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lilyrose33
Poughkeepsie, NY
45, joined May. 2013
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so i get this message from @pwrlftr1160 the other day and the following conversation ensued when i found he was on-line:
Hey there! I couldn't help but notice how alluring you are. I'm a kinesiologist, but more importantly a massage therapist. In the spirit of thinking outside the box for a first meeting, I have a hunch you'd enjoy being treated to a spa quality massage from my healing hands... What's your #? We should set something up. Pete
Jun. 26 3:54 PM
me: hi Pete. That's a very generous offer.
Jun. 28 10:50 PM
pete: Indeed. I think you'll enjoy. What's your number and availability this weekend? Good company and a blissful massage await!
Jun. 28 10:51 PM
me: I didn't say I was available to take u up on it. I have plans this weekend. I'm very busy these days. Also, it seems weird not to get to know each other first...don't u think?
Jun. 28 10:56 PM
Pete: It seems weird to try to get to know someone from some typing
Jun. 28 10:56 PM
me: i agree but just showing up to get a back rub from u?
Jun. 28 10:59 PM
Pete:I assumed we would get better acquainted when we met. I'm not looking for a pen pal.
Not just a massage, conversation too.
Jun. 28 11:10 PM
me:im not looking for a pen pal either. i would just rather have the conversation first. Don't exactly talk much when getting a massage.
Jun. 28 11:13 PM
me: there are better ways to get to know someone you have never met before in my opinion.
unless you're just trying to get them to have sex with u
Jun. 28 11:27 PM
I don't feel typing is very effective at getting to know someone. If you want to actually meet and do it right let me know...
Jun. 28 11:29 PM
Am I REALLY the one not doing it right because I wont just immediately accept a strangers offer for a "spa quality" backrub?   
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bigdubs67
Henderson, NV
50, joined May. 2016
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^^^^Pete sounds legit to me 
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| 6/30/2016 6:42:55 PM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
52, joined Dec. 2011
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LMAO! To me it's weird getting to know someone through typing. I'd much prefer having you stripped down to your undies while having my hands all over your body. That way, it's much easier for me to administer the chloroform and have my way with your unconscious body.
So, what do you say? 
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| 6/30/2016 7:03:16 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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I'm down...
oil, no lotions please...
Def...
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| 6/30/2016 7:56:28 PM |
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016
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I just get the usual crap. Messages with odd choices of verbs and verb/adverb combinations from either faceless profiles or from profiles with obviously out-of-my-league stolen face pics that want a man aged 40-90.
At least there are fewer to sift through and delete per day than when I was last here. 
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| 7/1/2016 2:55:55 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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david101steward
Wow... Angel like woman. pretty as diamond and beautiful as paradise. your picture says so.Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it,i have seen yours and all i could do is to stop and tell you how perfect Your creator have created you.you look so beautiful and adorable. Nice profile pics.that is what caught my attention so i stop to say Hi,i want you to know that What you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful .. Keep it up . I care . My name is David .
Jul. 01 12:36 PM
my response because I could not resist the temptation on this one...
I will let my male cat know that you love his picture so much. I will have to tell you, he is not interested.
Jul. 01 3:54 PM
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3n1wbgirl
Cameron, LA
53, joined May. 2011
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I get little dic. pics 
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| 7/1/2016 8:57:36 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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david101steward
Wow... Angel like woman. pretty as diamond and beautiful as paradise. your picture says so.Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it,i have seen yours and all i could do is to stop and tell you how perfect Your creator have created you.you look so beautiful and adorable. Nice profile pics.that is what caught my attention so i stop to say Hi,i want you to know that What you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful .. Keep it up . I care . My name is David .
Jul. 01 12:36 PM
my response because I could not resist the temptation on this one...
I will let my male cat know that you love his picture so much. I will have to tell you, he is not interested.
Jul. 01 3:54 PM
he responded
Jul. 01 5:36 PM
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| 7/5/2016 6:11:00 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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Richardjoh from TojgTojg, United Kingdom (try looking that up on a map. None of the maps I tried could find such a place)
Hello dear friend i am happy to meet you i would love to know much about you my name is engineer Richard i'm here looking for serious relationship i would love to read back from you
Jul. 05 12:57 AM
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
52, joined Dec. 2011
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name is engineer Richard? Damn they got some funny names over there. Wonder if his friends are electrician Dave and carpenter Mike? 
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016
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Maybe he's kin to Goodluck Johnathan?
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| 7/8/2016 10:00:20 AM |
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fireball650
Lewiston, ME
52, joined Oct. 2012
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handsome I liky your motorcycle just imagine my hair chest rubbing your back it make's me hard just thinking about it !
my response; riding b*tch on my bike is only reserved for those who can hold
on to me with their boobs not there hands . but hey you want to ride a bike wal mart
pink tricycle on sale now 
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| 7/8/2016 10:17:48 AM |
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marriedncheatin
Twin Falls, ID
50, joined Jul. 2012
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Weird messages...."I want to f**k you" I replied"you know I'm a guy..right?" His reply" oh never mind"
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| 7/8/2016 11:06:29 AM |
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miss_trsh1
Mount Pleasant, MI
48, joined Sep. 2014
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Hi my name is Mike if you will relocate here to Eau Claire Wisconsin and on to Fond du Lac, Wisconsin get a job and we live together you need to call me by telephone at 715-833-8668 at 9 Pm at night to 12 Am in the morning ok
You can get your apartment and we can connect
if you send me your phone number I will block you immediately
response: " can I call you?"
wtf..
not interested in talking dirty to ya
response: I would like to mount you
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| 7/8/2016 11:06:56 AM |
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3n1wbgirl
Cameron, LA
53, joined May. 2011
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handsome I liky your motorcycle just imagine my hair chest rubbing your back it make's me hard just thinking about it !
my response; riding b*tch on my bike is only reserved for those who can hold
on to me with their boobs not there hands . but hey you want to ride a bike wal mart
pink tricycle on sale now 
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| 7/8/2016 11:32:05 AM |
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fireball650
Lewiston, ME
52, joined Oct. 2012
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you never know who will show up or pop up 
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| 7/8/2016 11:58:02 AM |
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3n1wbgirl
Cameron, LA
53, joined May. 2011
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I know right!
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| 7/9/2016 3:32:46 PM |
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3n1wbgirl
Cameron, LA
53, joined May. 2011
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This guy just hit me up. Saying you wanna see a pie? I'm tall and athletic. :
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| 7/9/2016 3:35:57 PM |
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016
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Good to know suaveness and urbanity still exist
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| 7/9/2016 3:38:49 PM |
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3n1wbgirl
Cameron, LA
53, joined May. 2011
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He sent me a naked picture. He's cute. But younger than my daughter. I'm not a M.I.L.F.
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| 7/9/2016 3:41:41 PM |
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016
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Aw c'mon! The things you could teach him! A cougar has to have her prey!
You know I kid right? 
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| 7/17/2016 12:51:51 AM |
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bigdubs67
Henderson, NV
50, joined May. 2016
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Dear Member,
In accordance to the request and also for the safety of our Members, The Support Group are announcing that you should VERIFY YOUR ACCOUNT before you can meetup anyone here on the site.
The VERIFICATION PROCESS is for FREE and it's purpose is to ensure the safety of each member who may want to meet. So to be identified, we need to assure that you are genuinely nice person.
Every Members who avoid to verify their account will be bIocked and deIeted from the site. In this matter, we do not allow our genuine femaIe Mémbers to message you without this VERIFYING YOUR ACCOUNT.
P.S. If you need help right away,Please give me your email address so we can send you the instructions step by step on how to get VERIFIED your account now.
You can email us at [email protected] THIS EMAIL WILL BE 24/7 ACTIVE FOR ANY QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED.
Thank you very much for cooperating with us.
Best Regards,
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Jul. 15 9:51 PM
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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oh no...ya mean this means I can't msg the fake female profiles anymore....
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| 7/17/2016 12:59:05 AM |
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bigdubs67
Henderson, NV
50, joined May. 2016
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How do they verify if you are a "genuinely nice person"?
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forum_rose
Killeen, TX
40, joined Feb. 2016
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You should message back and say that email is not valid on this site
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| 7/17/2016 1:10:13 AM |
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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Shit....if I gotta start "verifying" my "fans".....I quit.
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| 7/17/2016 1:24:41 AM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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verifying all your fans would take ya about a year...
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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Noooooo! You're silly. 
My "#1 fan" wanted me to say "hi Westy".
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| 7/17/2016 1:36:33 AM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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He's number #1 huh? ...
Howdy Jake...
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| 7/17/2016 1:50:10 AM |
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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Oh I don't know. Just sounded good.
Whatcha doing awake so late?
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| 7/17/2016 2:11:34 AM |
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3n1wbgirl
Cameron, LA
53, joined May. 2011
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Hey you 2
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| 7/17/2016 2:28:08 AM |
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3n1wbgirl
Cameron, LA
53, joined May. 2011
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I just got a message saying. Can I lick your p*ssy?
Men on here just have a way with words.
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| 7/17/2016 6:36:09 AM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
52, joined Dec. 2011
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| 7/17/2016 7:29:43 AM |
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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Hey you 2
 good morning, Mary!
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
52, joined Dec. 2011
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<<<< chopped liver, I guess
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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My bad! I was just acknowledging Mary's post. Didn't mean to skip over you, def. 
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new_ga_dude
Bethlehem, GA
40, joined Sep. 2015
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I don't get any weird messages ... but I like it when she gets that way with me in bed
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| 7/18/2016 5:21:58 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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Oh I don't know. Just sounded good.
Whatcha doing awake so late?
It was only like 10 pm here...
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| 7/18/2016 5:27:50 PM |
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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Oh, my bad! I always forget about the time differences.
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| 7/18/2016 8:01:31 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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warriormark
Hello I'm Mark, your beauty and profile caught my attention. If I'm not asking for too much I will like to know more about you. Nice meeting you.
Jul. 18 7:51 PM
how should I respond? pass a thank you from my male cat on the compliment?
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| 7/20/2016 2:19:14 PM |
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wiscomatic50
Friendship, WI
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Text me I a hott female.
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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Are there really any women who respond with "ok sure"? 
oops, sorry for blowing up the page. I tried to make the picture smaller but couldn't.
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
52, joined Dec. 2011
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Dammit LJ, why are you calling me out????
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| 7/20/2016 3:17:50 PM |
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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| 7/21/2016 6:20:47 AM |
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def_diff
Marietta, GA
52, joined Dec. 2011
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Holy crap, this one's a frickin' novel! What compliment?
Thanks for the compliment,I saw your profile and was very excited in writing to you,it will be very great to meet you,I am looking for a good personality to enjoy the good things in life with,I am Kathrina but you can call me Kathy in short,Wow you have really touched my heart and caught the spark in me as I have been looking for in a man’s eye. It has been a while and I was beginning to wonder if all the wonderful men on the face of the earth are finished, but I came to realize that it wasn’t like that until I came across your profile, you really have the beauty to catch every woman’s eye’s and I was wondering why you are still single. Your smile is so warm and heart warming it has put a smile on my face, Beauty really comes from within and I can tell from the way you look that the one who defined beauty must have had you in mind. I am just a lonely woman and I am looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with. Your smiles really touched my heart and wanted to send an email to express what i have within me. I miss being in love and after staying away from the love scene for long time due to reasons I will tell you later on as we get to know more about each other, I have finally decided to give love one last shot.You must be wondering why I am writing so much but you should know that you have touched the most valuable part of my body and really warmed my heart with your beauty and great smile. I will really appreciate if you will give a chance to start something which I believe will result in good relationship, I am looking for my soul mate and I truly believe with this start we can end up in a very positioned relationship if possible if you are interested please do email me back.I am here we could get to know each other well if you so wish.i will be waiting for your reply or u could add me to your gmail ID so that we can chat there,get to know more about each other and share photos together,I am [email protected] and I will expect your add request or email.I am online now...Or you can also send me request on yahoo and am there as [email protected] to hear from you ASAP..
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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Delaney3
Hello how you doing?
Jul. 25 6:56 PM
me
Doing good. And you?
I see you have a masters degree. What are your degrees in?
Also noticed you are in the military. What branch and have you ever been stationed in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia?
I love learning about people.
Jul. 25 7:49 PM
Delaney3
MY name is Smith Delaney... I'm live in California...I'm U.S army??? I'm 43yrs looking for serious relationship that why am on this site....You cam tell me more about you !!!
Jul. 26 1:54 AM
me
I go by Gurnzy and Ronannlou on here until I get to know people better.
I have lived about 95% of my life in Hampton Roads, VA. I have done a lot of things, some not considered anywhere near normal, and have worked in a lot of different types of jobs and industries. I have never been in the military, but my family has veterans from Army, Air Force, and Navy, including a Green Beret.
I love animals. I currently have 2 cats and a dog. I have worked with a lot of different animals.
Where have you been stationed?
Jul. 26 7:33 PM
Delaney3
My stationed was in Fort hood but now I'm in africa?
Jul. 27 2:30 AM
me
What part of Africa? I have friends in several countries there and other friends who have been there a few times.
Jul. 27 9:19 PM
Delaney3
Nigeria
Jul. 28 3:00 AM
he is sooo articulate - I got bored with him quick
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| 7/31/2016 6:54:16 PM |
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forum_rose
Killeen, TX
40, joined Feb. 2016
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Mirror55
online!
Hi,how are you doing ? i believe God took his time when he made an angel gorgeous as you are. You're absolutely adorable and beautiful too. You look very sexy with your face. Your smile is breath taking. Your eyes sparkle like fine rare jewels and are hypnotizing to look into. Can we chat to know you more ?
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| 8/1/2016 8:02:33 PM |
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bigdubs67
Henderson, NV
50, joined May. 2016
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I personally like "Your are sexy with your face!"
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| 8/1/2016 9:55:17 PM |
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westy602
Phoenix, AZ
45, joined May. 2013
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T looks sexy with her tits and ass...
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| 8/2/2016 12:31:25 PM |
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forum_rose
Killeen, TX
40, joined Feb. 2016
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umm no, not me
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| 8/2/2016 12:39:09 PM |
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7lara
Hacienda Heights, CA
39, joined Mar. 2014
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pic
What!!! no how are you? you look pretty darn good in that vintage cake dress?!!!
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| 8/2/2016 1:49:26 PM |
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sweettlisa
Evansville, IN
52, joined Jul. 2014
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Hi my name is Mike I want to know if you will consider living here in Wisconsin getting a job here and we see the other. You can call me by telephone at at 9 Pm at night to 12 Am in the morning.
You can send messages to my Email address that is
You can your apartment and we can visit the other
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sweettlisa
Evansville, IN
52, joined Jul. 2014
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Hi if you will relocate here to Wisconsin get a job here and we live together you need to call me by telephone at at 9 Pm at night to 12 Am in the morning. If you decide to come by me we will live in Fond du Lac Wisconsin thus we both can get jobs in Fond du Lac Wisconsin and if you are a decent woman we will do good together ok Mike
You can call me soon if you will relocate and get your own apartmentt here
This one won't give up!!
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xo_lj_xo
Haines City, FL
40, joined Nov. 2014
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I keep getting that one too, Lisa.
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| 8/17/2016 11:23:37 AM |
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forum_rose
Killeen, TX
40, joined Feb. 2016
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Right? Because we all want to pick up and move to another state ... just for the possibility of dating someone. Like we don't already have our own place and a job where we currently reside.
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| 8/21/2016 4:17:30 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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buck2now
how bout a pic of you, not your freekin goat or cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grow up !!!!!!!!!!!
talk about Mr. Maturity. A thing in PA who can't read sends immature message then blocks me because he can't handle the concept of maturity
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| 8/24/2016 3:15:30 PM |
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forum_rose
Killeen, TX
40, joined Feb. 2016
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bigbil..
online!
Why do you put full figured on your profile? Your hot not full figured. Just wondering.
Aug. 24 3:07 PM
My response
Full figured is not a euphemism for fat and unattractive.
Aug. 24 3:11 PM
forum_ro..
not read
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| 8/29/2016 5:30:34 PM |
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joey1331
Clinton, MS
46, joined Apr. 2012
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Something crazy in my box, i don't even want to repeat it. Wtf???
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| 8/29/2016 7:04:12 PM |
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ronannlou
Suffolk, VA
45, joined May. 2014
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got this today. anyone want to help me respond to it?
donwilly22
How are you doing,hope good. I love your profile if you do not mind, you can send me your email ID to know more about each other
Aug. 29 8:56 AM
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| 8/29/2016 7:08:45 PM |
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joey1331
Clinton, MS
46, joined Apr. 2012
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got this today. anyone want to help me respond to it?
donwilly22
How are you doing,hope good. I love your profile if you do not mind, you can send me your email ID to know more about each other
Aug. 29 8:56 AM
i can help you with that, just don't respond
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