tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
66, joined Nov. 2007
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I couldn't agree more!!
Semper Fi !!!
Subject: DIVORCE AGREEMENT ~
FROM: A SMART YOUNG MAN
DIVORCE AGREEMENT ~
WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT...
The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope
for us after all.
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG
PERSON, A STUDENT! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the
sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me
realize that I want a divorce.
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what
is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile
and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking
a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two
sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively
easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets
since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
--We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA,
and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can
go with wind, solar and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however,
responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of
them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, hippies,
druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms,
greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles, and give you
NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and
we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places
that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide
them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Radical Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political
correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no
longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can
take every Volt Tesla and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find
any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine,"
"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kumbaya,"
or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle
up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history,
our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded
liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one
of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen,
George Clooney, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you..
P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English
when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It
Will START TO SINK IN.
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clarity101
Aurora, CO
66, joined Oct. 2008
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sureshot40
Drumright, OK
48, joined Apr. 2011
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Best idea since 1776.
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