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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
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You can find the sideways smile right here :

 
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4/27/2016 5:36:48 AM |
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mrfckinpetey

Orlando, FL
32, joined Jun. 2014
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10/10 buttcheeks. Would perv again. 
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4/27/2016 6:45:18 AM |
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bandit__geezer

FujianFujian
China
58, joined Oct. 2015
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Although the prospect of reviewing your butt cheeks sounds appealing, I'm not going to a forum filled with people who are essentially children in adult bodies. I've pretty much blocked them all here.
I'm sure your butt is much more special than the millions of butts already on the internet, though. 
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4/27/2016 8:48:07 AM |
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bumblebee7

Fort Payne, AL
62, joined Apr. 2011
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Show them.....I'll review them and give an opinion.
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4/27/2016 9:56:30 AM |
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4uijack

New Port Richey, FL
82, joined Aug. 2013
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May I blow my hot load on them afterwards, OP?
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4/30/2016 4:08:21 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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@ bandit they are entirely too fabulous for the internetz 
@bee  
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4/30/2016 4:09:26 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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May I blow my hot load ?

Would you like a straw with your jizz espresso?
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4/30/2016 4:13:09 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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I have a sudden craving for fish n chips and a banoffee pie.
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4/30/2016 4:27:39 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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I have a sudden craving for fish n chips and a banoffee pie.
Whatever you do don't let jack put the cream on it
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4/30/2016 4:28:16 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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10/10 buttcheeks. Would perv again. 
  
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4/30/2016 4:37:57 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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Whatever you do don't let jack put the cream on it
Was gonna make you a spotted d*ck and put my own custard spin with it. 
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4/30/2016 5:00:12 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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Was gonna make you a spotted d*ck and put my own custard spin with it. 
Ewww gross. That's England dude they like spotty d*cks I live across the water with no spotty d*cks 
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4/30/2016 5:06:04 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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I did not know that. Ya Irish?
Dah, if I had read under your name, I'd known. That's where my family is from originally way back when.
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4/30/2016 5:50:15 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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Northern Ireland 
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4/30/2016 5:55:51 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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I wanna do a castle and country tour badly.
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4/30/2016 6:30:40 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
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4/30/2016 6:37:28 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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What? Did I just say something geeky to indigenous Irish folk?
Should I not ask everyone about Celtic woman when I visit too?
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4/30/2016 6:59:47 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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lmao I never heard of them until I joined dh 
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4/30/2016 7:00:56 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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I'm all up into stereotypes tonight! 
If I ever visit, will you make me potato soup? 
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4/30/2016 7:29:54 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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4/30/2016 7:32:37 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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All joking aside though. Ireland is one of the few places outside the U.S. that I'd love to visit. I'd love to see the cliffs and ocean views and all the old historic structures.
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4/30/2016 9:27:25 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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I have heard that line approximately 3 million times on dh
It never gets old. No really 
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4/30/2016 9:29:01 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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I'd love to visit Rome too, just for the architecture and food. And New Zealand, cuz I feel a kindred vibe with hobbits. And Greece for the food, but with all the filth that's moved there, maybe not now
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5/2/2016 6:05:17 PM |
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Mercedes_02

AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
102, joined Dec. 2014
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All joking aside though. Ireland is one of the few places outside the U.S. that I'd love to visit. I'd love to see the cliffs and ocean views and all the old historic structures.
Ireland is one of my sons fav place to visit.
Especially the pubs & gals.
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5/12/2016 6:05:46 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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Honestly.. my biggest fear to visiting out of the country is drinks. I'm not a big alcohol drinker and I don't wanna have Montezuma's revenge. 
And Harley.. that wasn't a pick up line. I'm a huge Highlander fan and love the absence of civilization. I'd love to see castles and rocky cliffs. I wouldn't need a chick around to stroke one to that. 
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5/12/2016 8:45:32 PM |
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god_says

Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
49, joined Aug. 2014
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Pale white Irish buttcheeks.
Lemme grab my shades.

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5/12/2016 8:53:35 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
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Honestly.. my biggest fear to visiting out of the country is drinks. I'm not a big alcohol drinker and I don't wanna have Montezuma's revenge.
And Harley.. that wasn't a pick up line. I'm a huge Highlander fan and love the absence of civilization. I'd love to see castles and rocky cliffs. I wouldn't need a chick around to stroke one to that. 
Not everyone drinks like a fish here that's just sterotyping so na na 
Absence of civilisation is hard thing to find here lol stroking one off in Dunluce castle would probably get your a** arrested though. what the hell 
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5/12/2016 8:54:58 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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Pale white Irish buttcheeks.
Lemme grab my shades.

They glow in the dark yaknow! 
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5/12/2016 8:55:52 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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I'm all bout the stereotyping. You can watch our for me to keep me outta jail.. yes? 
And what's with the IRA in the news again all a sudden... stayin with the stereotyping.... 
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5/12/2016 9:01:00 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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My family is protestant. IRA suck dong  
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5/12/2016 9:11:24 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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I am too. You'd think I'd know more bout the factions over yonder.. but American exceptionalism.. 
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5/12/2016 9:16:55 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkmVugQr6no
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5/12/2016 9:19:13 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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I had to stop at 42 second in. It felt very soccor like and gay. 
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5/12/2016 9:20:43 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLcaRG8hI4Y

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5/12/2016 9:25:42 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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Sorry.. 5 seconds in and still being manly here. 
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5/12/2016 9:28:06 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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Totally Unmanly! 
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5/12/2016 9:30:46 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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psh. Yalls guys don't even have to face snakes. They're like.. on noz! A weed! We catch an kill snakes an bears and shit here. 
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5/12/2016 9:37:05 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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Yous haven't been tough enough to kill off all your snakes and tame the p*ssy cats? oh well that really is unmanly. Too bad 
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5/12/2016 9:38:36 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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So you're saying all the snakes are tame there? 
And a bear isn't close to a p*ssy. But.. hey.. I'm not from the old country.  
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5/12/2016 9:43:00 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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Aint any snakes here cus all the extra manly irish dudes here killed them all off hundreds of years ago. And you have to go to France to find a bear-like p*ssy j/s
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5/12/2016 9:44:31 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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Naw.. yo men played a flute. Go figure they'd blow on something to entice a snake. 
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5/12/2016 9:47:33 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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What the hell.You been watchin Prince of Persia too much dude

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5/12/2016 9:51:43 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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I'm sorta soused so mebbe I'm rememberin stuff wrong.. I was thiking he pied piper ushered the snakes outta Ireland. 
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5/12/2016 9:53:42 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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omg lmao   pied piper is a fairytale about the plague of rats in London
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5/12/2016 9:54:37 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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well fukin hell. I'm drunker than I thought  
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5/12/2016 9:56:04 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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No shit! Go make a sammich lol
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5/12/2016 9:57:40 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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Soon. I got half a glass left to drink on first. 
Damn. That sux. Now all I got is ya guys are soccer f*gs. But swords and shit and that's cool. I reckon they're groovy. Cept for their talkin and such. 
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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You making no sense now at all I cant understand you now
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5/12/2016 10:17:03 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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Amhras agam is gá duit a chodladh as an alcól 
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5/12/2016 10:17:32 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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Was basically saying outside of the way they talk, they could be groovy. 
eta - wait.. wtf is that? I don't speak Celtic, but they do have cool pagan symbols, even though it's heathen. 
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5/12/2016 10:20:54 PM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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celtic? dude puhleease
gaeilge!!
Go to bed! You are drunk mister!
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5/12/2016 10:22:52 PM |
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Alahunter917

Trussville, AL
46, joined Mar. 2016
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OK.. Gaelic!
Frick.. excuse me for not going to Celtic Woman when they were in town last week! 
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god_says

Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
49, joined Aug. 2014
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They glow in the dark yaknow! 
This ain't my first mcrodeo. 
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5/13/2016 12:00:50 AM |
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lsu_lsu

Houma, LA
50, joined Apr. 2011
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your butt glows in the dark 
God----
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5/13/2016 12:40:51 AM |
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god_says

Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
49, joined Aug. 2014
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LSU 
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5/13/2016 12:54:16 AM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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your butt glows in the dark
Yeah saves ££ on nightlight 
LSU
God 
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bumblebee7

Fort Payne, AL
62, joined Apr. 2011
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Where's the a** shot??????????
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5/13/2016 6:31:49 AM |
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Mercedes_02

AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
102, joined Dec. 2014
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Where's the a** shot??????????
I was looking for it myself 
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5/13/2016 7:23:44 AM |
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xHarleyQuinn

Års
Denmark
39, joined Jan. 2016
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Whoever said it was my own personal a** cheeks? AHA!!
You all have dirty minds! shame on yous  
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5/14/2016 5:37:32 PM |
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manniblelector

Vancouver, WA
38, joined Apr. 2013
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Whoever said it was my own personal a** cheeks? AHA!!
You all have dirty minds! shame on yous  
Wow, what a waste of time, glad this thread wasn't 90 pages long, cause' I'd still be lookin'
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