| 12/2/2015 10:03:06 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013
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Proof positive. He gave us women. But hey, really. Any of you guys know of a good book about "how to translate dingbat into English"? I speak two languages now this universal language women use with each other keep changing.
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| 12/4/2015 3:17:36 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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I do not speak that language.
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| 12/7/2015 9:16:19 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013
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 Obviously not. You live in California where the official language is "moonbat".That's OK. I'm from Indiana where folks just call me redneck. It must have something to do with the fumes "dirty air" we inhale at the Brickyard 400. Ok, enough with the self deprecating jokes. Hope everyone can tell I wrote this in jest.
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| 12/10/2015 8:22:26 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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testsignup
Springfield, VA
62, joined Sep. 2009
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There are actually at least seven versions of every human language.
*there's what guys think they are saying;
*what women think they are saying;
*what guys think women are saying;
*what women think guys are saying;
*what each one claims to have heard, if they are angry at the other one;
*what each one claims the other one really said, when they really have the hots for them;
*and what the words that each one really used, actually mean to an unbiased observer.
Why are accurate translations hard to come by?
Obviously, accurate translations are bad for the translators physical health.
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| 12/11/2015 2:18:56 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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jason_in_tx
Bryan, TX
32, joined Apr. 2013
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God doesn't exist, actually.
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| 12/11/2015 4:13:05 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013
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There are actually at least seven versions of every human language.
*there's what guys think they are saying;
*what women think they are saying;
*what guys think women are saying;
*what women think guys are saying;
*what each one claims to have heard, if they are angry at the other one;
*what each one claims the other one really said, when they really have the hots for them;
*and what the words that each one really used, actually mean to an unbiased observer.
Why are accurate translations hard to come by?
Obviously, accurate translations are bad for the translators physical health. That's a good one. I guess we can't all be redneck hoosiers. 
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| 12/20/2015 9:03:22 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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jake_is_fake
Avenel, NJ
26, joined Jun. 2015
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Yeah he does...just look at my mother
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| 12/27/2015 10:32:32 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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I think the problem is people in general do not listen. We need to truly stop and sit still long enough to really listen to what someone has to say.
Iam VERY talkative because silence kills me, but I ve been changing and really looking at a person and absorb what they are TRULY trying to say.
OP u should try this.
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| 12/29/2015 2:04:45 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014
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they dont listen and they think to be ignorant is stupid,but it means to continually ignore,which means too stupid to pay attention..maybe..
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| 12/29/2015 7:22:40 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
44, joined Sep. 2014
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When she says "Its not you...its me", she really mean its you.
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| 12/31/2015 6:22:47 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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ltlwing
Winchester, OH
52, joined Oct. 2013
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Quit talking to dingbats... problem solved.
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| 12/31/2015 9:06:48 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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Arrrrrrchie!!!!!!!!
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| 1/4/2016 4:13:29 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014
online now!
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edith get me my beer o k..........
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| 1/4/2016 8:06:42 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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You're a leg up on me... Get it yourself! 
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| 1/12/2016 10:14:58 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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theindytechguy
Indianapolis, IN
56, joined Dec. 2013
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You're a leg up on me... Get it yourself!
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| 1/13/2016 11:30:43 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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eader]Quote from testsignup:
There are actually at least seven versions of every human language.
*there's what guys think they are saying;
*what women think they are saying;
*what guys think women are saying;
*what women think guys are saying;
*what each one claims to have heard, if they are angry at the other one;
*what each one claims the other one really said, when they really have the hots for them;
*and what the words that each one really used, actually mean to an unbiased observer.
Why are accurate translations hard to come by?
Obviously, accurate translations are bad for the translators physical health. That's a good one. I guess we can't all be redneck hoosiers.
sounds political!!
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| 3/2/2016 9:03:40 AM |
God has a sense of humor |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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| 3/4/2016 4:34:00 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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God doesn't exist, actually.
...but your mom takes it deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep in the ass!!!
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| 3/26/2016 2:40:15 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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| 3/26/2016 4:28:27 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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Yes. HE does. HE created humans.
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| 4/28/2016 9:14:28 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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Quit talking to dingbats... problem solved.
This was my second comment
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| 4/29/2016 3:47:57 PM |
God has a sense of humor |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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This was my second comment
Late bloomer, eh?
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