angelic_magic
Fond du Lac, WI
60, joined Jul. 2008
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Though Siri is obviously not human, she still does a great job of offering up some advice and attitude when presented with questions and commands by users.....
Siri’s answers to questions like “do you love me” not only entertain, but sometimes, when Siri can’t answer a question, she’ll sometimes make up for her lack of helpfulness with humor.....
1.What is zero divided by zero?
Siri answers, “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Siri seems less than amused by this riddle. “A so-called ‘woodchuck’ (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck — that is, throw — as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid.) if woodchucks in general had the capability (and, presumably, the motivation) to chuck wood.”
3. I’m drunk.
Siri offers a number of different responses, like “Neither of us is driving home,” but, more important, also offers a button to “Call me a taxi.”
4. Make me a sandwich?
Siri answers, “I can’t. I have no condiments,” or “I’m not permitted to prepare food.”
5. What’s your favorite movie?
Siri usually answers, “I’ve heard that ‘Blade Runner’ is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants.”
6. Do you have a boyfriend?
“Why?” Siri asks, “So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?”
7. I’m naked.
Siri answers either, “And here I thought you loved me for my mind. Sigh,” or “I don’t understand what you mean by ‘naked.’ Or at least I’m going to pretend that I don’t.”
8. Tell me a story?
With a little bit of coaxing, you can get Siri to answer..
 I don't have Siri..but I have been with friends who have gotten some very funny answers when asking questions...
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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I got Siri but I haven't used her to ask questions yet
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Let me see what my 8Ball says. 
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