You know because you have been running around in my head all day!" "heaven must be missing an Angel" Baby, I want to take my club and hit me a hole in one!
1/31/2014 8:54:51 AM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	Quote from dreamofangels: Cheesy, silly, over said, just whatever you can think of let's here them. Here is some I've herd a lot but I think it's silly.. "did it hurt" hurt? "yeah when you fell from heaven" or "are your feet tired? You know because you have been running around in my head all day!" "heaven must be missing an Angel" Baby, I want to take out my telescope and take a look at uranus.
1/31/2014 11:11:01 AM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
1/31/2014 1:19:17 PM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	Quote from dreamofangels: If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Yeah!
1/31/2014 9:00:10 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Do you have any Irish in you ( no ) want some ?
2/1/2014 1:50:29 AM	Pick up lines
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2/1/2014 2:21:37 AM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	I want to get inside your church and start speaking in tongues.
2/1/2014 2:37:17 AM	Pick up lines
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2/1/2014 2:48:47 AM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	You gave me the wrong number at the club so I followed you home .
2/1/2014 2:50:13 AM	Pick up lines
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2/1/2014 8:53:27 AM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Hey baby you must be a light switch because everytime I see you I'm turned on. Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.
2/1/2014 12:19:27 PM	Pick up lines
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2/1/2014 1:05:15 PM	Pick up lines
forthehordekt Roy, UT 34, joined Jan. 2013	Quote from rick0123: You gave me the wrong number at the club so I followed you home . AAHHHHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, that's my new best one ever.
2/1/2014 1:08:21 PM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	The only thing that would look better on you is me. Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Did you fart? Because you blew me away. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
2/2/2014 12:05:38 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	I'm hung like a tic tac would you like to freshen your breath ?
2/2/2014 12:10:24 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	They say sex is a killer would you like to die happy ?
2/2/2014 12:14:09 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	What do you want for breakfast in the morning ?
2/2/2014 12:16:32 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Smile It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
2/2/2014 3:14:22 PM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	You must work for UPS because I caught you looking at my package! You must work at subway because you just gave me a footlong!
2/2/2014 3:15:55 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from motorcycleman4u: Smile It's the second best thing you can do with your lips. And what's the first? [Edited 2/2/2014 3:17:00 PM ]
2/2/2014 4:39:00 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Do you want to know the difference between a quarter pounder with cheese and a blowjob ? Let me take you out to lunch. Lol
2/2/2014 4:46:54 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from dreamofangels: And what's the first? Oh really I am sure you know silly.
2/2/2014 5:11:58 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from motorcycleman4u: Oh really I am sure you know silly. [Edited 2/2/2014 5:12:26 PM ]
2/2/2014 7:00:38 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	I think I'm blind because your just so stunning I can't see anything else.
2/2/2014 8:18:27 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from dreamofangels: I think I'm blind because your just so stunning I can't see anything else. Works for me lol.
2/2/2014 9:18:59 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long! Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them? I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. Nice outfit it would look better in a crumpled heap next to my bed. There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them? Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? There are so many things you can do with the human mouth... why waste it on talking? How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized? I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. Are you from Ireland? 'Cuz my dck's-a-Dublin! I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine! Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? Do you believe guys think with their dck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind? Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. All those curves, and me with no brakes. So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund. What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course? Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place! What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth! Are those space pants? Cuz your a** is out of this world!
2/2/2014 9:39:28 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	[Edited 2/2/2014 9:41:44 PM ]
2/2/2014 10:19:00 PM	Pick up lines
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2/3/2014 12:06:55 AM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from dreamofangels: What's with the crazy eyes lol ?
2/3/2014 3:31:34 AM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from motorcycleman4u: What's with the crazy eyes lol ? That's a lot of way cool quotes I should have put a smile next to it or a thumbs up!!
2/3/2014 4:39:36 PM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	I'm rich, let's f*ck. [Edited 2/3/2014 4:40:58 PM ]
2/3/2014 4:42:28 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from rick0123: I'm rich, let's f*ck.
2/4/2014 10:14:38 PM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	Quote from dreamofangels: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
2/4/2014 10:34:32 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from dreamofangels: That's a lot of way cool quotes I should have put a smile next to it or a thumbs up!! [/quote If there cool then they'll work ? LOL
2/4/2014 11:21:18 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Lol
2/4/2014 11:50:45 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	This might not fit exactly but I saw it on Facebook and just had to share it's just to funny! Did it hurt when you fell from the wh0re tree and bang every guy on the way down? [Edited 2/4/2014 11:51:22 PM ]
2/6/2014 9:58:53 AM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Gee that's a nice set of legs what time do they open ?
2/6/2014 10:44:21 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	I'm poor let's snuggle! Because it's how we keep warm in my house
2/7/2014 3:49:31 AM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	Quote from dreamofangels: I'm poor let's snuggle! Because it's how we keep warm in my house
2/8/2014 11:25:23 AM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	[Edited 2/8/2014 11:25:36 AM ]
2/8/2014 4:52:01 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Hello I love you tell me your name.
2/8/2014 6:39:11 PM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	Baby, I want to take my key and stick it in your ignition.
2/9/2014 8:13:42 AM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	I found my tresure because your eyes are like diamonds.
2/9/2014 12:47:02 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	What's better than roses on your piano ? Your tulips on my organ. [Edited 2/9/2014 12:47:44 PM ]
2/9/2014 12:52:16 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Somebody call 911 and report and attempted robbery. This fine looking woman trying to steal my heart.
2/9/2014 9:38:41 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013
2/10/2014 12:05:31 AM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	Why are my post out of order ?
2/10/2014 6:11:44 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	You must love sailing because your ship has come in.
2/10/2014 10:43:48 PM	Pick up lines
motorcycleman4u West Jordan, UT 48, joined Jul. 2013	I'm tired come to bed.
2/11/2014 12:32:02 PM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	Quote from dreamofangels: You must love sailing because your ship has come in. I do. Lol.
2/11/2014 7:12:32 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Silly
2/14/2014 12:37:28 PM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	Baby, I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight.
2/14/2014 8:21:03 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Quote from rick0123: Baby, I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight.
2/15/2014 10:21:07 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	You must believe in god because you sure were yelling his name a lot last night!
2/15/2014 11:20:11 PM	Pick up lines
rick0123 Salt Lake City, UT 31, joined Jan. 2012	Quote from dreamofangels: You must believe in god because you sure were yelling his name a lot last night!
2/17/2014 5:55:34 PM	Pick up lines
dreamofangels West Jordan, UT 53, joined Jul. 2013	Hay baby I lost my number can I have yours?

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