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3/19/2014 12:22:41 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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1. this is a sentence making game.
2. write your sentence with the P.A.Y. THING.
then under it put THE THING to put somewhere in the next sentence.

this is how it should look.


down the road there is a bridge out.

a blue pen


JUST HAVE FUN WITH THIS THREAD.

i'll start with the THING.

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3/19/2014 12:25:09 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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my son hides my PHONE all the time.

air freshener

3/19/2014 10:18:32 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Pick up your PHONE and call me! CHAIR

3/19/2014 10:31:38 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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lookin tired i gave her a chair to sit in.

IN THE MOUTH

3/20/2014 8:31:10 AM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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the basketball ball hit him IN THE MOUTH.

green can

3/20/2014 12:31:54 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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I put my bottles in the green can for recycling. HAT

3/20/2014 5:05:37 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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have you read the book "Slash meets the cat in the HAT"?
moonpie

3/20/2014 6:49:24 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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No MOONPIE, I haven't. *bats eyelashes* FAN

3/20/2014 6:53:11 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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im a big FAN of RC & a MOONPIE.

bang



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3/20/2014 7:28:22 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Me, too! ::smile:: I like to watch the big BANG theory! BOX

3/20/2014 10:16:02 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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your sultry ways wont BOX me in!!!!

laughter

3/21/2014 6:23:51 AM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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With much LAUGHTER she says, "Don't bet on that!" MAN CAVE

3/21/2014 6:57:08 AM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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run MAN CAVE in!!!

helicopter baby

3/21/2014 4:58:23 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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LoL... If I had a HELICOPTER, BABY I'd land in your yard!!! GOLF CART

3/21/2014 5:40:24 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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i was stopped on I-65 doing a solid 15 mph in a GOLF CART.

pole fishing

3/22/2014 5:21:44 PM You control word play  

letsgo1481
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Grab a cane and lets go pole fishing.

Snow cone

3/23/2014 1:52:16 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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I love to make homemade SNOW CONES.

LAP TOP

3/23/2014 4:34:56 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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LAP TOP - the imaginary dance floor of pole dancers.

garbage truck

3/23/2014 4:38:42 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Hahaha.....


The GARBAGE TRUCK stops at my house to take a gander. I haul my garbage off, what I don't recycle!

BED

3/23/2014 5:18:14 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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well if you closed your curtains they couldnt see you in the BED.

KA POW

3/24/2014 6:54:23 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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KA POW... the sound of Cheeky fainting from being a Peeping Tom. LOL E-MAIL

3/24/2014 9:15:11 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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i felt bad so i sent her a LOL EMAIL but being caught naked in a duck mask is just embarrassing.

MOMENT

3/24/2014 9:39:32 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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For a MOMENT there, I laughed until I cried! LISTERINE

3/24/2014 10:23:34 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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she tried everything, LISTERINE did get the taste out. she didnt ever smile at him again.

BURNT

3/24/2014 11:36:38 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Well.... He BURNT her on that one! *laughing hysterically* PRIVATE

3/24/2014 11:55:22 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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i thought it was PRIVATE but when the camera crew set up around the bed i went to see a man about a dog.

KNIGHT

3/25/2014 9:13:13 AM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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He was a KNIGHT in shining armor, but she noticed he was a little rusty!

TONIGHT

3/25/2014 9:23:29 AM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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TONIGHT, i almost hooked up, but then she started talking and her nagging voice spoiled it.

DIRTY FLOOR

3/25/2014 9:26:09 AM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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"I beg your pardon???", was the last thing he heard her say before he hit the DIRTY FLOOR in the restaurant. (My house is Clean!)


ROMANTIC KISS

3/25/2014 9:35:43 AM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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Hershey has made a ROMANTIC KISS only covered half way in sultry red foil.

kangaroo juice

3/25/2014 9:39:51 AM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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He found a new brand of Kool-Aid, but wondered why they called it KANGAROO JUICE.



CAPTAIN CRUNCH

3/25/2014 9:51:44 AM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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listen CAPTAIN CRUNCH that potato chip dont let it win.

jacks



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3/25/2014 9:53:42 AM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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I wish you were at JACKS with me!!!

SNUGGLING

3/25/2014 10:02:18 AM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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i think SNUGGLING world cause a commotion in a jack's booth.

state

3/25/2014 10:25:36 AM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Your STATE of mind is right on track, Baby! ROFLMBO...



TRAVEL

3/25/2014 12:10:49 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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coach said "if you travel,you sit on the bench"

dinosaur shorts

3/25/2014 12:28:23 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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When he wore his DINOSAUR SHORTS, he really turned me on!


MIXED EMOTIONS

3/25/2014 1:06:06 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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she had MIXED EMOTIONS about good & bad. she was a real twisted sister.

court jester

3/25/2014 1:12:24 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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He was waving his arms wildly in COURT, JESTER to the other attorney got him put in contempt of court. Hahahaha...


FISHING HOOK

3/25/2014 1:32:55 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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i lost a fishing hook, now fish wont talk to me.

dragon scale

3/25/2014 2:06:43 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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The doctor told the little boy he needed to be weighed, so he stepped upon the DRAGON
SCALE. He was a growing boy!




ROLLS EYES

3/25/2014 3:52:03 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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she rolls eyes in disbelief as it appears.

ice plant

3/25/2014 4:43:34 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Hhhheee has a nnnnICE PLANT on hhhhiiiisss desk!!! (didn't see that coming did ya?) TEASE

3/25/2014 7:22:01 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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the TEASE was sexy until she fell off the pole and dislocated her shoulder.

GALAXY

3/25/2014 8:04:16 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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In what GALAXY are you watching pole dancers? SALAD TONGS

3/25/2014 9:01:40 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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did you know if you put SALAD TONGS on your cable box a certain way you can pick up HBO???

SATIN SHOES

3/25/2014 10:02:40 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Her shirt was SATIN, SHOES were made of leather and she wore a hat with Roll Tide. MONOPOLY

3/25/2014 10:17:32 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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it started with MONOPOLY but ended with her cooking him pancakes the next morning.

Bismark

3/26/2014 5:11:43 AM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Once he thought of her making him pancakes, BISMARK was their honeymoon destination. CHURCH

3/26/2014 8:44:47 AM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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they were late to church because somebody needed a quickie.
station

3/26/2014 1:45:41 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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She filled up at the gas STATION so she could visit the man in her dreams. SLOW DOWN ::LOL::

3/26/2014 3:24:58 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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i tried to SLOW DOWN and not get so worked up.

zig zag

3/26/2014 4:08:00 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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She ZIG ZAG through traffic. She knew he would be waiting on her with open arms. FROGGY

3/26/2014 4:34:05 PM You control word play  

sand_inhershoes
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Froggy went a hoppin down the road and got hit by a pos ford.

LUCKY

3/26/2014 5:58:40 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Froggy is LUCKY to still be alive. MOVIES

3/26/2014 6:24:04 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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i heard a flock of birds got in the reel room at the MOVIES.

bland taste

3/26/2014 7:16:38 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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Her chili had a BLAND TASTE until he spiced it up for her. NOT!!! LOL FOREVER YOUNG

3/26/2014 10:25:17 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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she was forever young she thought, but then the Botox treatments stopped.

victory

3/26/2014 11:05:45 PM You control word play  
joy_4u2
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When he kissed her lips she tasted VICTORY! One long salivating Kiss was all she needed to make him drool for Life! HEART BEAT

3/26/2014 11:25:57 PM You control word play  

cheekdaddy
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he could see her heart beating fast. the turn on had worked.
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