7/13/2016 3:26:36 PM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
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Knock knock joke made by 8 year old on the way home from beach the other day. Ready?
KNOCK KNOCK!
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7/13/2016 4:46:42 PM |
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
63, joined Sep. 2009
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Excellent! Best joke I've read all day !!
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7/13/2016 5:29:40 PM |
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rem762700
Martinsburg, WV
51, joined Apr. 2009
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Rib splitter.......
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7/14/2016 6:52:26 AM |
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neal356
Oxford, AL
59, joined May. 2014
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Knock knock joke made by 8 year old on the way home from beach the other day. Ready?
KNOCK KNOCK!
These dummies (they okay!) don't get it....
WHO'S THERE?
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7/14/2016 7:29:32 AM |
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xall_night
Starke, FL
76, joined Mar. 2009
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opening the door, hello Helena,nice to meet you.
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7/14/2016 2:03:38 PM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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These dummies (they okay!) don't get it....
WHO'S THERE?
"ACH"
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7/15/2016 3:36:42 AM |
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neal356
Oxford, AL
59, joined May. 2014
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"ACH"
(okay)
ACH who?
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7/15/2016 6:39:07 AM |
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rem762700
Martinsburg, WV
51, joined Apr. 2009
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Most people just complete to joke to avoid 3 days worth of suspense.....
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7/15/2016 8:21:56 AM |
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
63, joined Sep. 2009
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gesundheit
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7/15/2016 9:04:48 AM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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(okay )
ACH who?
Bless you!
Took days for my son to perfect that joke. But cute.
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7/15/2016 9:07:43 AM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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Most people just complete to joke to avoid 3 days worth of suspense.....
Yep I know. If no replies by the time I leave the office then the suspense just have to continue till the next day. But yep...that one looooong knock at the door.
I personally like elementary jokes. Good to be kid at heart. Anyone else got a good knock knock joke????
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7/15/2016 11:39:19 AM |
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rem762700
Martinsburg, WV
51, joined Apr. 2009
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Yep I know. If no replies by the time I leave the office then the suspense just have to continue till the next day. But yep...that one looooong knock at the door.
I personally like elementary jokes. Good to be kid at heart. Anyone else got a good knock knock joke????
A child's humor is priceless isn't it? lol
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7/15/2016 1:51:00 PM |
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
63, joined Sep. 2009
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
I like Herbie.
I like Herbie who?
I like Herbie Hind.
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7/15/2016 3:44:51 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
ACK.
ACK who?
What?
ACK who?
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7/15/2016 5:36:30 PM |
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pahoalookout
Dearborn, MI
76, joined Nov. 2007
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My sister, at 16 (I was 12 at the time), told this one and got her mouth washed out with soap for her troubles.
Anyway:
Sis: Knock Knock.
Mom: Who's there?
S: Chesterfield.
M: Chesterfield who?
S: Chester feeled me, who feeled you?
Our mother didn't think it was all that funny.
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7/15/2016 8:24:09 PM |
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noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
62, joined Apr. 2014
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Yep I know. If no replies by the time I leave the office then the suspense just have to continue till the next day. But yep...that one looooong knock at the door.
I personally like elementary jokes. Good to be kid at heart. Anyone else got a good knock knock joke????
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive.....
Olive Who? ?
Olive You...
OR use Orange..
Orange who??
Orange you glad I told you the previous joke?
or
use Canoe
Canoe Who??
Canoe come out and Play??
Kids have some really great clean jokes.. butt NEVER give up the adult naughty ones..
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7/15/2016 10:18:01 PM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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Chesterfield. And Olive. Have to share those 2
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7/18/2016 6:17:48 AM |
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neal356
Oxford, AL
59, joined May. 2014
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I rather like the suspense.
Been gone for two days anyway...I wa looking thru the thread and found the whole thing was funny...
Happy Monday everyone!
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7/18/2016 8:18:13 AM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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I rather like the suspense.
Been gone for two days anyway...I wa looking thru the thread and found the whole thing was funny...
Happy Monday everyone!
Like suspense hey??? Let's see if you like this.......
KNOCK KNOCK!
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7/18/2016 8:24:54 PM |
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neal356
Oxford, AL
59, joined May. 2014
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OH BOY....!!!
Here we go..
Who's there?
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7/19/2016 8:25:02 AM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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OH BOY....!!!
Here we go..
Who's there?
"KGB"
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7/19/2016 2:23:45 PM |
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noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
62, joined Apr. 2014
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KGB WHO??
btw.... I don't get the chesterfield joke...
and don't have time to sift thru these threads to find it...sorry?
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7/19/2016 2:24:28 PM |
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noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
62, joined Apr. 2014
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LOVE the chihuahua in your photo...
I love animals way better than most people...
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7/19/2016 2:47:06 PM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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KGB WHO??
btw.... I don't get the chesterfield joke...
and don't have time to sift thru these threads to find it...sorry?
"KGB wh-(slap)"
We'll be the one asking the questions.
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7/19/2016 2:48:29 PM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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LOVE the chihuahua in your photo...
I love animals way better than most people...
Thanks. Love my Chia...she a sweetie. Not the typical yappy dog. Cool gal to take to the bar too.
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7/20/2016 2:47:03 PM |
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noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
62, joined Apr. 2014
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humm ... that was no help...still lost..
probably as well... adios thx
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7/21/2016 9:45:18 AM |
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pahoalookout
Dearborn, MI
76, joined Nov. 2007
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"KGB wh-(slap)"
We'll be the one asking the questions.
Would you kindly tell "nopruds" that he couldn't find the "Chesterfield" joke because he has me blocked, not that I care.
It seems we had a "discussion" sometime ago about something mathematical, I think it was long division, and he addressed me with a lot of crude vulgarities.
As I only like more refined vulgarities, I told him so, and made a vague reference to his mother/sister and his grandfather/uncle. It's complicated.
So, repost it or not as you see fit.
Thank you,
pahoalookout
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7/21/2016 11:06:25 AM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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HA! To block or not to block. Some people make that topic too easy.
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7/21/2016 7:44:14 PM |
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neal356
Oxford, AL
59, joined May. 2014
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"KGB wh-(slap)"
We'll be the one asking the questions.
LOL
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7/21/2016 8:06:27 PM |
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noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
62, joined Apr. 2014
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HA! To block or not to block. Some people make that topic too easy.
SOO who did you block? and WHY?
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7/21/2016 9:06:16 PM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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LOL
That slap was ment for you. Not too hard of course. but someone beat you to it.
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7/22/2016 6:22:45 AM |
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noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
62, joined Apr. 2014
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some yes can be idiots... point made...
Aye chihuahua
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7/22/2016 1:05:03 PM |
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pahoalookout
Dearborn, MI
76, joined Nov. 2007
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That slap was ment for you. Not too hard of course. but someone beat you to it.
Did you hear about the sadist and the masochist that were walking down the street?
The sadist said, "Slap me!"
And the masochist said, "No!"
[Edited 7/22/2016 1:05:36 PM ]
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7/25/2016 4:04:47 PM |
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neal356
Oxford, AL
59, joined May. 2014
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Slap me again!! That was funny!
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7/26/2016 10:18:48 AM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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Slap me again!! That was funny!
Ha! I thought you might like that.
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7/26/2016 10:35:04 AM |
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helena036
Sanford, FL
42, joined Aug. 2012
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale...
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7/28/2016 9:38:19 PM |
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noprudesbaby
Palm Desert, CA
62, joined Apr. 2014
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it's a good joke... for sure....
heard or read it before.. still good!
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