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3/26/2017 12:21:38 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

neal356
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What is a Pirates most favorite letter?

aRRRR

NO! It be the C !




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3/26/2017 1:02:30 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

bald1954
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Yes n3. Mine too.

Pirate walks into a bar w/ a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
Before he can order a beer the bartender says:
"What's with the steering wheel?"
The pirate says: "Arrrrgh! I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"


3/26/2017 3:40:35 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

neal356
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grins!

3/26/2017 6:10:20 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

bald1954
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"NO! It be the C !" n3

C as in sea?

Know why seagulls always return to the sea?
If they returned to the bay, they'd be baygulls.

3/27/2017 5:09:06 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
cupocheer
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aye matey

3/27/2017 10:42:45 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

bald1954
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Q: What would you call a pirate with no eye?

A: A prate.

3/27/2017 11:05:37 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
cupocheer
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What would call a bald-headed pirate with no parrot?


Eunuch...... bada boom.

3/27/2017 11:42:01 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

bald1954
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Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A: A buccaneer.

3/27/2017 1:05:52 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

neal356
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thats good!

3/27/2017 8:53:28 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
cupocheer
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How do you know when a pirate had too much rum?


He falls off the plank.

3/28/2017 2:36:47 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

bald1954
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Too much rum? Or just plain board?

3/29/2017 7:15:56 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

safeamerica
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Why cant the pirate play a game of cards?

Because he is standing on the deck...

3/30/2017 4:54:11 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
cupocheer
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How much booty does a pirate have?


All he can handle.

4/6/2017 6:19:05 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

safeamerica
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Why can't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he is always lost at C---sea..

What do you call a pirate with two hands,two legs and two eyes?

A beginner.

4/7/2017 2:15:21 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

neal356
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4/16/2017 7:49:07 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
cupocheer
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This is a story of long ago of a man who owned a little store.
As he would tell it, "I was proud to have my name above the door."
This took place, oh, about two thousand years ago, as I recall,
I was located in Jerusalem, just across the street from Pilate's hall.

And I had everything anyone would ever need;
Why, folks would come from miles around, regardless of their creed.
But there was only one thing I had I thought would never sell,
So I placed it in a corner on a shelf ----three old rusty spike nails.


Then one day a Roman soldier came through the door,
And as he walked up to me, it seemed he shook the floor.
I said, "Can I help you, Sir?" in a voice I 'm sure seemed frail.
He looked at me with a sneering grin and said,
"I'd like to buy some nails - some big, big nails."

"Well, you see, Sir, three's all I have."
"Oh, That'll do. For the job I have, three's enough - - -Now how much do I owe you?"
He placed the money in my hand, and I was glad to make the sale.
Then I began to wonder, and I asked,
"Sir, what can you do with just three spike nails?"

"Did you ever hear of a man called Jesus the Nazarene?"
"You mean the one they call the Son of God?"
"Yes, that's the one. Today I intend to show the world who's boss,
For with these three nails I'm going to nail that man Jesus to a cross."

You'll never know how numb I felt - as on my knees I fell.
"Please sir, don't do that!" - but he just turned and walked away
I said, "Please, let me buy them back!"
But he just looked at me and grinned.

And in the distance, I could see the howling mob
Through the tears that filled my eyes.
"Away with him" "Crucify him!" I could hear their angry cries.
But over the top of all the noise and groans of agony,
I can still hear the sound of a hammer as that big Roman soldier---Nailed my Jesus to a tree."
With three rusty nails, they nailed Jesus to a tree;
And His blood washed my sins away.

Three Rusty Nails

4/16/2017 8:09:36 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
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4/16/2017 4:44:04 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
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4/16/2017 7:27:25 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
cupocheer
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Take the time to smell the flowers.

Cubs

4/17/2017 7:24:40 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
4uijack
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yummy

4/18/2017 5:54:57 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

neal356
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back on topic
is rude to steal a thread...start your own in the religion forum

4/18/2017 7:17:24 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
cupocheer
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I know you aren't directing your judgemental comment toward me, are you Neal?

Because if you are, sugar, if you watched your own threads and controlled the BS hitting them I wouldn't have you be here covering your ass.



4/18/2017 11:03:17 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  
4uijack
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Argg!!!

4/18/2017 12:18:05 PM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

neal356
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Quote from neal356:
back on topic
is rude to steal a thread...start your own in the religion forum


sweetie...

4/19/2017 3:04:14 AM Give us your best Pirate joke!  

neal356
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How do Pirates know they are Pirates?

They think, therefore they ARRRR