| 1/15/2016 6:01:42 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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C'mon ladies, give Beanhammer a chance so he can post his own story! Tired of him all mad that everyone but him gets the ladies. Remind him it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean.
[Edited 1/15/2016 6:03:05 PM ]
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| 1/15/2016 6:04:22 PM |
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bandit__geezer
FujianFujian
China
58, joined Oct. 2015
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Go Bean! You da man! 
ETA: But if you have him blocked then he cannot see this helpful homage...
[Edited 1/15/2016 6:05:22 PM ]
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| 1/15/2016 6:53:15 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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He can see it..
Ladies?
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| 1/16/2016 5:33:24 AM |
Another story |
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hisbaby4ever13
Ramseur, NC
34, joined Jul. 2014
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Woooow!
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| 1/16/2016 1:59:15 PM |
Another story |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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| 1/29/2016 7:44:07 AM |
Another story |
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flyfish77
Conyers, GA
51, joined Jul. 2014
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you can explain it all down at city hall....when your hot your hot....
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| 1/29/2016 11:45:06 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Go Bean! You da man!
ETA: But if you have him blocked then he cannot see this helpful homage...
Like i need any help from
Op miss princess fuzzy nuts
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| 1/30/2016 3:20:28 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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Why you keep talking about my nutz?
OHHHhhhhhhhh! Never mind ladies, seems he swings the other way...
And I am taken by the lovely Latina.
I tried to help but sorry about that, I didn't know.
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| 1/30/2016 6:00:33 PM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Why you keep talking about my nutz?
OHHHhhhhhhhh! Never mind ladies, seems he swings the other way...
And I am taken by the lovely Latina.
I tried to help but sorry about that, I didn't know.
Your just jealous cuz you
Cant find a lady
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| 1/30/2016 6:20:06 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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I can't find a lady? Are you saying Latina is not a lady? What is she then?
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| 1/30/2016 6:26:37 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Brother bean!!! You know I am very real an the lovely lady Cherisays is talking about!...... Lol
Hi honey^^^^^
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| 1/30/2016 6:36:20 PM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Brother bean!!! You know I am very real an the lovely lady Cherisays is talking about!...... Lol
Hi honey^^^^^
So you dumped hurry me
To start seeing princess fuzzy nuts?
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| 1/30/2016 6:52:46 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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Brother bean!!! You know I am very real an the lovely lady Cherisays is talking about!...... Lol
Hi honey^^^^^
Hi baby!!
I am so sorry to hear your brother is gay!!
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| 1/30/2016 7:39:09 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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I knew something was up when he borrowed my heals an lipstick!!
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| 1/30/2016 7:47:08 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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I knew something was up when he borrowed my heals an lipstick!!
Oh shit! Didn't occur to you Halloween was 3 months ago?
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| 1/30/2016 8:16:35 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Oh shit! Didn't occur to you Halloween was 3 months ago?
Honey ... It didn't have to be Halloween !!
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| 1/30/2016 8:25:46 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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Right baby! Gay is 24/7...you right!
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| 1/30/2016 8:27:28 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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I'm srry brother bean.... I know it was suppose to be a secret
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| 1/30/2016 9:12:53 PM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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I'm srry brother bean.... I know it was suppose to be a secret
I was not going to tell about
That carrot trick you used to do.
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| 1/31/2016 10:54:47 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Right baby! I was born with an innie penis
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| 1/31/2016 11:15:16 AM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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Someone is trying to tank my thread!
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| 1/31/2016 12:22:12 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Naa I'm here
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| 1/31/2016 4:30:57 PM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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i tried to find it i call it a penialgina
Wtf
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| 1/31/2016 5:36:59 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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Whatever trick you try to play, you are still a beanhammer
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| 1/31/2016 5:38:41 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Lol....lol... You have a wild imagination brother!!!
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| 1/31/2016 11:23:32 PM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Lol....lol... You have a wild imagination brother!!!
You guys are great i guess as long as you got rid of dunghurry ill try to be nice to princess fuzzy nuts
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| 2/1/2016 8:18:54 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Oh brother from another mother!!!
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| 2/1/2016 8:37:24 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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Try to help a guy out and this is what he does...gay is the only explanation..
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| 2/1/2016 9:02:50 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Baby ... My brother will see the light!!!.......some day!
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| 2/2/2016 11:50:27 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Baby ... My brother will see the light!!!.......some day!
It would be easier to see if princess fuzzy nut would quit calling me gay.
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| 2/2/2016 2:04:53 PM |
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pickygirl72
Pinon Hills, CA
46, joined Sep. 2011
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What
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| 2/3/2016 8:43:14 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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What
Oh princess was hitting on me
And i thought since his name was cheri it was a girl come to find out he was dating my
Sister wich is weird because she was dating another guy
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| 2/3/2016 9:08:23 AM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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| 2/3/2016 10:24:25 AM |
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bandit__geezer
FujianFujian
China
58, joined Oct. 2015
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Oh princess was hitting on me
And i thought since his name was cheri it was a girl come to find out he was dating my
Sister wich is weird because she was dating another guy
Dude...
1. The guy wasn't hitting on you.
2. The color of the user name is blue not pink. This should have given you a clue.
3. Her boyfriend's old profile was either self deleted or flagged out.
4. She still has a picture of him on her profile.
5. Have you considered the possibility that the cheri profile is actually her boyfriend?
Just sayin'...
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| 2/3/2016 11:31:27 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Dude...
1. The guy wasn't hitting on you.
2. The color of the user name is blue not pink. This should have given you a clue.
3. Her boyfriend's old profile was either self deleted or flagged out.
4. She still has a picture of him on her profile.
5. Have you considered the possibility that the cheri profile is actually her boyfriend?
Just sayin'...
I do not believe it for a minute. That new guy sent me a dic pic disgusting.
At first i thought it was his
Belly button
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| 2/3/2016 5:25:09 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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| 2/3/2016 5:52:11 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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As the world turns
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| 2/3/2016 6:49:49 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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This is too funny!!
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| 2/3/2016 7:19:37 PM |
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bandit__geezer
FujianFujian
China
58, joined Oct. 2015
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| 2/3/2016 7:30:27 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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Bandit, don't mind Beanhammer..
What kind of fool comes up with a name like that??
Ask your women friends if they would be interested in a screen name like that?
Kinda feel a "little" sorry for the loser..
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| 2/3/2016 8:36:32 PM |
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bandit__geezer
FujianFujian
China
58, joined Oct. 2015
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Bandit, don't mind Beanhammer..
What kind of fool comes up with a name like that??
Ask your women friends if they would be interested in a screen name like that?
Kinda feel a "little" sorry for the loser..
I don't mind him. He is somewhat entertaining....
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| 2/4/2016 12:46:22 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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I don't mind him. He is somewhat entertaining....
Thank you my new freind.
You must understand me and lat are not true blood my father married her grandpas neice i ran into lat at a funeral where we embarrassing enough found out we were brother and sister. Then is when all of this crap took place through a series of misunderstanding and now multiple boyfreinds it seems lat has hooked up with fuzzy nuts. Then fuzzy starts this thread in the mean time i get an annonomous inbox from this
Hot profiled pic from a gal
In enis tx. So being the fort wort fat stock show is going on we met now let us just say this is not the girl in the pic. I knew it was her because she described her boots. Now this is not the girl that was in the profile
However i decided to look past the fupa and entertain the girl then after the show we go to the cowboy cantina and she gets plowed she gets us throwed out of the bar for
Yelling i want some p*ssy at
The top of her lounges. This
Girl is messed up so i take her home and she now wants some well you know but i do not have a condom she drunkenly smiles and says she has one so i go to the bathrooom and open the package and f**k this thing is more the size of a baloney
Casing i am not going to lie
I went immpotent as hell.
So i go back in and crawl in bed and i am fixing to apoologize and the b*tch is snoring and wet the fn bed.
I got to get this crazy a** out of my house that is when i got her phone to call a family member and i found her
Contacting cheri and my sister on dh they set me up.
My own sister meybee she did not know.
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| 2/4/2016 6:29:54 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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Didn't read..
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| 2/4/2016 11:54:21 PM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Didn't read..
It is hard to read whith your
Head up your ass
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| 2/5/2016 8:49:46 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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I guess you know from experience?
I tried my friend, you are on your own..
If you get lonely I am sure fly would go have a lemonade with you..
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| 2/6/2016 6:54:08 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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I guess you know from experience?
I tried my friend, you are on your own..
If you get lonely I am sure fly would go have a lemonade with you..
"I Tried My Freind"
So you did try to put your head up your ass?
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| 2/8/2016 8:05:39 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Bean!!!
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| 2/8/2016 8:26:55 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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He's hopeless baby, no need to bother..
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| 2/8/2016 8:30:20 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Hey baby
Well it was worth a try!!
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| 2/9/2016 12:30:33 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Hey baby
Well it was worth a try!!
Why is it my fault he tried to put his head up his ass!
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| 2/9/2016 2:35:59 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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I think i get it you are still mad because i used to bulldog your my little pony?
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| 2/9/2016 8:12:13 AM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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I'll admit... I was a little miffed about the my little pony!! But brother bean....lately you have been a little .. Off!
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| 2/9/2016 10:55:56 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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I'll admit... I was a little miffed about the my little pony!! But brother bean....lately you have been a little .. Off!
I apollogize it was me
Who pulled the ears off
Of that pony but it was looking at me strange
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| 2/9/2016 2:22:51 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Brother ..... It's an a toy , fake..... How the hell was it looking at ya weird??!!
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| 2/11/2016 11:15:00 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Brother ..... It's an a toy , fake..... How the hell was it looking at ya weird??!!
So was chucky
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| 2/11/2016 5:27:23 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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Lol!! Lol!!!
Chucky - is- not- REAL!!!
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| 2/11/2016 6:03:14 PM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Lol!! Lol!!!
Chucky - is- not- REAL!!!
All i am going to say is your little pony was purverted
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| 2/12/2016 4:15:32 PM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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i still have my little pony
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| 2/12/2016 4:52:21 PM |
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cherisays
Bloomingdale, GA
52, joined Dec. 2014
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I prefer to whack off than to find a woman.
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| 2/12/2016 5:39:49 PM |
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latinasm
Amarillo, TX
48, joined May. 2014
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