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Great sense of humor O.P...

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A Redhead tells Her blonde Stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."


The blonde replies, "Oh My God! You slut! It will itch like a b*tch when it starts to grow back in?"

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jack_sunset
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Quote from jinxthejuvy11:
Great sense of humor O.P...


I Appreciate That Jinx!

I've Been Trying Others?

This Is My Humor...

I'll Keep 'Em Coming


@ Lisa, Always "Sweett" To See You!

Sweettlisa aka Sweet Peeps President

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jack_sunset
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Quote from cupocheer:
A Redhead tells Her blonde Stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."


The blonde replies, "Oh My God! You slut! It will itch like a b*tch when it starts to grow back in?"




I Like That Cup!

You Speaking From Experience?

Nice Twist To It...



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cupocheer
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Some One needs to off Jack

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^^^ I Thought So T




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cupocheer
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I didn't make to Someway..did they have a free concert and a tailgate party?

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Cup Has Jokes!

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"Someway"

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Quote from LOT_US:
That's funny jack


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Quote from cupocheer:


Damn Jerry!

Funny Enough For You?

Well I'm A Fan Of Yours and Tom...



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Quote from jack_sunset:
Damn Jerry!

Funny Enough For You?

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^^^
Tom and Jerry

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Funny dude what about this one?


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Phem Pham

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jack_sunset
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Quote from Nolienocry:
Hi

Funny dude what about this one?


Q-What do boobs and toys have in common?

Spoonerism Answer

Whey bere toth originally fade kor mids, dut baddies end up tlaying with phem





Funny Shit!

Revived My Thread Dude!

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cupocheer
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Strawberry Julep?

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jack_sunset
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Quote from cupocheer:


Phem Pham


Phem Pham A Margarita In My Hand!

It's A "Cup" Of Margarita!

I'm Buzzin Buddy!



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jack_sunset
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Quote from cupocheer:


Strawberry Julep?


Daayuum Cup!

You Snuck In!

We Are Drinkin Tonight!

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cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (237,667)
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Beats the hell out of IV fluids.

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jack_sunset
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^^^Definitely Beats The Hell Out Of IV Fluids Cup!^^^

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cupocheer
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jack_sunset
Over 2,000 Posts (2,007)
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All Jokes Aside!

How're You Doing?

You Were MIA...

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cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (237,667)
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I was in hospital.

I'm somewhat better.

Medication therapy next 9 days.

Then unknown exactly but back to hospital for surgery.

I'm coping.

But thanks for asking.

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jack_sunset
Over 2,000 Posts (2,007)
Champaign, IL
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You're Welcome Darlin!

I Notice When There's No Cup!

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cupocheer
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awesome... you're making me blush. Thank you. It's hard to tell with DH members sometimes.

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jack_sunset
Over 2,000 Posts (2,007)
Champaign, IL
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Awe, I Mean It.

Oh If Anybody Asks, Tell 'Em I'm The Biggest Prick You've Ever Met!




Now Back To The Regularly Scheduled Program...

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cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (237,667)
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Oh, really?

Did you ever fill your private secretary position?

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jack_sunset
Over 2,000 Posts (2,007)
Champaign, IL
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Must Not Be Private If You're Asking!?...



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jack_gulf
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Quote from cupocheer:
Oh, really?

Did you ever fill your private secretary position?