2/14/2017 12:02:01 AM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to Your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: What's a condom and a coffin got in common?
A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!
Sex is like a Misdameanor, the more I MISS it, DA MEANER I get!
Q: Why do Women like to have sex with the lights off?
A: They can't stand to see a Man have a good time!
Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray You don't Multiply!
Q: How do You know if You have a high sperm count?
A: If She has to chew before She can swallow!
Q: Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can You tell which one is a prostitute?
A: The one that says IDAHO!
A Redhead tells Her blonde Stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh My God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
*HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY Y'ALL*
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2/14/2017 1:46:25 PM |
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jinxthejuvy11
Philadelphia, PA
50, joined Aug. 2014
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Great sense of humor O.P...
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2/14/2017 3:45:13 PM |
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sweettlisa
Evansville, IN
52, joined Jul. 2014
online now!
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2/14/2017 3:46:56 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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A Redhead tells Her blonde Stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh My God! You slut! It will itch like a b*tch when it starts to grow back in?"
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2/14/2017 4:28:28 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Great sense of humor O.P...
I Appreciate That Jinx!
I've Been Trying Others?
This Is My Humor...
I'll Keep 'Em Coming
@ Lisa, Always "Sweett" To See You!
Sweettlisa aka Sweet Peeps President
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2/14/2017 4:37:01 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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A Redhead tells Her blonde Stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh My God! You slut! It will itch like a b*tch when it starts to grow back in?"
I Like That Cup!
You Speaking From Experience?
Nice Twist To It...
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2/14/2017 4:56:49 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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2/14/2017 7:50:48 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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2/15/2017 2:22:02 PM |
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jack_gulf
Cameron, LA
51, joined Jan. 2017
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Jack, nice name.
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2/15/2017 2:45:17 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Some One needs to off Jack
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2/15/2017 2:48:01 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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^^^ I Thought So T
@ Packersbabe, Always A Treat.
And I Hope Everybody Enjoyed Their Valentine's Day In Someway!
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2/15/2017 2:51:41 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I didn't make to Someway..did they have a free concert and a tailgate party?
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2/15/2017 2:57:01 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Cup Has Jokes!
Well You Fit Right In!
"Someway"
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2/20/2017 8:29:07 AM |
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LOT_US
Calauan
Philippines
46, joined Jan. 2017
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That's funny jack
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2/20/2017 8:42:01 AM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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That's funny jack
Filipino Beauty
I Figured You'd Like Em!
You've Got That Sense Of Humor T
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2/27/2017 9:45:26 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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2/28/2017 8:16:19 AM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Damn Jerry!
Funny Enough For You?
Well I'm A Fan Of Yours and Tom...
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3/5/2017 12:24:04 PM |
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jack_gulf
Cameron, LA
51, joined Jan. 2017
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Damn Jerry!
Funny Enough For You?
Well I'm A Fan Of Yours and Tom...
Tom and Jerry
Definitely a Tom fan
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3/6/2017 8:03:05 AM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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^^^
Tom and Jerry
Another Favorite Is Uncle Pecos!
Singing That C-C-C-Crambo
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3/17/2017 12:52:26 PM |
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jack_gulf
Cameron, LA
51, joined Jan. 2017
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Just stopping by. To say I love you Jack!!!
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3/30/2017 5:39:02 PM |
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Nolienocry
Inglewood, CA
25, joined Sep. 2016
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Hi
Funny dude what about this one?
Q-What do boobs and toys have in common?
Spoonerism Answer
Whey bere toth originally fade kor mids, dut baddies end up tlaying with phem
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3/30/2017 5:58:14 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Phem Pham
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3/30/2017 7:38:24 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Hi
Funny dude what about this one?
Q-What do boobs and toys have in common?
Spoonerism Answer
Whey bere toth originally fade kor mids, dut baddies end up tlaying with phem
Funny Shit!
Revived My Thread Dude!
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3/30/2017 7:46:32 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Strawberry Julep?
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3/30/2017 7:48:32 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Phem Pham
Phem Pham A Margarita In My Hand!
It's A "Cup" Of Margarita!
I'm Buzzin Buddy!
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3/30/2017 7:55:00 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Strawberry Julep?
Daayuum Cup!
You Snuck In!
We Are Drinkin Tonight!
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3/30/2017 8:36:45 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Beats the hell out of IV fluids.
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3/30/2017 9:04:48 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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^^^Definitely Beats The Hell Out Of IV Fluids Cup!^^^
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3/30/2017 9:34:03 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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3/30/2017 10:14:57 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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All Jokes Aside!
How're You Doing?
You Were MIA...
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3/30/2017 10:20:08 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I was in hospital.
I'm somewhat better.
Medication therapy next 9 days.
Then unknown exactly but back to hospital for surgery.
I'm coping.
But thanks for asking.
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3/30/2017 10:52:00 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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You're Welcome Darlin!
I Notice When There's No Cup!
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3/30/2017 11:06:08 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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awesome... you're making me blush. Thank you. It's hard to tell with DH members sometimes.
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3/31/2017 1:03:44 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Awe, I Mean It.
Oh If Anybody Asks, Tell 'Em I'm The Biggest Prick You've Ever Met!
Now Back To The Regularly Scheduled Program...
I Posted This In A Different Thread and Figured I'd Give You A Sneak Peek!!!
Humpty Trumpty Wants A Great Wall.
Humpty Trumpty Wants Mexico To Pay For It All.
After They Clean His Pool and Mow His Lawn Of Course!
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3/31/2017 3:41:01 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Oh, really?
Did you ever fill your private secretary position?
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3/31/2017 7:09:11 PM |
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jack_sunset
Champaign, IL
41, joined Jul. 2016
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Must Not Be Private If You're Asking!?...
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3/31/2017 10:53:24 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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4/1/2017 1:43:31 AM |
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jack_gulf
Cameron, LA
51, joined Jan. 2017
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Oh, really?
Did you ever fill your private secretary position?
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