3/12/2016 7:23:33 PM |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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one hour ahead before going to bed tonight.
I'm not going to loose an hour of sleep as I took a 2 hour nap starting at 5:30 pm.
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3/13/2016 8:44:04 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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With so many clocks ta change
I stressed an I got the mange
I dun one lass nite
A LED an nite lite
The rest I mite take ta the range
( / )
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3/13/2016 9:00:25 AM |
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wineandroses2
Middleport, OH
60, joined Oct. 2013
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trisha.
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3/13/2016 11:28:06 AM |
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itemgirl
Lima, OH
68, joined Mar. 2009
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I left one clock that was not changed when we turned all the other clocks back. It tells the right time now. No problem for me!
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3/14/2016 8:55:39 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Thet arduous task a resettin'
Done twice's shirley upsettin'
The damm power wen out
An thet made me shout
All most as bad as bloodlettin'
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3/15/2016 10:06:44 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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It is thet time a yeer wen they say
Change batteries in detectors taday
Along with them clocks
Open thet little box
Putta new nine volt in their or pray
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3/17/2016 7:52:39 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Cuz if ya don', ya'll be late fer them St. Paddy's Day festivities...
I'll have a black n tan an keep em comin'...
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3/18/2016 5:31:56 PM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I've two clocks, thet are older en me
One's cuckoo, witch is kine a like me
Both still work well
Butt given a spell
Both retired, witch is kine a like me
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3/19/2016 9:23:27 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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HOW???
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3/20/2016 9:28:29 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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If ya don't ya mite miss thet bunny
Every one nose thet wooden be funny
So, no Easter candy
Thet wooden be dandy
An at the bottom a yer basket... NO money!
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3/21/2016 9:42:05 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Ain't gonna set a head my clocks
Butt gonna gitta great big box
An ketch me a rabbit
Whom makes a habbit
Hidin' eggs butt he never knocks
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3/22/2016 8:01:34 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Some one, not me, should in vent one
Like computers, change time, not undone
With no fuss an no muss
In technology we truss
Change my clocks? No need, it's bin dun
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3/23/2016 10:55:49 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Settin' clocks izza favorite thing ta do
So, I go ta clock emporiums, wooden you?
I make sure ta take brakes
An have a few Twinkie cakes
There wuzza time them was gone, I was blew
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3/24/2016 7:37:12 AM |
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wineandroses2
Middleport, OH
60, joined Oct. 2013
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Forgot to change two clocks.
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3/25/2016 9:29:59 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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There was a time... I liked ta go junkin'... Old clocks an lamps, I'd refurbish...
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3/25/2016 9:54:34 AM |
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wineandroses2
Middleport, OH
60, joined Oct. 2013
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Clocks have been changed for almost two weeks.
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3/26/2016 9:34:34 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Gotta set all my clocks fer thet bunny
Cuz if I miss him thet wooden be funny
The middle a the nite
Be cuz he juss mite
Come Saturday an not on Easter Sunday
Hay, it could happin...
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3/28/2016 9:20:22 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Priorities keep us changin' are clocks
Them inventors wanna invent a roun' box
Notta self changin' clock
Who'd want one, they mock
Don't want nunna them new brite colored sox.......
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3/29/2016 9:59:27 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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3/30/2016 9:02:37 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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There wuzza a ad in the paper back when
Some one had ta change the time on BIG BEN
Who knew there wood be
Any more en juss three
All four faces, pay is good, do it a gain
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3/31/2016 9:20:39 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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It didn' do no good ta reset em
Gurls said ya mite well ferget em
Our tummies will rule
Don' mean ta be cruel
BUTT... WAKE UP! AN FEED US!! Klem
Klem???
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4/1/2016 9:08:35 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Gonna fool the gurls, an set the clocks fer 3pm, an tell em they already had their 2pm snack...
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4/2/2016 11:29:20 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Ultimatum from my gurls...
They said this give an take's gotta STOP!
Or they'll poop on the floor an I'll mop
We'll sit down on strike
Daylight time 'TAKE A HIKE'!
Or they'll gitta new Poppa they'd swap
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4/3/2016 8:03:06 PM |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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I still have to take a nap almost every afternoon or early evening.
Hope this ends real soon.
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4/4/2016 10:38:50 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Two clocks I don' wind with a pendulum
Be cuz if I did, wood wreak bedlam
The cats wood be there
An jump up in the air
Ta kill them damm cuckoos with redrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLjixsUEj5E
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4/5/2016 9:06:49 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I notiss, ya said them clocks, was all plural
So resettin' em, ya mite need a, referral
1-900-call Angie
Not thet there Senjee
Angie's local, the Indian guy, ain't rural
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4/6/2016 8:30:14 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-w9PiJflMw
Too complicated...
Juss have a...
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4/7/2016 9:18:29 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I didn't fer git ta change mine
A long with my nap time reline
Butt the gurls refuse
Ta change wen they snooze
Witch is all day long any time
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4/8/2016 9:35:51 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Some days are more fertile then others
Butt I'll tell ya if I had my d'ruthers
Ta set all my clocks
I'd git mental blocks
Butt I gotta cuz three was my Mother's
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4/9/2016 8:16:54 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I'm here ta tell y'all, not all ways does the early bird git the worm...
All I got wuzza a bad hare day...
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4/9/2016 2:35:33 PM |
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wineandroses2
Middleport, OH
60, joined Oct. 2013
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I finally got adjusted to the new time.
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4/10/2016 9:16:31 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I've a drawer fulla watches I don't change...
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4/11/2016 9:15:34 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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With all these newfangled phones, they say watches are a thing a the past...
Whom, fer one, are these 'they'???
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4/12/2016 9:23:06 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Every kitchen appliance hazza clock
Not precluding the electric crock pot
So, I'll grumble an groan
Till the rite time is shown
My gurls want them cuckoos in headlocks
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4/13/2016 9:35:59 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I juss put a ad in the paper
Fer house keeper not lanscaper
With a stitch in time
Wen time ta change time
I'll have help changin' alla my clocks
Thet don't rime...
So, sue me...
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4/14/2016 8:13:32 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Them birds, are singin' as I rite
An I wonder, what is there plight
Whom sets there clocks
A black bird thet mocks?
How do they know if it's time ta take flight?
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4/15/2016 7:52:47 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOLpCWlsCjw
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4/16/2016 10:28:31 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Juss like rum knee with wimin inna binder
I'd be skrewed if my clocks had no winder
Remember ta change em
I mite rearrange em
Daylight Savin's izza reel good reminder
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4/17/2016 8:17:07 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Changin' socks is easier then clocks
'Cept fer decidin' what color a socks
Butt puttin' socks on
Don't take neer as long
As ritin' a book like thet Spock
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4/18/2016 9:00:27 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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In this here yeer a are LORD, 2016
Gotta git better, know watta mean?
I got wholes in my socks
Fer changin' them clocks
Smart phone with a clock on the screen
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4/19/2016 8:37:41 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Hickory D*ckory doc, trained some mice ta change my clocks
Thet clock struck one, so all them other chickens run away
Whateva!
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4/20/2016 9:42:00 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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It ain't easy findin' good help these days
Chicken mice wen there struck run a ways
I'll trane me a duck
Whom won' run amok
With it's beek juss a tweek come wat mays
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4/21/2016 10:26:43 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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No way, I've the memory of a elephant
Ta Spring a head, is quite thee a vent
An each day there after
Be a happy beer quaffer
Spring's fer Bock beer, I'll putta dent
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4/23/2016 9:01:55 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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My Mamma didn' born her no dummy. I got ridda all them clocks with dials an kept only them digital ones...
Why, ya mite ask??? Cuz dog's ain't got thumbs... Think a bout it...
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4/24/2016 8:52:58 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I have nite mares thikin' thet I fergot
Ta set all a my clocks thet I've got
I have one or too
Thet I'll never do
There old relics, so reset, I ought not
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4/25/2016 8:30:35 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY1zZyJh4tM
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4/26/2016 9:38:01 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Wen GAWD said, 'set'cher clocks'
I thot HE said here's red socks
But red's not my color
Cuz I hadda red collar
I'd'rether have a couple ham hocks
Snooze ya lose...
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4/27/2016 9:02:41 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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dftsc...
Cuz tomorrow it starts!!! The 2016 NFL Draft!!!
I'm elated... Not deflated...
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4/28/2016 8:54:25 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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If ya ain't dunnit yet yer to late
So, I guess thet'll end the debate
Should'ja or not
Cuz if ya fergot
Ya mite juss go fish an cut bait
With a...
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4/29/2016 10:17:05 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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It is said the early bird gits them worms
All so said, sleep in late don' git germs
An ta drink lotsa fluid
Go ta skewl git clue'ed
Don' fer git ta set'cher clocks on sojourns
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4/30/2016 9:01:50 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Metta gurl, whom wears skanty frocks
She said she wood come set my clocks
Tole my heart ta be still
Cuz if only she will
After witch, ta the beach fer long walks
It juss don't git no more romanclick then thet rite there, now do it...
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5/1/2016 9:26:32 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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May First...
Don' fergit, change the page a yer calendar
Anna good day ta change what'cha wear under
With clean under shorts
Thet'cha got in Shreveport
Mom'll smile if yer struck by some thunder
Cuz Mom all ways tole ya... 'Wear clean underwear'...
'Yes Mom'...
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5/2/2016 10:24:24 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Sun lite izza natural time changer
An too cats 'their' time rearranger
So, I do what I'm told
Be cuz they will scold
Or else, my life wood be in danger
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5/3/2016 8:06:49 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Don't fergit ta set'cher clocks fer Mother's Day this Sunday...
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5/4/2016 8:29:01 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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My anaolosity, wooden allow me
Not set clocks, ones I kin see
My heart beet wood rise
I'd git blood shot eyes
Hyperventilate, witch ain' funny
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5/5/2016 8:39:12 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Sense my clocks are all ready set
So's I ain't gotta worry or fret
I won't be late
Fer a heavy date
With a purdy blon' not brunette
Izzit to late ta gitta date fer tanite?
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5/6/2016 8:56:37 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Change batteries, set'cher clocks, multitask
After witch, in thet sun, y'all kin bask
Butt what a bout them nite lites
Burnt out they ain't brite lites
Need more bulbs, wen I'll gittem, don' ask
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5/7/2016 9:00:56 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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Don't fergit ta set'cher clocks fer the Derby taday...
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5/9/2016 8:41:51 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PArggEnEj_Y
Change yer clocks so ya kin go git one...
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5/10/2016 8:36:31 AM |
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shaggyoledog
Ocean Shores, WA
69, joined Apr. 2011
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I'm so confused...
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