| 6/20/2014 10:46:03 PM |
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charles32093
Lakeland, FL
24, joined May. 2014
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So. Back in Indiana, about 3 months before I moved here. I was hanging out with a friend and night, having fun and so forth.
Well, I was headed home from her house and I stopped at a gas station in a bad neighborhood to buy cigarettes.
Outside of this gas station, as I was going to walk in a hefty black woman asked if I'd give her a cigarette. I explained, "that is why I'm here, I'll give Ya one on the way out." With that, I went inside.
I ended up giving 3 cigarettes away before I could get back into van and drive home. (Maybe driving a big van at 3am is like some kind of sign for I need a prostitute but Idk.)
So I gave the black woman Outside a cigarette, and she instantly blurted out. "Yo tryna get yo d*ck suck?"
I've never been approached by a prostitute before but it took a lot of control not to burst out in laughter. So I explained, "nah, I'm good. Just got laid at my chick friends house"
She then followed up with, "give me a dollar." I just walked away.
Anyone else ever have a weird experience like this one? Would you have used her services? Should I have pretended to be an undercover cop.? Thoughts?
Saddest part is... I didn't make this story up   
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| 6/20/2014 11:42:50 PM |
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albyak
Ninilchik, AK
68, joined Apr. 2011
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[Edited 6/20/2014 11:43:37 PM ]
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| 6/21/2014 12:28:32 AM |
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charles32093
Lakeland, FL
24, joined May. 2014
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Did I share too much? ?.? I thought it was kinda funny.
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| 6/21/2014 1:26:39 AM |
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albyak
Ninilchik, AK
68, joined Apr. 2011
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No, Naughty and I were talking about a similar experience I had in the army long ago and she posted only it was my profile she was using so we wiped it out because it did not sound right with her using mine to post
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| 6/21/2014 6:37:34 AM |
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magickissess
New Port Richey, FL
65, joined May. 2009
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moral of the story....give up smoking lol
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| 6/21/2014 10:06:48 AM |
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charles32093
Lakeland, FL
24, joined May. 2014
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moral of the story....give up smoking lol
Agreed, I'm working on that.
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| 6/28/2014 10:15:35 PM |
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jqthor
Tampa, FL
27, joined Jan. 2014
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I've never been had an experience with a prostitute, but I've had several with strippers lol. It only happens when I drink gin. One night I was at my buddy's frat party and I got super drunk and thought it would be a good idea to take my friends car to bring this girl back to her place and hook up. Fortunately for me, my friend caught me trying to drunkenly steal his car to do so and instead he gave me a ride. As we get up stairs to her room, clothes come off and foreplay took course. I don't remember much of the night but apparently we did not have sex because apparently I passed out and woke up with her on top of me. I found out the next morning she was a stripper. The second time, I met a girl at the bar (another gin night) and same kind of scenario except I got laid and still found out the next day she was a stripper. Moral of the story: I don't drink gin anymore because it attracts strippers to me lol. They were both beautiful ladies, but still...
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| 6/28/2014 10:17:12 PM |
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jqthor
Tampa, FL
27, joined Jan. 2014
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I forgot to mention they both gave me their cards for parties and what not. That was the relevant part of the story; paying for service, but in stripping instead of sex.
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| 6/30/2014 2:36:36 PM |
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aburg9092
Ocala, FL
46, joined Jun. 2014
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Too many stories to count...of either variety.
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| 7/25/2014 10:41:09 PM |
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imbatman05
Kissimmee, FL
30, joined Oct. 2013
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Had one approach me outside of a gas station at 7am. She walks up to me, looking rough and asks "You got the time?" I look at my watch and answer "7am". Then she replies, "Got the time for me?" And I'm just like really tho? Like I got out of my bed, and decided to start my day with terrible choices. I just chuckle and tell her thanks but no thanks.. Oh OBT how I love thee
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| 7/26/2014 9:59:35 AM |
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dad3county5
Hialeah, FL
28, joined Jun. 2013
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Should of said naw I'm off duty
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| 7/27/2014 10:51:12 PM |
A prostitute story |
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respond_code3
Altamonte Springs, FL
35, joined Jun. 2014
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Where was this.. Obt
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