| 3/22/2015 11:32:48 PM |
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wilvelas
Redwood City, CA
31, joined May. 2011
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So what's the best/worst break up story you've heard or experienced?
I overheard one, one girl was complaining to the other about how this guy she had been seeing was such an a**hole. That he was cheating on her and how she couldn't believe it. When her friend asked who he was cheating on her with, she said, "his wife... can you believe the a**hole would pick her over me?!?"
I nearly choked on my soda right there when I heard it. 
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| 3/23/2015 12:49:14 AM |
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unique_woman
Omaha, NE
27, joined Dec. 2014
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  he's technically cheating on his wife with her
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| 3/23/2015 1:07:54 AM |
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nurseshanna1972
San Marcos, TX
42, joined Oct. 2013
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my last ex explaining that he was getting rid of me and my son because the sex was better from his new frined and son. It was a 40 year old lady in the final stages of a sex change and her/his 19 year old son. He seemed to discover the need for men and boys was a better fit for him.
Wanted me bach a few years later when the lady never fullfilled the sex change and the boy likes girls more than him.
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| 3/23/2015 7:59:48 AM |
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wilvelas
Redwood City, CA
31, joined May. 2011
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ouch 
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| 3/23/2015 8:02:11 AM |
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kawkasian
Beverly Hills, CA
41, joined Sep. 2014
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my last ex explaining that he was getting rid of me and my son because the sex was better from his new frined and son. It was a 40 year old lady in the final stages of a sex change and her/his 19 year old son. He seemed to discover the need for men and boys was a better fit for him.
Wanted me bach a few years later when the lady never fullfilled the sex change and the boy likes girls more than him.
Nothing wrong with your picker! 
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| 3/23/2015 8:51:43 AM |
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vagmasterflash
Durand, WI
49, joined Nov. 2014
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And I thought opening the passenger door and kicking her out in a McDonald's parking lot at 2 am was wild. Boy...was I wrong.
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| 3/23/2015 12:30:27 PM |
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oppsiidazi
Orr, MN
45, joined Oct. 2014
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"I'm getting married"
the best, as in the suckyest. 
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| 3/23/2015 3:02:14 PM |
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debyduh
Hamburg, PA
52, joined May. 2014
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I was dating a bass player in a local band. He was, lets say, 2 inches below average male size. So obviously I was not dating him for the sex. Kind of looked like bozo the clown. Just was into hanging with the band and bars at that point. The stage manager was constantly hitting on me. So the bass players exgf calls the band to rescue her from an abusive relationship. So he dumps me one night thinking she will go back out with him. He told me you know how it is when you are riding a horse and you fall down you have to get back up on again. I told him it was a pony ride. LOL. Went to see the band then next night. The married guitar player hit on me. LOL I passed. Went out with the stage manager and married him 6 months later. Even better was the exgf was just using him and dumped him after he rescued her. First husband was best lover. I miss him.
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| 3/24/2015 12:16:34 AM |
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pickygirl72
Phelan, CA
44, joined Sep. 2011
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Break up story...he walked out...the end.
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| 3/25/2015 6:08:55 PM |
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cubcougar
Lucerne, CA
62, joined Oct. 2010
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Oh did you hear the one about ...
So God the Father Holy Ghost ... had baby sex with a Virgin Jew Princess.
He dumped her with the kid .. and some Joe had to raise it.
Absent Father ... and some Rich, Creepy, Old Guys with Taco Sauce on their swartzn**ger gave the JP some money for her sex games.
No Condoms .. Dope in the Vatican approved.
Good tidings to you.
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| 3/25/2015 9:08:17 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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Break up story...he walked out...the end.
O.J. Simpson
The end.
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| 3/26/2015 5:25:44 AM |
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latinleprekahn
South San Francisco, CA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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Break up story...he walked out...the end.
Hey, I know this story but mine ended in a divorce!
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| 3/26/2015 4:24:17 PM |
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ribeyez
Alvin, TX
31, joined Nov. 2009
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I dropped my fiance at the greyhound bus station the day we were to get married
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| 3/26/2015 4:26:36 PM |
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ribeyez
Alvin, TX
31, joined Nov. 2009
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I think the funniest break up is send them in to a conienient store with a twenty dollar bill to buy a pack of smokes and just leave.
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| 3/26/2015 6:52:25 PM |
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wildheart722
Sapphire, NC
51, joined Feb. 2015
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Lured him to a hotel, got him naked. Grabbed his clothes and his keys, took off out the door. Then I called his wife. Jerk shouldn't have pretended to be single and wasn't.
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| 3/26/2015 10:19:41 PM |
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
57, joined Dec. 2013
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Lured him to a hotel, got him naked. Grabbed his clothes and his keys, took off out the door. Then I called his wife. Jerk shouldn't have pretended to be single and wasn't.
I don't believe that happened, because you're still alive to tell the story.
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| 3/26/2015 11:00:43 PM |
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hookt12
Bakersfield, CA
38, joined May. 2010
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i had my ex burn my house down and stab me in the hand...
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| 3/27/2015 4:44:27 AM |
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pickygirl72
Phelan, CA
44, joined Sep. 2011
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Hey, I know this story but mine ended in a divorce!
so did mine.
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| 3/27/2015 5:22:39 AM |
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marriedncheatin
Twin Falls, ID
48, joined Jul. 2012
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Never got a reply text from past gf  broke up I guess I'm still waiting
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| 3/28/2015 1:17:15 AM |
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hogaseman
Benátky nad Jizerou
Czech Republic
64, joined Jun. 2014
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my last ex explaining that he was getting rid of me and my son because the sex was better from his new frined and son. It was a 40 year old lady in the final stages of a sex change and her/his 19 year old son. He seemed to discover the need for men and boys was a better fit for him.
Wanted me bach a few years later when the lady never fullfilled the sex change and the boy likes girls more than him.
sounds like your x liked receiving d*ck more than giving d*ck.
And he must be blind.
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| 3/28/2015 4:19:59 AM |
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b2cold
Escanaba, MI
22, joined Mar. 2014
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My ex did it over fb. Was likethought we could work it out. But in no way did she want to.
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| 3/28/2015 4:21:58 AM |
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anygivenday21
El Paso, TX
37, joined Sep. 2014
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Cause she didn't want your p*ssy a** lol
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| 3/28/2015 4:24:00 AM |
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b2cold
Escanaba, MI
22, joined Mar. 2014
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True. O well she a stupid hoe
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