| 4/29/2015 10:01:35 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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Now you MEN are WELCOME....However, may I CAUTION YOU. These OLD HENS' do a LOT of CLUCKING!!!!! Look Closely at the Picture..See where the Men are Sitting.
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| 4/29/2015 10:15:54 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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| 4/29/2015 10:18:28 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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I hope the hen house keeps a rooster in it or
it wouldn't be no fun.. be no one to chase..
cluck cluck
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| 4/29/2015 10:53:49 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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I hope the hen house keeps a rooster in it or
it wouldn't be no fun.. be no one to chase..
cluck cluck
Always need a ROOSTER in the HEN House.
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| 4/29/2015 2:22:29 PM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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My rooster is Napping Again!!!
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| 4/29/2015 3:33:37 PM |
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luckylouie42
Cedar Grove, WV
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I hope the hen house keeps a rooster in it or
it wouldn't be no fun.. be no one to chase..
cluck cluck
what would you do if you caught a rooster goldie ? 
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| 4/29/2015 4:24:50 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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I can hear them ole hens clucking all the way up here on wolverton mountain.    
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| 4/29/2015 4:43:28 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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what would you do if you caught a rooster goldie ?
Hey--Hey ole Man---We hens may be old but there's still smoke coming out of the chimney---
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| 4/29/2015 4:44:50 PM |
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luckylouie42
Cedar Grove, WV
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only in the old hens minds.
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| 4/29/2015 4:59:16 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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only in the old hens minds.
Hey --I didn't say there was a fire--just smoke....
seems everyone I meet are too sick to even smoke..
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| 4/29/2015 5:23:51 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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| 4/29/2015 5:31:24 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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Are these your Kin Folks.....on Wolverton Mountain?????
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| 4/29/2015 5:47:36 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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That ole woman don't have no teeth....
my son is a comic---
He went to Drews carnival one day
my foster-daughter's MOTHER ran the rides
and I had never met her and asked what she looked like
Son said...."THEY ALL DIDN'T HAVE A TOOTH AMONG THEM"
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| 4/29/2015 7:37:50 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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| 4/29/2015 9:22:45 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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Alex and louie...talked to an old West Virginia guy tonight...
Lived in Pt. Pleasant West Virginia.....
Nice talking old mountain goat..
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| 4/30/2015 6:23:10 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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A strange thing about ""ROOSTERS""..
that I have found out, this last 3 years..
You say to a them--
""HOW MANY GIRFRIENDS DO YOU HAVE""???
Then most are truthful and say..
Well, I got this one across town
I see regular.....OH BOY....
They just want a hen house full...
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| 4/30/2015 7:33:18 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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A strange thing about ""ROOSTERS""..
that I have found out, this last 3 years..
You say to a them--
""HOW MANY GIRFRIENDS DO YOU HAVE""???
Then most are truthful and say..
Well, I got this one across town
I see regular.....OH BOY....
They just want a hen house full...
YEP!!! Like this one... ONE ROOSTER to THREE HENS!!!!
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| 4/30/2015 9:23:59 AM |
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luckylouie42
Cedar Grove, WV
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actually a rooster can take care of 50 hens or more, but after he has gone thru the flock several times, the rooster becomes bored, and must be changed out with a different rooster.
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| 4/30/2015 10:42:22 AM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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actually a rooster can take care of 50 hens or more, but after he has gone thru the flock several times, the rooster becomes bored, and must be changed out with a different rooster.
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| 4/30/2015 11:15:20 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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| 4/30/2015 11:52:59 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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I talked to that man in west virgina and he said--
Soloman had 1000 cocubines....
.whats wrong with playing the field
But I replied
Bet ole Soloman had his favorite
  heart::
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| 4/30/2015 12:31:47 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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I talked to that man in west virgina and he said--
Soloman had 1000 cocubines....
.whats wrong with playing the field
But I replied
Bet ole Soloman had his favorite
heart:: 
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| 4/30/2015 1:31:11 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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He was an old man from pof--
from pt.pleasant , West Virgina...
sounds like one --that has a harem....
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| 4/30/2015 2:21:21 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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I talked to that man in west virgina and he said--
Soloman had 1000 cocubines....
.whats wrong with playing the field
But I replied
Bet ole Soloman had his favorite
heart::
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| 4/30/2015 2:30:21 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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Now I know....Does it look like this!!!
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| 4/30/2015 2:32:13 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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I think some ole Roosters --like to bragg
about their conquests...to make them appear
""REAL SEXY""
they either too sick --or--married maybe..
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| 4/30/2015 2:42:58 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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Be Careful you OL" ROOSTERS...Don't get on us HEN'S Nerve's...We will start CLUCKING LOUDER!!!!
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| 4/30/2015 2:47:20 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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Be Careful you OL" ROOSTERS...Don't get on us HEN'S Nerve's...We will start CLUCKING LOUDER!!!!
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| 4/30/2015 2:56:26 PM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
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| 4/30/2015 3:48:10 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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Do you really mean that????? If it wasn't for us OL"HENS...You wouldn't have any FUN at all.
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| 4/30/2015 4:10:51 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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Was that my bottle of moscato??
or Chardeney.....??
THE TRUTH-- you guys wouldn't know what to do
without your lady friends....
even if they have to chase you down
to get a little kiss...
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| 4/30/2015 4:12:13 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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I hear some " fowl " language coming out of that hen house.
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| 4/30/2015 4:19:51 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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You know you sneak a kiss or two from those women --
"WHEN THEY COME A-COURTING"
YOU OR Louie --neither one has us hens fooled..
You just play like you don't like the
Those sexy hens..
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| 4/30/2015 4:31:22 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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NEVER!!!!
To the ROOSTERS who may not know what... QUICKIE I mean ...QUICHE..IS....It is usually a Breakfast Food with Eggs and other Items in it.
And I Guess you ROOSTERS never CROW..FOWL. Then I believe the Sky is Falling.
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| 4/30/2015 8:03:45 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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had an uncle who was loosing it,he thought he was a chicken.they never got him any help,because they loved the eggs.
any hens want to sit on my eggs?oops
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| 4/30/2015 8:36:42 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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Hello Darling--sure think the Hens all love you
and would do your hatching...
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| 4/30/2015 9:38:15 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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| 5/1/2015 7:04:20 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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HENS are awake and ready to start CLUCKING. Have we got a lot to talk about... ROOSTERS.
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| 5/1/2015 7:07:17 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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ALWAYS--Plenty to discuss when it comes to Roosters..
Even though --""I HAVE NEVER FIGURED THE SUCKERS OUT""
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| 5/1/2015 6:08:23 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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Where is them Thar' ROOSTERS today????? Don't tell me they found some PLUMP Hens and moved over there. 
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| 5/1/2015 6:34:55 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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Who has seen new advertisement for BURGER KING???
TERRIBLE.... these 3 HENS are talking --one says
I'm pregnant...with" CHICKEN FRIES"
Rooster says--whats all that clucking...
Really think its a bad ad.
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| 5/1/2015 6:51:52 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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Where is them Thar' ROOSTERS today????? Don't tell me they found some PLUMP Hens and moved over there.
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| 5/1/2015 6:56:10 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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and didn't come down and take us to dinner....shame on you...
Dellia would have liked a plate of old rooster fried up nice and crispy..
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| 5/1/2015 6:59:31 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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c*ck-a-doodle-do
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| 5/1/2015 7:11:16 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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You know you sneak a kiss or two from those women --
"WHEN THEY COME A-COURTING"
YOU OR Louie --neither one has us hens fooled..
You just play like you don't like the
Those sexy hens..
...... I WOULD LIKE TO BE GUILTY OF HALF OF WHAT I GET ACCUSED OF.
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| 5/1/2015 7:16:30 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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Me too , my friend--Me too.
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| 5/1/2015 8:04:11 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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Why did the rooster go to BURGER KING?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
cluck cluck
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| 5/1/2015 8:05:30 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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Why did the rooster go to BURGER KING?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
cluck cluck
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| 5/1/2015 8:13:08 PM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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What do you call a group of hens clucking in unison?
A HENsemble.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
cluck cluck
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| 5/1/2015 8:17:20 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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What do you call a group of hens clucking in unison?
A HENsemble.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
cluck cluck
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| 5/1/2015 8:19:15 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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Wilber is on hiss toes tonight....
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| 5/1/2015 8:22:16 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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....As the ole saying goes, he is strutting his stuff. Cluck, cluck.
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| 5/1/2015 8:37:42 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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ROOSTERS...Will be in their own COUP tonight...ALONE.
Don't even think about SNEAKING out in the Middle of the Night...A VERY HUNGRY FOX is Standing by. And don't think that DOOR will stay open...PADLOCK is on it's way.
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| 5/1/2015 8:39:55 PM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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CHICKEN COUP... NO DOG House.
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| 5/1/2015 8:52:00 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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Think it is about roosting time. We will have to eat a lot of crow tomorrow.  
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| 5/2/2015 6:09:08 AM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
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watch out for the goose on the prowl
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| 5/2/2015 6:15:23 AM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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If that goose knows what is good for his gander, he will leave.
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| 5/2/2015 6:52:38 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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......
watch out for the goose on the prowl
What's good for the goose --
is good for the Gander...
Watch out ole Goose..
The Old hen is on her way..
she opened the Diner
before coming over..
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| 5/2/2015 6:53:00 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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He sure will...All us Hens Will Peck his eyes out. NO GOOSE in our Hen house. And wait till the ROOSTERS get up.
I need to talk to the Other Hens this Beautiful Morning...but I must be having a SENIOR Moment.
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| 5/2/2015 8:13:51 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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Think the Rooster hid
with that statement Dellia
no telling what those ole
c*ck-a -doodle do are up too...
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