kathysmith
Blue Ridge, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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Joke of the day! Bahahaha !
SPEAKING
GERMAN IN TEXAS
In Texas there is a town called New
Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a
local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink
water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher
rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die
kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means:
"Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have *** in
it."
The man
shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I
can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher
replied: "Use both hands."
GOD Bless
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Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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