| 6/8/2015 12:20:46 PM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014
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Make up or tell a real dating story that is worthy of being a real soap opera drama.
Make it as outrageous or funny as you want and ya'll use your vivid imagination. Be creative folks.
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| 6/8/2015 11:29:28 PM |
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pike45
Omaha, NE
63, joined Feb. 2009
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You go first.
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| 6/8/2015 11:37:31 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
51, joined Aug. 2013
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This one time, at band camp...
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| 6/9/2015 1:57:41 PM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014
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This one time, at band camp...
On come on, you got to elaborate here. Don't leave us hanging. Finish the story.
@Pike, I will have to put my thinking cap on for a good story. I can't seem to find it right now.  
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| 6/9/2015 11:49:11 PM |
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honest_noreally
Las Animas, CO
55, joined Mar. 2013
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I was dating a newly met female, just a few dates [2] & then, we decided to go to the State Fair together [3rd date].
Well, as I had already planned to go to the fair previously with some close friends... we all went together. Sounds good so far, eh?
So, as the day at the fair progressed, she [my date] had been secretly slamming beers [sneak drinking], one after another [so I found out later]. Also, she was sucking down a bottle of whiskey she had smuggled in, in her purse [again, found out later]. Needless to say, she was a drunken mess [which I didn't know at this point, her drunk]... staggering, stumbling, slurring her words. All this in front of all my friends that had joined us for the fair day.
*Oh, by the way, this day/event was the first time my close friends had met/encountered her [my date].
I of course was quite puzzled as I had not seen her drinking. I thought maybe she was having some medical issue that she hadn't disclosed yet.
Then the umm, projectile, you know, purging started. 
I was so embarrassed and at that point I realized what she had been doing.
We [friends & I] had to CARRY HER out of the fair! She could not walk, period.
Many stops along the way on the drive, for her to purge more, to get her back home.
Turned out, she was a major alcoholic.
Okay, the kicker... she kept trying to kiss me  and hug on me [mind you, she was covered in, you know]. Of course, I was having none of her "tainted" breath/saliva nor wanted her stomach contents all over me again. 
Kicker two... she wanted me to go to her Mom's house with her so I could sleep with her/have sex in her MOM'S BED for "the thrill of it".
~I know OP you said make up or tell a real dating story.
~~Sorry to say, all the above happened... it's a REAL dating story/nightmare.
Outrageous? You bet.
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| 6/9/2015 11:50:35 PM |
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honest_noreally
Las Animas, CO
55, joined Mar. 2013
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BTW... this ^ was many,many years ago, pre- DateHookup [not anyone from this site, her ^].
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| 6/10/2015 3:36:27 PM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014
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wow @honest. talk about a predictment!
as a woman i can appreciate that u at least got her home safely.
that says a lot about your character.
important part about dating to me is that you trust man you are with to keep you safe.
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| 6/10/2015 10:15:13 PM |
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honest_noreally
Las Animas, CO
55, joined Mar. 2013
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wow @honest. talk about a predictment!
as a woman i can appreciate that u at least got her home safely.
that says a lot about your character.
important part about dating to me is that you trust man you are with to keep you safe.
Thank you ms_holland. 
Yes, no matter what predicament I'm in, I will always think of the other person's well being/safety.
It was quite an ordeal but, we do live and learn by our life's experiences [hopefully]. I know I did/do anyway.
Be well.
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| 6/12/2015 5:50:09 AM |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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Its 3:49 am I will have to come back later and tell a tale. I am frickin tired.
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| 6/12/2015 5:22:22 PM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014
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Its 3:49 am I will have to come back later and tell a tale. I am frickin tired.
Well ok then. We will await you to arise from your slumber and tell us your story.
Perhaps tell us why you are soooooooooo picky? 
Mine starts out like this: There was once a man who thought he was so fine. It was a shane, uh I mean shame that he really looked like he had been dragged through the sludge.
For he was so poor that he could never afford a shirt. He as always worried about being fat that he would give tit for tat for anyone that was just not right.
One day he had to meet his maker and he realized he was not so perfect at all.
For you see, God thought it was time to teach this Shane was it was like to be a shamed by turning him into a woman. As a woman his hormones changed on him and he was devastated to see that he now had flab.
Since that day, the shameless Shane has never been able to look at himself in a mirror and decided to put a shirt on to cover up his man boobs.
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| 6/13/2015 12:09:05 AM |
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bistia
Roseville, CA
49, joined Jul. 2009
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Well ok then. We will await you to arise from your slumber and tell us your story.
Perhaps tell us why you are soooooooooo picky?
Mine starts out like this: There was once a man who thought he was so fine. It was a shane, uh I mean shame that he really looked like he had been dragged through the sludge.
For he was so poor that he could never afford a shirt. He as always worried about being fat that he would give tit for tat for anyone that was just not right.
One day he had to meet his maker and he realized he was not so perfect at all.
For you see, God thought it was time to teach this Shane was it was like to be a shamed by turning him into a woman. As a woman his hormones changed on him and he was devastated to see that he now had flab.
Since that day, the shameless Shane has never been able to look at himself in a mirror and decided to put a shirt on to cover up his man boobs.
 why can't some of you people keep the forums to what they are suppose to be...bring the dumb games to your state chat....
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| 6/13/2015 10:57:50 AM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014
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Because we can do what we want. If you don't like it @bistia, you are free to not participate.
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| 6/13/2015 11:24:59 PM |
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beenthare
Jasper, AL
39, joined Mar. 2013
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And what good would state chat do because we (Alabamians) are sure not claiming Shane.
[Edited 6/13/2015 11:25:47 PM ]
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| 6/14/2015 7:43:40 PM |
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honest_noreally
Las Animas, CO
55, joined Mar. 2013
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The Hilarious Story Of Shane
http://www.dailyviralstuff.com/the-hilarious-story-of-shane-the-walmart-deli-guy-told-through-notes-from-his-boss/
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| 6/14/2015 9:32:40 PM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014
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The Hilarious Story Of Shane
http://www.dailyviralstuff.com/the-hilarious-story-of-shane-the-walmart-deli-guy-told-through-notes-from-his-boss/
You are funny @Honest! Good one!::thumbsup:
There was once a lady who has been there but is no more.
She likes to chat but only if you are in Alabama.
My my, who could I be talking about? 
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| 6/16/2015 9:49:02 PM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014
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And what good would state chat do because we (Alabamians) are sure not claiming Shane.
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