10/8/2016 5:15:35 PM |
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lu777ck
Pardeeville, WI
50, joined Dec. 2013
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Wear shoes on your hands
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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10/19/2016 11:29:24 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Trump won the debate.
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10/26/2016 7:51:36 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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My friends bank (Bank Of America) ask her for her id to make a CASH deposit... True story!
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10/27/2016 4:57:03 AM |
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andrewxwazxhere
Stockton, CA
34, joined Aug. 2014
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Crop Circles: they don't make sense if aliens DON'T exist.
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10/27/2016 9:29:12 AM |
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marriedncheatin
Twin Falls, ID
50, joined Jul. 2012
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Trump won the debate.
Hillary is honest
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10/28/2016 8:35:41 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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Hillary will make it all better
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10/28/2016 11:40:28 PM |
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lu777ck
Pardeeville, WI
50, joined Dec. 2013
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Use a fork to eat soup
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10/29/2016 6:43:19 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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F*ck It
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10/29/2016 7:22:09 PM |
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mrroscoereturns
Ochopee, FL
59, joined Oct. 2015
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Hillary will make it all better
OT.
Hillary is honest.
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10/30/2016 10:29:46 AM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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It's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game.
(If you was playin' the game better, you'd win)
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10/30/2016 10:33:02 AM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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It's all good. (It just really ain't)
If you are innocent, you have nothing to worry about. (Maybe in the afterlife)
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10/31/2016 7:30:03 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
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10/31/2016 2:49:28 PM |
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jbnoosaheads
Queensland
Australia
64, joined Jan. 2008
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i know you
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10/31/2016 3:17:22 PM |
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andrewxwazxhere
Stockton, CA
34, joined Aug. 2014
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I want to try Haggis
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10/31/2016 8:16:11 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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I'm blind in one eye and can't see out the other
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10/31/2016 9:32:29 PM |
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neal356
Oxford, AL
58, joined May. 2014
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I left my socks on the.......moon?
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11/1/2016 1:00:50 AM |
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andrewxwazxhere
Stockton, CA
34, joined Aug. 2014
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So that's where they came from, we thought they were proof aliens exist.
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11/1/2016 8:30:34 AM |
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neal356
Oxford, AL
58, joined May. 2014
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The problem with space is..it's filled with aliens
oh,those are humans in that space station..
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11/1/2016 7:47:41 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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A day without sunshine is like..... Night....
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11/1/2016 8:13:26 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Why was Jack in the box?
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11/1/2016 8:14:27 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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^right!
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11/2/2016 3:27:37 AM |
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lu777ck
Pardeeville, WI
50, joined Dec. 2013
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Cook with jello
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11/2/2016 10:00:47 AM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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Grasp that concept
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11/2/2016 9:11:24 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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I absolutely remember forgetting that...
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11/3/2016 3:46:48 PM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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Don't look at me in that tone of voice
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11/3/2016 3:55:07 PM |
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2Snakeman
Jonesboro, AR
66, joined Oct. 2016
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My dog had kittens
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11/3/2016 5:37:42 PM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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I 'bout had a cow
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11/3/2016 5:50:53 PM |
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2Snakeman
Jonesboro, AR
66, joined Oct. 2016
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I have two brains one is lost the other is out looking for it
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11/3/2016 6:41:50 PM |
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andrewxwazxhere
Stockton, CA
34, joined Aug. 2014
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Don't look at me in that tone of voice
Love that one!
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11/3/2016 6:48:59 PM |
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2Snakeman
Jonesboro, AR
66, joined Oct. 2016
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If I had feet. I could walk a mile
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11/3/2016 10:12:23 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Glib globs glow glue goo.
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11/4/2016 7:42:02 AM |
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neal356
Oxford, AL
58, joined May. 2014
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a sober cup of beer
whiskey will drink me sober
just a few more pills, oh that'll do the trick
cup of cheer
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11/5/2016 7:16:07 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
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11/8/2016 12:08:32 PM |
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2Snakeman
Jonesboro, AR
66, joined Oct. 2016
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I heard a knock on my door
Then my door fell down
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11/8/2016 6:53:58 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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We buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns come in packs of 8.....
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11/9/2016 6:10:33 PM |
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iriestyle
Salt Lake City, UT
34, joined Aug. 2011
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Looks like michael Ballard from Full Throttle Saloon
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11/15/2016 7:56:32 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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Looks like a bucket head
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11/23/2016 1:26:09 PM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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Looks like tomorrow's gonna be another day.
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11/23/2016 11:21:32 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Customized leg hair.
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11/24/2016 4:00:12 PM |
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andrewxwazxhere
Stockton, CA
34, joined Aug. 2014
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The Turkey is thankful today
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11/25/2016 9:21:34 AM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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How many times I gotta tell ya!?!?!? You have anterograde amnesia!
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11/27/2016 11:45:28 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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For getting is a form of forgetting that forgets to forget.
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11/27/2016 8:15:16 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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The word, irregardless...... No need for that double negative....
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11/27/2016 11:55:29 PM |
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andrewxwazxhere
Stockton, CA
34, joined Aug. 2014
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She was perfectly fine the day before Thanksgiving!
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11/28/2016 8:16:20 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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Managing management
Honest politicians........
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11/29/2016 9:13:14 PM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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Daylight saving time
When told the reason for daylight saving time the old Indian said…
‘Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket
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11/30/2016 7:38:10 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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^Ain't that the truth!
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12/2/2016 6:37:26 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Gray is the new neutral.
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12/2/2016 8:31:30 PM |
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tellitlkittis
Los Angeles, CA
63, joined Nov. 2012
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What's going on?
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12/2/2016 11:52:31 PM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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weird kitty meows until I pet it -lets me pet it for 30 seconds or so -then attacks
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12/2/2016 11:56:04 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Grape jelly is made from the jams.
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12/3/2016 11:35:15 AM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
48, joined Jan. 2015
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weird kitty meows until I pet it -lets me pet it for 30 seconds or so -then attacks
I knew a girl like that once
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12/3/2016 4:40:34 PM |
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katkatkitt
Clearwater, FL
56, joined Dec. 2010
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Why don't ya ever see the headline... "Psychic wins huge lottery"
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12/3/2016 9:57:35 PM |
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DoofusExtremus
San Antonio, TX
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Why don't ya ever see the headline... "Psychic wins huge lottery"
Then they couldn't keep winning
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