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rainydaze48
Columbus, OH
52, joined Jun. 2015
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The last time I watched the sunrise over the Atlantic was January.
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| 10/9/2016 7:51:27 AM |
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
54, joined Oct. 2013
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The last time I was out of the state was to haul some straw to WV several weeks ago.
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| 10/9/2016 10:32:01 AM |
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god_says
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
48, joined Aug. 2014
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The last time I cropdusted a
checkout line at a grocery store,
was yesterday.
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| 10/9/2016 10:33:23 AM |
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walt_hallow
Lexington, KY
62, joined Nov. 2014
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woop de f**kin doo..
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| 10/9/2016 11:04:18 AM |
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queennawty
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015
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The last time I signed in to dh everyone was still f**king nuts
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| 10/9/2016 11:08:34 AM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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the last time I went to WV idliketotalk was playing a banjo and I got scared 
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| 10/9/2016 11:13:30 AM |
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calthropstu
Phoenix, AZ
37, joined Aug. 2012
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The last time I signed in to dh everyone was still f**king nuts
well those nuts man... they're just sooo...
especially the walnuts. Rub those on yourself and it's heavenly.
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| 10/9/2016 11:13:59 AM |
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amusicluvr
Salem, OR
64, joined Nov. 2013
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The last time I laughed as much as I have at the Trump candidacy, I was in a comedy club in Australia.
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| 10/9/2016 11:31:26 AM |
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queennawty
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015
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well those nuts man... they're just sooo...
especially the walnuts. Rub those on yourself and it's heavenly.
Wow sounds like you have a nut fetish 
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| 10/9/2016 11:36:07 AM |
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stl1
Saint Louis, MO
63, joined Jun. 2007
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The last time I was out of the state was to haul some straw to WV several weeks ago.
 HAY ! ! !
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| 10/9/2016 11:56:04 AM |
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mustangwriter
Boerne, TX
56, joined Nov. 2009
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The last time I .... shook a presidents hand was when I received the Habitat For Humanity award from Jimmy Carter in Atlanta in the spring of 1998 for my work with Project Read and inner city adult illiteracy.
The last time I.... was in New York City I was on the Candid camera TV show.
The last time I.... rode in a limo to the movies I was hanging out with the ambassador of Nicaragua's sons.
The last time I.... got my butt kicked... I was in a little cantina that the boys had found
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| 10/9/2016 11:59:40 AM |
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lsu_lsu
Houma, LA
50, joined Apr. 2011
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Wow mustang your almost a celebrity 
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| 10/9/2016 12:05:00 PM |
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mustangwriter
Boerne, TX
56, joined Nov. 2009
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Wow mustang your almost a celebrity
Girl...If you lived in South Carolina and knew my full name... you'd realize why I have no problem getting a reservation but they make me show 3 forms of ID if I cash a check.
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| 10/9/2016 12:21:50 PM |
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acdmv
Binghamton, NY
48, joined Aug. 2014
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went bowling
ages ago
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| 10/9/2016 6:57:50 PM |
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rainydaze48
Columbus, OH
52, joined Jun. 2015
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The last time I .... shook a presidents hand was when I received the Habitat For Humanity award from Jimmy Carter in Atlanta in the spring of 1998 for my work with Project Read and inner city adult illiteracy.
The last time I.... was in New York City I was on the Candid camera TV show.
The last time I.... rode in a limo to the movies I was hanging out with the ambassador of Nicaragua's sons.
The last time I.... got my butt kicked... I was in a little cantina that the boys had found
Wow...Mustang 
Last time my business was chosen "Editors Pick as a Destination in America" & featured in the Rand McNally Atlas was 2006.
Last time I was on the NBC Today Show was 2008.
Last time I was on the cover of the Rolling Stone Magazine was....oh wait, that hasn't happened yet. 
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| 10/10/2016 12:39:58 AM |
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missgioia
Athens, GA
53, joined May. 2014
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The last time I knew a guy online who had a starring role (as a villain) on a Mexican Soap was pretty recently
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| 10/10/2016 2:00:47 AM |
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apokernut
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
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The last time I knew a guy online who had a starring role (as a villain) on a Mexican Soap was pretty recently
Are you sure that wasn't porn???
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| 10/10/2016 2:04:34 AM |
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countryladypoet
Clarion, PA
50, joined Dec. 2012
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The last time I had a vacation was the summer of 2009. But it was Virginia to the outer banks..beautiful,peaceful. .I'd love to return.
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| 10/10/2016 2:07:47 AM |
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mustangwriter
Boerne, TX
56, joined Nov. 2009
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The last time I knew a guy online who had a starring role (as a villain) on a Mexican Soap was pretty recently
G...I'm the J.R. Ewing of Mexico. They hate me there.
Like little kids and some black folks...Mexicans think TV and movies are real. 
(I just offended little kids, SOME black folks and ALL Mexicans)
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| 10/10/2016 2:08:55 AM |
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Chambella_
Virginia Beach, VA
96, joined May. 2016
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Last time I was Famous was....... NEVER
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| 10/10/2016 2:14:06 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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The last time I fluffed was at 9;15am this morning waiting for my Pilates class to start.
Well truth of the matter is a door is attached to the cross fit section so I opened the door I stuck my bum out and fluffed in the cross fit area
The music was loud the air con was pumping which saved noise and smell following me in the Pilates studio.
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| 10/10/2016 2:30:24 AM |
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mustangwriter
Boerne, TX
56, joined Nov. 2009
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The last time I fluffed was at 9;15am this morning waiting for my Pilates class to start.
Well truth of the matter is a door is attached to the cross fit section so I opened the door I stuck my bum out and fluffed in the cross fit area
The music was loud the air con was pumping which saved noise and smell following me in the Pilates studio.
Fluffed here means when a woman gives a man a bj but he doesn't ejaculate.
EX: Male porn stars are often 'fluffed' before going on set to make their penises look bigger.
I can see where I would get into a lot of trouble in Straya.
What does fluffed mean there?
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| 10/10/2016 2:33:43 AM |
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apokernut
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
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Ha!! And Merc thinks she got one passed us!! lmfao!!
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| 10/10/2016 2:37:56 AM |
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Chambella_
Virginia Beach, VA
96, joined May. 2016
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Merc always the Lady! hehe
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| 10/10/2016 2:58:43 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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Fluffed here means when a woman gives a man a bj but he doesn't ejaculate.
EX: Male porn stars are often 'fluffed' before going on set to make their penises look bigger.
I can see where I would get into a lot of trouble in Straya.
What does fluffed mean there?
A fluff here means fart
I usually say fart on the forums but because Trump won the debate I felt like the first lady so I said fluff.
Bloody BJ
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| 10/10/2016 3:06:28 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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Merc always the Lady! hehe
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| 10/10/2016 3:06:52 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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Ha!! And Merc thinks she got one passed us!! lmfao!!
You been lurking hey
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| 10/10/2016 3:15:53 AM |
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countryladypoet
Clarion, PA
50, joined Dec. 2012
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A fluff here means fart
I usually say fart on the forums but because Trump won the debate I felt like the first lady so I said fluff.
Bloody BJ
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| 10/10/2016 3:17:52 AM |
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apokernut
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
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lurkin like a hot dog on a bun!! 
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| 10/10/2016 3:34:00 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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Gawd
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| 10/10/2016 3:58:52 AM |
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apokernut
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
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You're the one with the bun pic!!
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| 10/10/2016 4:03:21 AM |
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Chambella_
Virginia Beach, VA
96, joined May. 2016
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Poker... don't you sleep?
She looks pretty good ' hey!
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| 10/10/2016 4:08:41 AM |
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apokernut
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
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With all you beautiful women out here, how can one??
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| 10/10/2016 4:10:14 AM |
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Chambella_
Virginia Beach, VA
96, joined May. 2016
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as we say in Australia .. "...Pull the other one , it's got bells on it.."
Merc will know.. 
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| 10/10/2016 4:12:28 AM |
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apokernut
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
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Care to enlighten us foreigners??
Possible 'chatting' detected. You have already posted in this thread recently. Please wait for some other people to reply before posting in this thread again, or wait like an hour or so, whichever comes first. Sorry for the inconvenience.
This will almost never get this message if you post thoughtful, on-topic replies.
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| 10/10/2016 4:16:21 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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Good One
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| 10/10/2016 4:18:42 AM |
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Chambella_
Virginia Beach, VA
96, joined May. 2016
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"pull the other one ..it's got bells on it...
A gentle challenge or rejoinder to a fanciful or bullshit statement or a tall tale. An idiom you use to tell someone that you do not believe what they have just said.
just being cheeky
Quote from apokernut: With all you beautiful women out here, how can one??
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| 10/10/2016 4:26:34 AM |
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apokernut
Elk Grove Village, IL
54, joined Jan. 2008
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got it! ty
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| 10/10/2016 4:31:22 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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You're welcome Poke
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| 10/10/2016 5:08:32 AM |
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countryladypoet
Clarion, PA
50, joined Dec. 2012
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the last time I was held....was.............................................................
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| 10/10/2016 5:09:55 AM |
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sandycrabs
Land O Lakes, WI
49, joined May. 2011
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Picked the lint out of my belly button years ago.
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| 10/10/2016 5:10:37 AM |
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countryladypoet
Clarion, PA
50, joined Dec. 2012
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| 10/10/2016 5:12:34 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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The last time I had sex none of you were fecking born
and it was nothing to write home about either 
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| 10/10/2016 5:14:10 AM |
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sandycrabs
Land O Lakes, WI
49, joined May. 2011
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Mec all of us are more that a week old.
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| 10/10/2016 5:16:01 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Smart arse
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| 10/10/2016 5:17:28 AM |
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sandycrabs
Land O Lakes, WI
49, joined May. 2011
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Dang my spelling really suked there.
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| 10/10/2016 5:20:08 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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Suked or sucked?
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| 10/10/2016 5:39:05 AM |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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Last time I "blanked" ?
Saturday
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| 10/10/2016 5:40:02 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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I believe that 123
This message might annoy you a bit, however we want to make sure more than a couple of people get a chance to respond in a thread. The 'chat' forums and groups don't have this restriction, only a few forums actually have it. You will almost never get this message if you post thoughtful, on-topic replies.
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| 10/10/2016 5:43:04 AM |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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I believe that 123
I'm far from dead. I'm gonna be "blanking" till the end
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| 10/10/2016 5:44:30 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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Buy gloves
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| 10/10/2016 5:45:24 AM |
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mr_1234m
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014
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| 10/10/2016 5:46:17 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AñatuyaAñatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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Gawd
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| 10/10/2016 10:22:12 AM |
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grillocks
Chesapeake, VA
35, joined Dec. 2015
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This is too difficult so early in the umm late morning!!!
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| 10/10/2016 3:13:29 PM |
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rainydaze48
Columbus, OH
52, joined Jun. 2015
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Last time I had a fire in the wood burner was April...getting about time again.
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| 10/10/2016 9:26:31 PM |
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mustangwriter
Boerne, TX
56, joined Nov. 2009
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got a root canal was TODAY! 
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| 10/10/2016 9:29:21 PM |
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celyn67
San Antonio, TX
49, joined Jan. 2016
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The last time I rode a Rollercoaster was several years ago.
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| 10/10/2016 9:29:45 PM |
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stan_147
Coos Bay, OR
52, joined Aug. 2010
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got a root canal was TODAY!
I guess I need to be nice to you then...
So, just disregard my cussing you in another thread.
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| 10/10/2016 10:28:42 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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The last time I had my posse grabbed was his last day on earth.
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| 10/10/2016 10:37:21 PM |
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
54, joined Oct. 2013
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The last time I got a message on this site in my inbox it wasn't a very nice one.
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