| 11/25/2014 12:51:07 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
82, joined Apr. 2009
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Your children have more aches and pains than you.
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| 11/25/2014 10:54:30 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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visitingfriends
Evansville, WI
77, joined Jan. 2011
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You can't remember how old you are.
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| 11/26/2014 2:02:19 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
76, joined Jul. 2014
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When a herd of Turtles can out run you.......
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| 11/26/2014 6:35:28 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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visitingfriends
Evansville, WI
77, joined Jan. 2011
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You put something in a safe place, but then you can't find the safe place.
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| 11/26/2014 8:42:03 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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luckylouie42
Cedar Grove, WV
74, joined Mar. 2008
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you never pass up a chance to pee 
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| 11/26/2014 8:49:15 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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When you talk about your operations
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| 11/27/2014 7:07:05 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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visitingfriends
Evansville, WI
77, joined Jan. 2011
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Look all over for your car keys
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| 11/27/2014 7:05:47 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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When your get up and go got up and went
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| 11/28/2014 12:21:41 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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When you make appointments with your head and the body can't keep
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| 11/28/2014 8:31:56 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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When you look in the mirror and see more grey hairs then you had yesterday.
[Edited 11/28/2014 8:32:13 AM ]
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| 11/29/2014 1:24:10 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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When you stop getting wolf whistles..lol
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| 11/30/2014 5:03:20 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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When the old bones ain't what they use to be
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| 12/4/2014 11:06:43 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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When you make up a shopping list and forget the list at home when you go out.
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| 12/4/2014 2:50:33 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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jerseysouth
Aiken, SC
75, joined Jan. 2008
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You get what's great about wearing a wig.
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| 12/4/2014 8:15:55 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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visitingfriends
Evansville, WI
77, joined Jan. 2011
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Your kids are getting gray hair.
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| 12/5/2014 5:57:08 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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jayofnj
Sicklerville, NJ
74, joined May. 2012
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You start to go upstairs, and then can't remember what you're going upstairs for.
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| 12/6/2014 7:25:55 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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I call that "My Senior Moment"  Welcome to the 70's Post. 
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| 12/6/2014 9:47:11 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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You are not as motivated as you once were..
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| 12/7/2014 8:41:09 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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Not standing up as straight as you once did
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| 12/7/2014 8:53:54 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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visitingfriends
Evansville, WI
77, joined Jan. 2011
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You think you are not over the hill, as you can't even climb the hill, much less get to the other side.
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| 12/10/2014 3:55:07 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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Everyone is happy to give you a ride because they don't want you behind the wheel
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| 12/11/2014 7:18:38 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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When you forgot where you put your reading Glasses...and find out they were on your head all along.
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| 12/18/2014 1:26:27 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
82, joined Apr. 2009
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When you send yourself a christmas card.
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| 12/18/2014 3:23:02 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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When you send yourself a christmas card.
I did that a few years ago...Really...I went to mailbox thought here is another Card...I always get Excited...opened it and it was my name on it....that is a Senior Moment.
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| 12/25/2014 2:04:04 AM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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You go to the store with your list and found you left your glasses at home..then you forgot the main thing you needed to buy..lol...Oh my..
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| 12/25/2014 8:23:25 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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...Happy How many times have I done this very same thing. I'm standing in the Grocery Store and holding the list over arm length away from me. Know people are looking. I am going to write out my list in one inch letters next time.
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| 1/2/2015 12:02:33 AM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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...Happy How many times have I done this very same thing. I'm standing in the Grocery Store and holding the list over arm length away from me. Know people are looking. I am going to write out my list in one inch letters next time.
LOL..That is what I started to do. Very large letters on the list. Now If I don't forget the list I will be OK..
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| 1/3/2015 7:24:06 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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When you go out your door..get to the Car...and remember you Forgot your Car Keys. Worst part is you have to repeat another trip to get them. Something that I don't like to do at my age.
[Edited 1/3/2015 7:25:09 AM ]
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| 1/5/2015 10:27:08 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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boopdeboop
Muskegon, MI
72, joined Jun. 2012
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I've been doing that my whole life! 
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| 1/6/2015 6:49:48 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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I've been doing that my whole life!
Good Morning and Welcome to the Group. I call these "Senior Moments"
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| 1/7/2015 1:28:48 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
82, joined Apr. 2009
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When you go out your door..get to the Car...and remember you Forgot your Car Keys. Worst part is you have to repeat another trip to get them. Something that I don't like to do at my age.
worse yet when you locked the door on the way out and the door key was on the key ring with the car key.
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| 1/7/2015 8:06:17 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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Wilbur..it only took one time for me to take care of that. I found a safe place to hid a door key outside. Only the most trusted people know where it is.
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| 1/9/2015 11:49:07 AM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
82, joined Apr. 2009
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The mail came a while ago,guess what.I sent out thank you cards to the people who attended my birthday party and put my own address on one of them.
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| 1/9/2015 1:31:34 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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LOL Wilbur I have done the same thing a few years back
You know you are getting old when you no longer want to drive in the snow
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| 1/11/2015 9:15:22 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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gl0ria
Waterford, CA
81, joined Sep. 2010
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When you had rather stay home, than drive where you need to go. Funny thing I.....I live in the country so I have to drive or stay home. Now I stay home more and more as time goes by. 
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| 1/12/2015 8:31:11 AM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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 gl0ria..good to see you back..
When I put off today what I can do tomorrow but tomorrow never comes, sometimes..
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| 1/12/2015 10:14:05 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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gl0ria
Waterford, CA
81, joined Sep. 2010
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Thanks it is good to be back.
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| 1/14/2015 10:42:01 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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Thanks it is good to be back.
Good to see you back Gloria . you were missed
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| 1/15/2015 1:41:56 AM |
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gl0ria
Waterford, CA
81, joined Sep. 2010
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Every time you sit down in your comfortable chair to see the news, you go to sleep. Naps are great
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| 1/15/2015 6:40:23 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
76, joined Jul. 2014
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When you take a fall, and leave half your skin on floor--
No need for explanation..
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| 1/15/2015 7:46:55 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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WOW!!! Golden. That makes me want to Wear a Tin Suit. You need to slow down on all those Night  . 
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| 1/15/2015 4:38:04 PM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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You know when you are getting old . Forget to put the water in the coffee pot when making a fresh pot of coffee.
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| 1/16/2015 3:19:08 AM |
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gl0ria
Waterford, CA
81, joined Sep. 2010
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When you look all over the house for your glasses and your great grandchild tells you to look on top of your head. More often than I like to think. It is like when a three year old ask you why you have skin hanging down on your neck and you have to tell them it is your special turkey waddle.
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| 1/16/2015 7:16:15 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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You use the Electric Range and forget to turn it off.  BRAIN wake up!!!
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| 1/16/2015 11:22:44 AM |
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luckylouie42
Cedar Grove, WV
74, joined Mar. 2008
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You use the Electric Range and forget to turn it off. BRAIN wake up!!!
I have a gas range, several times, I have forgotten and left the fire on under an empty skillet, and burnt the skillet up, also couple of times I put biscuits in oven, and forgot about them, and suddenly remember, and find chunks of charcoal in pan. I guess I will eventually prob burn the dang house down. 
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| 1/16/2015 1:32:55 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
76, joined Jul. 2014
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LOUIE--LOUIE-YOU NEED TO FIND YOU A YOUNG WOMAN..""SERIOUS""
You ever let that flame go out, the gas will kill you.
Better get someone that can cook ...that likes your type of food
"' YOU ARE PARTICULAR WITH WHAT YOU EAT.""
I found a older guy who wants to sell his house
Maybe go to Florida--I can handle that.
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| 1/16/2015 3:34:31 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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Louie Gas is a fast cooker..however, I never wanted it in my home. I fear the smell and carbon dixo. Better be careful...some how. I have very much burned items I have put in Oven. Makes me so upset. Mama always said, "Don't Fret about Spilled Milk" Guess she meant anything I burned.
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| 1/16/2015 4:08:44 PM |
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luckylouie42
Cedar Grove, WV
74, joined Mar. 2008
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LOUIE--LOUIE-YOU NEED TO FIND YOU A YOUNG WOMAN..""SERIOUS""
Goldie, what in the world would a young woman want with a 72 yr. old man. 
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| 1/16/2015 4:34:22 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
76, joined Jul. 2014
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You are very nice looking guy--and most women on line complains there are no one out there......some want a home--but I wouldn't take a woman of any age with a bunch of kids--I love my kiddies but love to see them go home..most guys on pof says the women they write don't write back to them...so try that one if you looking--It is free if you don't up-load...the guy I skype with is 80 years old and he has his health care taken care of should he get deathly sick--I am not ale to take care of anyone..
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| 1/16/2015 4:59:15 PM |
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luckylouie42
Cedar Grove, WV
74, joined Mar. 2008
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me too, it would be very hard for me to take care of anyone disabled, or real sick, or incapacitated. been there done that, so I know it is hard to do.
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| 1/16/2015 11:37:36 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
76, joined Jul. 2014
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Took care of husband for 13 years...was losing memory and so sick..
This new fellow is a YANKEE--((do you know the difference from a YANKEE--
and a dang Yankee.......the yankee comes to visit and leaves...the dang Yankkee
comes and stays.... 
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| 1/17/2015 10:53:49 PM |
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gl0ria
Waterford, CA
81, joined Sep. 2010
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When the dog wants out. As cold as it is I let him out and then forget to let him back in He won't let you know he is waiting. I am getting better at it. Thank goodness it is not really cold here.
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| 1/22/2015 9:09:06 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
78, joined Jan. 2013
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When your dressing and put Your Shirt on Wrong Side Out.
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| 1/22/2015 10:19:05 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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Or your slippers on the wrong foot
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| 1/29/2015 12:01:46 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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Or both legs land up in the same pant leg. You have to sit down to get dressed or you fall over
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| 1/30/2015 2:10:46 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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You lose days. Time seems to go by faster then you remember growing up. It was just the reverse then..oh my.
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| 1/30/2015 6:26:53 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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Does your train of thought leave the station without you? Mine seems to..
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| 1/30/2015 6:37:53 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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fishingfool2014
Springfield, MO
84, joined Jun. 2014
online now!
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my train has far more cabooses than cars, & stops for fuel & water more often as the years go by , Casey JOnes is at the throttle
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| 1/30/2015 7:16:01 PM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
76, joined Jul. 2014
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Very good my friend-----
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| 2/1/2015 11:30:23 AM |
You know you're getting old when? |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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Bending over to pick something up and get dizzy
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