Knock Knock Joke

7/13/2016 3:26:36 PM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Knock knock joke made by 8 year old on the way home from beach the other day. Ready? KNOCK KNOCK! Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
7/13/2016 4:46:42 PM	Knock Knock Joke
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	Excellent! Best joke I've read all day !!
7/13/2016 5:29:40 PM	Knock Knock Joke
rem762700 Martinsburg, WV 51, joined Apr. 2009	Rib splitter.......
7/14/2016 6:52:26 AM	Knock Knock Joke
neal356 Oxford, AL 59, joined May. 2014	Quote from helena036: Knock knock joke made by 8 year old on the way home from beach the other day. Ready? KNOCK KNOCK! These dummies (they okay!) don't get it.... WHO'S THERE?
7/14/2016 7:29:32 AM	Knock Knock Joke
xall_night Starke, FL 76, joined Mar. 2009	opening the door, hello Helena,nice to meet you.
7/14/2016 2:03:38 PM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from neal356: These dummies (they okay!) don't get it.... WHO'S THERE? "ACH"
7/15/2016 3:36:42 AM	Knock Knock Joke
neal356 Oxford, AL 59, joined May. 2014	Quote from helena036: "ACH" (okay) ACH who?
7/15/2016 6:39:07 AM	Knock Knock Joke
rem762700 Martinsburg, WV 51, joined Apr. 2009	Most people just complete to joke to avoid 3 days worth of suspense.....
7/15/2016 8:21:56 AM	Knock Knock Joke
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	gesundheit
7/15/2016 9:04:48 AM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from neal356: (okay) ACH who? Bless you! Took days for my son to perfect that joke. But cute.
7/15/2016 9:07:43 AM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from rem762700: Most people just complete to joke to avoid 3 days worth of suspense..... Yep I know. If no replies by the time I leave the office then the suspense just have to continue till the next day. But yep...that one looooong knock at the door. I personally like elementary jokes. Good to be kid at heart. Anyone else got a good knock knock joke????
7/15/2016 11:39:19 AM	Knock Knock Joke
rem762700 Martinsburg, WV 51, joined Apr. 2009	Quote from helena036: Yep I know. If no replies by the time I leave the office then the suspense just have to continue till the next day. But yep...that one looooong knock at the door. I personally like elementary jokes. Good to be kid at heart. Anyone else got a good knock knock joke???? A child's humor is priceless isn't it? lol
7/15/2016 1:51:00 PM	Knock Knock Joke
bald1954 Cold Brook, NY 63, joined Sep. 2009	Knock knock. Who's there? I like Herbie. I like Herbie who? I like Herbie Hind.
7/15/2016 3:44:51 PM	Knock Knock Joke
cupocheer Assumption, IL 68, joined May. 2010	Knock! Knock! Who's there? ACK. ACK who? What? ACK who?
7/15/2016 5:36:30 PM	Knock Knock Joke
pahoalookout Dearborn, MI 76, joined Nov. 2007	My sister, at 16 (I was 12 at the time), told this one and got her mouth washed out with soap for her troubles. Anyway: Sis: Knock Knock. Mom: Who's there? S: Chesterfield. M: Chesterfield who? S: Chester feeled me, who feeled you? Our mother didn't think it was all that funny.
7/15/2016 8:24:09 PM	Knock Knock Joke
noprudesbaby Palm Desert, CA 62, joined Apr. 2014	Quote from helena036: Yep I know. If no replies by the time I leave the office then the suspense just have to continue till the next day. But yep...that one looooong knock at the door. I personally like elementary jokes. Good to be kid at heart. Anyone else got a good knock knock joke???? Knock Knock Who's there? Olive..... Olive Who? ? Olive You... OR use Orange.. Orange who?? Orange you glad I told you the previous joke? or use Canoe Canoe Who?? Canoe come out and Play?? Kids have some really great clean jokes.. butt NEVER give up the adult naughty ones..
7/15/2016 10:18:01 PM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Chesterfield. And Olive. Have to share those 2
7/18/2016 6:17:48 AM	Knock Knock Joke
neal356 Oxford, AL 59, joined May. 2014	I rather like the suspense. Been gone for two days anyway...I wa looking thru the thread and found the whole thing was funny... Happy Monday everyone!
7/18/2016 8:18:13 AM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from neal356: I rather like the suspense. Been gone for two days anyway...I wa looking thru the thread and found the whole thing was funny... Happy Monday everyone! Like suspense hey??? Let's see if you like this....... KNOCK KNOCK!
7/18/2016 8:24:54 PM	Knock Knock Joke
neal356 Oxford, AL 59, joined May. 2014	OH BOY....!!! Here we go.. Who's there?
7/19/2016 8:25:02 AM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from neal356: OH BOY....!!! Here we go.. Who's there? "KGB"
7/19/2016 2:23:45 PM	Knock Knock Joke
noprudesbaby Palm Desert, CA 62, joined Apr. 2014	KGB WHO?? btw.... I don't get the chesterfield joke... and don't have time to sift thru these threads to find it...sorry?
7/19/2016 2:24:28 PM	Knock Knock Joke
noprudesbaby Palm Desert, CA 62, joined Apr. 2014	LOVE the chihuahua in your photo... I love animals way better than most people...
7/19/2016 2:47:06 PM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from noprudesbaby: KGB WHO?? btw.... I don't get the chesterfield joke... and don't have time to sift thru these threads to find it...sorry? "KGB wh-(slap)" We'll be the one asking the questions.
7/19/2016 2:48:29 PM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from noprudesbaby: LOVE the chihuahua in your photo... I love animals way better than most people... Thanks. Love my Chia...she a sweetie. Not the typical yappy dog. Cool gal to take to the bar too.
7/20/2016 2:47:03 PM	Knock Knock Joke
noprudesbaby Palm Desert, CA 62, joined Apr. 2014	humm ... that was no help...still lost.. probably as well... adios thx
7/21/2016 9:45:18 AM	Knock Knock Joke
pahoalookout Dearborn, MI 76, joined Nov. 2007	Quote from helena036: "KGB wh-(slap)" We'll be the one asking the questions. Would you kindly tell "nopruds" that he couldn't find the "Chesterfield" joke because he has me blocked, not that I care. It seems we had a "discussion" sometime ago about something mathematical, I think it was long division, and he addressed me with a lot of crude vulgarities. As I only like more refined vulgarities, I told him so, and made a vague reference to his mother/sister and his grandfather/uncle. It's complicated. So, repost it or not as you see fit. Thank you, pahoalookout
7/21/2016 11:06:25 AM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	HA! To block or not to block. Some people make that topic too easy.
7/21/2016 7:44:14 PM	Knock Knock Joke
neal356 Oxford, AL 59, joined May. 2014	Quote from helena036: "KGB wh-(slap)" We'll be the one asking the questions. LOL
7/21/2016 8:06:27 PM	Knock Knock Joke
noprudesbaby Palm Desert, CA 62, joined Apr. 2014	Quote from helena036: HA! To block or not to block. Some people make that topic too easy. SOO who did you block? and WHY?
7/21/2016 9:06:16 PM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from neal356: LOL That slap was ment for you. Not too hard of course. but someone beat you to it.
7/22/2016 6:22:45 AM	Knock Knock Joke
noprudesbaby Palm Desert, CA 62, joined Apr. 2014	some yes can be idiots... point made... Aye chihuahua
7/22/2016 1:05:03 PM	Knock Knock Joke
pahoalookout Dearborn, MI 76, joined Nov. 2007	Quote from helena036: That slap was ment for you. Not too hard of course. but someone beat you to it. Did you hear about the sadist and the masochist that were walking down the street? The sadist said, "Slap me!" And the masochist said, "No!" [Edited 7/22/2016 1:05:36 PM ]
7/25/2016 4:04:47 PM	Knock Knock Joke
neal356 Oxford, AL 59, joined May. 2014	Slap me again!! That was funny!
7/26/2016 10:18:48 AM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	Quote from neal356: Slap me again!! That was funny! Ha! I thought you might like that.
7/26/2016 10:35:04 AM	Knock Knock Joke
helena036 Sanford, FL 42, joined Aug. 2012	A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching prn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what prn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Robot for sale...
7/28/2016 9:38:19 PM	Knock Knock Joke
noprudesbaby Palm Desert, CA 62, joined Apr. 2014	it's a good joke... for sure.... heard or read it before.. still good!

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