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11/18/2016 11:03:55 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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he wants us to think he is from England, by telling us he is not from England, knowing we will not believe him, but rather believe he is from England, when in fact he is not from England, Voila, a very clever ploy on his part....oh Br Fox, please don't throw me in the briar patch.....

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11/18/2016 11:05:11 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
queennawty
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He lives in the briars

11/18/2016 11:05:34 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
Over 1,000 Posts (1,111)
Beverly Hills, CA
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..and did those feeeet in ancient times, walk upon Englands mountains, green...

11/18/2016 11:05:49 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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exactly@nawghty



[Edited 11/18/2016 11:06:30 AM ]

11/18/2016 11:06:33 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
Over 2,000 Posts (3,107)
Abano TermeMilan
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Awwwww a love thread for crumpet? I'm all in.

11/18/2016 11:07:10 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
queennawty
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You know that lil black speck on top of chicken shit? Well it's chicken shit too.

11/18/2016 11:08:15 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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Pretty sure this is the last day I'll be crumpet. My new profile is off noob restrictions by Monday I think. He's going to be Bolivian btw.

11/18/2016 11:08:20 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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York England is over 2 thousand yrs old

11/18/2016 11:08:58 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
Over 2,000 Posts (3,107)
Abano TermeMilan
Italy
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what's wrong with this pro. crumpet?

11/18/2016 11:09:18 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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Quote from queennawty:
You know that lil black speck on top of chicken shit? Well it's chicken shit too.
...Crumpet I think your countryman is mad at u

11/18/2016 11:09:42 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
grillocks
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We shall celebrate with a dozen crumpets then.

11/18/2016 11:10:40 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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we will at high tea

11/18/2016 11:11:22 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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Quote from Orchid73:
what's wrong with this pro. crumpet?


It's just a backup.

11/18/2016 11:11:28 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
joe4u2explore
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Vestmannaeyjar
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Quote from Orchid73:
Awwwww a love thread for crumpet? I'm all in.


yea but it's a love thread from a dude (no offense Jer but let's not gay it up, eh brotha?)

11/18/2016 11:11:43 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
grillocks
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,606)
Chesapeake, VA
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I like cream in me tea. Hold the sugar. 1 crumpet pls.

11/18/2016 11:11:44 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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Quote from jer3552:
...Crumpet I think your countryman is mad at u


Fat and mad at the world that one!

11/18/2016 11:14:07 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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it is time to reveal my real identiy......I am Percival Pendragon from Yorkshire, I am seeking reparations from u bloody yanks for my families tea u colonist threw into Boston Harbor....pay up u bloody rebels !!!



[Edited 11/18/2016 11:14:43 AM ]

11/18/2016 11:15:46 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
queennawty
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Quote from crumpet_dreams:
Fat and mad at the world that one!



Just a huge a** heifer thanks boo boo

11/18/2016 11:16:35 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

celyn67
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Quote from Orchid73:
Awwwww a love thread for crumpet


11/18/2016 11:21:08 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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Quote from joe4u2explore:
yea but it's a love thread from a dude (no offense Jer but let's not gay it up, eh brotha?)
..don't be jelly,

11/18/2016 11:22:14 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
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women are shy when it comes to express their love for crumpet, Joe.

11/18/2016 11:22:15 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
joe4u2explore
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Vestmannaeyjar
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I'll give you a half save on that Jer
Drinks all around!

11/18/2016 11:23:18 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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11/18/2016 11:26:20 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

playingindirt
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Quote from jer3552:
he wants us to think he is from England, by telling us he is not from England, knowing we will not believe him, but rather believe he is from England, when in fact he is not from England, Voila, a very clever ploy on his part....oh Br Fox, please don't throw me in the briar patch.....

^^^^
lol

you've been smoking marijuana haven't you?

11/18/2016 11:26:30 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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I got to run now and take my stool sample to the Doctor

11/18/2016 11:27:09 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
queennawty
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definitely tmi right there

11/18/2016 11:27:28 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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Quote from playingindirt:
^^^^
lol

you've been smoking marijuana haven't you?
...strictly for medicinal purposes Anne

11/18/2016 11:28:35 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

archer513
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Cincinnati, OH
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What happened to the grande and doc pro's?

I don't get the constant changing of pro's



11/18/2016 11:31:45 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
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Abano TermeMilan
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He's a restless soul, archer, and easily bored. Grande got deleted. Too much love flagging. I still miss him.



[Edited 11/18/2016 11:32:17 AM ]

11/18/2016 11:34:59 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

spiritwalker51
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Knoxville, TN
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Quote from jer3552:
he wants us to think he is from England, by telling us he is not from England, knowing we will not believe him, but rather believe he is from England, when in fact he is not from England, Voila, a very clever ploy on his part....oh Br Fox, please don't throw me in the briar patch.....


Oh my, that's really been preying on my mind, OP.. Thanks for the 411..




11/18/2016 11:36:05 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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Quote from archer513:
What happened to the grande and doc pro's?

I don't get the constant changing of pro's



Grande was bugged flagged to hell to the point I could no longer post on the forums.

The new profile is grande_cracker...a delightful combination of both mamon and the doctor.



[Edited 11/18/2016 11:36:53 AM ]

11/18/2016 11:37:12 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

playingindirt
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Quote from jer3552:
...strictly for medicinal purposes Anne


it still sounds like good smoke. lol

11/18/2016 11:37:35 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

stl1
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Saint Louis, MO
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Graham cracker?

11/18/2016 11:38:35 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

archer513
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Cincinnati, OH
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Ahhh..

Big cracka

I gets it.

I liked the doc one best. It was easy to just refer to "doc"

11/18/2016 11:40:06 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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There is another guy called doc around on the forums and it got confusing when people kept saying "doc" but they meant the other one.

Nurse_cracker might bare consideration for the future.

11/18/2016 11:45:45 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

spiritwalker51
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Quote from crumpet_dreams:
There is another guy called doc around on the forums and it got confusing when people kept saying "doc" but they meant the other one.

Nurse_cracker might bare consideration for the future.


Beware the Spaz...

11/18/2016 11:46:09 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

playingindirt
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Quote from stl1:
Graham cracker?


lol

11/18/2016 11:48:25 AM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

archer513
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If I had anothe pro,I'd go by 'moose knuckle'

11/18/2016 12:05:04 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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I change my profile a lot because I had a real life person stalking my online "dealings" so I change it regularly to try and avoid a repeat of that... or at least limit my exposure too it.

11/18/2016 12:07:08 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

playingindirt
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Quote from crumpet_dreams:
I change my profile a lot because I had a real life person stalking my online "dealings" so I change it regularly to try and avoid a repeat of that... or at least limit my exposure too it.


lol being chased by a crazy chick?

11/18/2016 12:07:11 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
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Abano TermeMilan
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dealings as in job?

11/18/2016 12:07:37 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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dealings as in job?

My online activity.

11/18/2016 12:08:06 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
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Abano TermeMilan
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I stalk you all the time.

11/18/2016 12:08:58 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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I stalk you all the time.

That's fine, it's the keying of my car and the hanging of cats on my porch with "you're next" pinned too it that's the problem

11/18/2016 12:10:50 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

archer513
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When you have a stalker...take it as a compliment. I do.

"Hit it too good"

11/18/2016 12:13:07 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
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OMG! Is it true? The cat thing?

11/18/2016 12:13:20 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

stl1
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Quote from crumpet_dreams:
Nurse_Ratched might bare consideration for the future seeing as how I have such a sweet and loving disposition.




11/18/2016 12:14:20 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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Beverly Hills, CA
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OMG! Is it true? The cat thing?

That was just artistic license, but you get the idea.

11/18/2016 12:14:35 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

mongo_again
New South WalesNew South Wales
Australia
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Mongo not care where he is from. Mongo only knows he makes Mongo laugh.

11/18/2016 12:15:12 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

stl1
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Saint Louis, MO
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Quote from crumpet_dreams:
I stalk you all the time.

That's fine, it's the keying of my car and the hanging of cats on my porch with "you're next" pinned too it that's the problem




But they would never actually meet you in person in the parking lot, right?

11/18/2016 12:16:29 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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Beverly Hills, CA
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I did have my door kicked in by US marshals though...that was no joke I can tell you.

11/18/2016 12:17:49 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
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Abano TermeMilan
Italy
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Mongo smart man.


Gee, crumpet. What have you done that chick, to deserve so much love?

11/18/2016 12:19:48 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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Beverly Hills, CA
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..and that's a long story...

so yes, I change my profile often for reasons other than to be "dramatic on DH!"



[Edited 11/18/2016 12:20:28 PM ]

11/18/2016 12:20:41 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
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Italy
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I'm all ears. Grab a beer?

11/18/2016 12:21:24 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

stl1
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Saint Louis, MO
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Karma's a b*tch, ain't it?



11/18/2016 12:21:33 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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Quote from crumpet_dreams:
..and that's a long story...

so yes, I change my profile often for reasons other than to be "dramatic on DH!"
...we have time to listen and remember Orchid thinks u always tell the truth

11/18/2016 12:23:58 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
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Abano TermeMilan
Italy
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Karma's a b*tch phrase is often used by pathetic losers. Js.


what can I say jer, I still believe in mamon.

11/18/2016 12:25:27 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

jer3552
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we all believe in the Grande Cawk Mamon

11/18/2016 12:27:14 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  
crumpet_dreams
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Beverly Hills, CA
38, joined Sep. 2016


I just want to be understood and loved, is that too much to ask in this cold cruel world?






..oh and a blumpkin would be nice too.

11/18/2016 12:29:39 PM A very clever roos by the Crumpet master  

Orchid73
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Abano TermeMilan
Italy
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awwwwwww. Affection erection (cit) for mamon