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4/25/2016 3:01:53 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

pleazu2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,035)
Hartwell, GA
53, joined Jan. 2011


Something a little different
Not political ,I've always heard because of the diversity of words it's difficult to learn.
Post words that are spelled alike but have different meanings ,or just sound exactly the same and spelled different.
2 examples
Mfg plant
Plant your but there
Plant a garden
Cops planted drugs

Got a hair cut
Rabbit = hare
Missed by a hair

Next ..

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4/25/2016 9:24:19 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

enjoying_life80
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,634)
Muncie, IN
50, joined Oct. 2011


Huh?


And first!

4/25/2016 11:56:01 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

pleazu2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,035)
Hartwell, GA
53, joined Jan. 2011


Quote from enjoying_life80:
Huh?

It's just,a word game Kim
It want get you layed

4/26/2016 6:52:16 AM Learn to speak American ..LOL  
winkwink2u
Alpharetta, GA
52, joined Jun. 2015


You take a licken' and keep on tickin'...

Or

I've been licken' this lollipop and can't get to the Tootsie roll..


4/26/2016 8:31:41 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

DLAL60
Hampton, GA
52, joined Oct. 2014


I love to read
I am looking for reed to plant in marshy area of my yard

4/26/2016 11:43:30 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  
jagged_lil_pill
Over 1,000 Posts (1,892)
Hogansville, GA
50, joined Feb. 2016


I'm gona play the role.

Have a roll with supper.

4/27/2016 1:11:32 AM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

pleazu2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,035)
Hartwell, GA
53, joined Jan. 2011


He hits on everything in a skirt
Want a hit on that joint

He hit a home run

4/27/2016 4:31:12 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

trk182
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (37,063)
Jeffersonville, IN
48, joined Feb. 2012


Hit the hay.
bale hay.
bail out.

Drive thru
Drive through
threw out
throughout.

4/27/2016 8:46:02 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  
hopethisworks01
Marietta, GA
53, joined Apr. 2016


I need to right a wrong.

I'm going to write a paper.

4/28/2016 6:08:22 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

pleazu2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,035)
Hartwell, GA
53, joined Jan. 2011


I burned my steak
He got burned on that deal

5/2/2016 11:30:39 AM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

pleazu2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,035)
Hartwell, GA
53, joined Jan. 2011


She let me pet her kitty
She let me pet her kitty
They had a nice little kitty stashed away
Miss Kittie was a saloon owner

5/23/2016 11:30:13 AM Learn to speak American ..LOL  
winkwink2u
Alpharetta, GA
52, joined Jun. 2015


Something seems fishy around here...

Something smells fishy?

9/6/2016 7:35:28 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

tardsmasher2
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,876)
Douglasville, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010


She had a nice butt

But her butthole stank like a mutherf**ker

9/20/2016 12:51:35 AM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

bitahunni
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,538)
Lawrenceville, GA
49, joined Jun. 2011


Wanted the whole world, but found a hole in the ground. LOL

9/21/2016 11:35:44 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (252,245)
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010


Huh?

9/23/2016 9:48:56 PM Learn to speak American ..LOL  

pentopaper2
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,952)
Death Valley, CA
50, joined Apr. 2014


Goin Bass fishin

I play the Bass