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1/27/2015 7:33:33 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  

fwayne55
Hurst, TX
60, joined Dec. 2014


This is a new one for me. Went to gf's mother's home. Her mom is hotter than the gf. The gf caught me staring at her mom's body and gave me 'frowning stare', but the mom smiled even bumped into me a few times. My hormones were going crazy and trying to hide my arousal sitting a dinner table.
I actually woke up at 2am and pleasured myself thinking about the mom. Finally went to sleep.
Its complicated because Im not really attracted to the gf who was just a date. The 62 yo momma is freaking hot! she wants me to fix electrical problem in her house, and I am taking day off work to fix it.

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1/27/2015 7:44:27 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  

theloser2123
Manassas, VA
24, joined Apr. 2014


I think you meant dad you flaming f*ggot

1/27/2015 10:44:52 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  

pike45
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,300)
Omaha, NE
63, joined Feb. 2009


Just remember that dad owns a gun.

1/27/2015 11:35:36 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  

fwayne55
Hurst, TX
60, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from theloser2123:
I think you meant dad you flaming f*ggot


Where did you go to school? You need to get your money back because they didn't teach you how to read.
There is no dad. They divorced long ago and he still pays mom spousal support.

1/27/2015 12:54:07 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  
vagmasterflash
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Durand, WI
50, joined Nov. 2014


Ok.

1/27/2015 1:35:07 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

pickygirl72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,214)
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011


No wonder why relationships are not taken seriously.

And too many horny men running around pushing people aside to get what they want. Awful.

1/27/2015 4:12:34 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,948)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


So u gone be doing more than fixing a electrical problem, her mom is sad

1/27/2015 8:24:03 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

fwayne55
Hurst, TX
60, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from packersbabe920:
So u gone be doing more than fixing a electrical problem, her mom is sad


It worked out. I have devoted my life to pleasing women. If I have to handyman my way in to achieve this I will. I would say my record is above average. If I were tall dark and handsome it would be better.

1/27/2015 8:27:43 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,948)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


That's fine but her mom and i hope the mom sister doesn't come over

1/27/2015 8:53:03 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  
keyboardkat
Over 2,000 Posts (3,796)
Oklahoma City, OK
41, joined Feb. 2011


Penthouse's letters are that way >>>>>>>>>

1/28/2015 4:28:00 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

fwayne55
Hurst, TX
60, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from keyboardkat:
Penthouse's letters are that way >>>>>>>>>


Sound like something from the 70s. Are they even in business?

1/28/2015 8:04:09 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  
genuwine01
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Jun. 2014


I love older women, does she have a sister? I'm in Texas

1/28/2015 8:53:01 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,948)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


Are u the singer ginuwine? Bust a note

1/28/2015 9:47:44 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  
genuwine01
Fort Worth, TX
46, joined Jun. 2014


I can carry a tune, especially to a beautiful woman

1/29/2015 5:14:21 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  
happylauren
Over 2,000 Posts (3,682)
Crown Point, IN
54, joined May. 2013


OP

You are a legend in your own mind. That is where it starts and that is where it ends.

1/29/2015 7:32:28 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  

fwayne55
Hurst, TX
60, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from happylauren:
OP

You are a legend in your own mind. That is where it starts and that is where it ends.



I'm surprised that there are ladies at places I go who are interested in me. I think I'm just average looking. At my old age I'm still in the game. Im to old to be lovin 3 different women a week like i did 5 years ago, but doing my best.

The look my date's mother's eyes staring at me was like wow. I havent bonked her yet.
Im still a nice guy. 7 ladies to get valentines stuff for. Plus a mother-daughter set of v-day gifts, trying to figure out how to do that one.

1/29/2015 3:44:29 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,948)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


Quote from genuwine01:
I can carry a tune, especially to a beautiful woman




Aww sweet

1/29/2015 4:14:51 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

maniacmassager
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,836)
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008
online now!


How old is your girl? you landed a young hotty plus get a cougar? god bless ya!

2/18/2015 12:18:04 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  
monogoman
Nanuet, NY
63, joined Dec. 2008


The electrical shorts aren't the only shorts that are going to be removed.lol

2/22/2015 8:44:57 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

cosmicgem
Over 1,000 Posts (1,902)
Springfield, MO
60, joined Jun. 2011


Is this an episode for Jerry Springer?

2/22/2015 8:55:34 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

fwayne55
Hurst, TX
60, joined Dec. 2014


it is good

2/22/2015 9:17:54 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

blondie855
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,119)
Fort Madison, IA
60, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from fwayne55:
This is a new one for me.
I actually woke up at 2am and pleasured myself thinking about the mom. .


Like we really needed to know this why?



2/22/2015 9:50:25 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

fwayne55
Hurst, TX
60, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from blondie855:
Like we really needed to know this why?



If I had to explain it to you, you wouldn't understand. Clue: Its a guy thing.

2/24/2015 7:08:49 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  

frank_underwood
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,298)
Columbia, SC
60, joined Jun. 2013


OP watches too much porn

2/24/2015 9:49:21 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  
4uijack
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,308)
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013


Quote from fwayne55:
This is a new one for me. Went to gf's mother's home. Her mom is hotter than the gf. The gf caught me staring at her mom's body and gave me 'frowning stare', but the mom smiled even bumped into me a few times. My hormones were going crazy and trying to hide my arousal sitting a dinner table.
I actually woke up at 2am and pleasured myself thinking about the mom. Finally went to sleep.
Its complicated because Im not really attracted to the gf who was just a date. The 62 yo momma is freaking hot! she wants me to fix electrical problem in her house, and I am taking day off work to fix it.


Yeah, she gives great electrical blow jobs, OPie!

2/24/2015 4:26:32 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

fwayne55
Hurst, TX
60, joined Dec. 2014


Quote from 4uijack:
Yeah, she gives great electrical blow jobs, OPie!


As it turned out, I'm dating the mom and she puts out, casual sex. So called 'older women' are horny. i have sex with her over and over about 2 times a week, don't take a pill either.
The young one, daughter, is back with her bad-boy boyfriend again. Everyone is happy. Things are good.

2/25/2015 7:10:53 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (188,373)
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010




3/29/2015 11:13:31 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  

maniacmassager
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,836)
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008
online now!


Go for the hotter one.

7/24/2015 6:44:30 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  

jjp184
Over 1,000 Posts (1,331)
Somerset, NJ
52, joined Jun. 2013


I say bang her, may as well check out the aunt while you're at it, nothing wrong with a family plan

7/26/2015 11:31:17 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

melin7035
Cape Coral, FL
43, joined May. 2014


Poor girl. Found a date trashier than her mother....

8/1/2015 1:16:42 PM Dating girlfriend's mother  

urealysucklol
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,303)
San Benito, TX
44, joined Jul. 2014


Quote from blondie855:
Like we really needed to know this why?

u know u like it ,

8/3/2015 3:52:31 AM Dating girlfriend's mother  
hatebeingignore
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,987)
Bronx, NY
29, joined May. 2014


Milf or nah