lickhercrosseye
Oshawa, ON
51, joined Feb. 2011
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blistery day.
The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.'
The mother replied,
'Put them between your legs & your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did & her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.'
The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs & the warmth of my body will warm them up.. He did & warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold .'
The girl replied 'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up. 'He did & warmed his nose.
The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter & he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.'
The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again & she asks, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?'
Concerned the mother said, 'Why yes..... why do you ask?'
The daughter replies, 'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!
......... Hey my nose is extremely cold, got any idea's how to warm my nose???
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
62, joined Sep. 2009
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Nice to know even Amish people have to sleep on the wet spot.
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vanilla_cream2
Philadelphia, PA
41, joined Sep. 2014
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this jig's head is shaped like a triangle
upside down that is 
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vanilla_cream2
Philadelphia, PA
41, joined Sep. 2014
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