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5/15/2017 8:32:19 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
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5/15/2017 8:33:21 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Olaf_the_german
Over 2,000 Posts (3,605)
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017


A months V.I.P membership.

5/15/2017 8:33:46 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Stopsign_01
Over 2,000 Posts (2,368)
Londres
Argentina
25, joined Feb. 2017


a date with Mullett

5/15/2017 8:34:02 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
korbyn
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (28,419)
Bat Cave, NC
98, joined Jun. 2013


Fat Russell.

5/15/2017 8:46:35 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (72,923)
Fort Payne, AL
62, joined Apr. 2011
online now!


not much around here.

but, if you ask this in Thailand or places similar.

you get a sucky ducky for a long time.....


Of course with inflation those prices might have gone up to $7 dollars or so.



[Edited 5/15/2017 8:47:53 AM ]

5/15/2017 8:59:34 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (248,577)
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010


Five wh*res doing each other instead of you and $4.75 change.

5/15/2017 9:03:47 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,642)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


^You get the daily philosophy of the Crypt Master, The Scarecrow!

Yes DH is free, and you are getting exactly what's worth, nothing!

Har har har!

5/15/2017 9:04:58 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Olaf_the_german
Over 2,000 Posts (3,605)
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017


DH isn't free, nothing is free...someone somewhere is paying, usually the advertisers with their $$ and the members with their time and brain cells.

5/15/2017 9:29:13 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
queennawty
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (36,353)
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015


Now English Bob you know nobody here has brain cells

5/15/2017 9:30:57 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Olaf_the_german
Over 2,000 Posts (3,605)
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017


Quote from queennawty:
Now English Bob you know nobody here has brain cells



Which proves my point!

5/15/2017 9:38:25 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
queennawty
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (36,353)
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015


And makes me wonder if anything you say is true

5/15/2017 10:20:49 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,642)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


Shit is free and delivered profusely at DH!

5/15/2017 10:26:53 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

iam_resurrected
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,638)
Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014


3 authentic carnitas wrapped in maze taco shells.

same style as traditional weddings

5/15/2017 10:29:05 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,642)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


^And we get Scarecrow's understudy too!

5/15/2017 10:29:40 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

Suzhi
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,583)
Knoxville, TN
54, joined Aug. 2016


You can get a hard damn time for free, OP...



5/15/2017 10:40:21 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
GalaxyRogue1
Over 2,000 Posts (2,047)
Denver, CO
47, joined Dec. 2016


You could get buttfulloffire one way to Waffle House, but you'd be stuck with her since it costs $5 more to send her home.









5/15/2017 10:41:35 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

sparks_01
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,314)
Ocala, FL
97, joined Feb. 2017


Quote from GalaxyRogue1:
You could get buttfulloffire one way to Waffle House, but you'd be stuck with her since it costs $5 more to send her home.










are you 2 still fightin

5/15/2017 10:45:03 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
GalaxyRogue1
Over 2,000 Posts (2,047)
Denver, CO
47, joined Dec. 2016


No. I don't see her. She's always fighting.

That just popped into my head. ''


And she eats like a horse, prolly $15 at WH, so I wouldn't bother with her.



[Edited 5/15/2017 10:46:19 AM ]

5/15/2017 3:00:57 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (53,665)
Dayton, OH
59, joined Dec. 2012


Quote from Olaf_the_german:
DH isn't free, nothing is free...someone somewhere is paying, usually the advertisers with their $$ and the members with their time and brain cells.
and our cell bill

5/15/2017 3:34:55 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

easttowest72
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,386)
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014


$5 footlong...oh wait they are $6 now No footlongs around here anyway

5/15/2017 3:44:27 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

wiscomatic50
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,603)
Friendship, WI
51, joined Jun. 2014


You can get a photo shoot with a gay miget porn star..

5/15/2017 3:51:26 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
woniota
Over 2,000 Posts (2,630)
Jacksonville, FL
52, joined Jul. 2014


Quote from easttowest72:
$5 footlong...oh wait they are $6 now No footlongs around here anyway


Every guy on DH is at least a foot long. Didn't you know that?

5/15/2017 4:32:24 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

sparks_01
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,314)
Ocala, FL
97, joined Feb. 2017


a new crack pipe for ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

5/15/2017 5:33:11 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

stl1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,949)
Saint Louis, MO
63, joined Jun. 2007


For $5 I can get you an upgraded membership.

This is what you need to do. Send your credit card information to my in-box. Don't forget your security code from the back of the card. I will then deduct the $5 and only the $5. I promise.

Have I ever lied to you before?

5/15/2017 5:37:37 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

uber_goober
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,356)
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016


I'll have to get it to you later stl. I left my wallet in my other polyester leisure suit.



5/15/2017 9:41:19 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,542)
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016


You could buy me two coffees.......

5/16/2017 1:17:33 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

stl1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,949)
Saint Louis, MO
63, joined Jun. 2007


If I do, can I get a peek under your moo-moo?



5/16/2017 1:20:10 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

dantana77
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,226)
Frederick, MD
39, joined Oct. 2010


2.5 minutes of hot d*ck. The remaining 3 minutes is an extra $30

5/16/2017 2:20:21 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,542)
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016


Quote from stl1:
If I do, can I get a peek under your moo-moo?




No...that costs extra.....

5/16/2017 3:04:10 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
woniota
Over 2,000 Posts (2,630)
Jacksonville, FL
52, joined Jul. 2014


Quote from M4mischief:
You could buy me two coffees.......


Does that come with witty banter?

5/16/2017 5:33:12 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,542)
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016


Of course...wit and sarcasm are my middle names....

5/16/2017 5:37:48 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

hippo65
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,008)
Albuquerque, NM
51, joined Apr. 2013
online now!


$5 footlong...oh wait they are $6 now

I think that deal will be back..I sure hope it will..
In a mean time just get a six inch.


Quote from M4mischief:
You could buy me two coffees.......

Hmmm...2? It's not from Starbucks right?

5/16/2017 5:41:03 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,542)
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016


Nope...Tim Horton's...I don't like starbucks....its overpriced and not that great....at timmies you can get an extra large for 2.10 and its huge and yummy....



[Edited 5/16/2017 5:41:44 AM ]

5/16/2017 5:57:05 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

barrydalmi
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,477)
Baltimore, MD
54, joined Dec. 2007


An S.T.D.

5/16/2017 6:03:44 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Stopsign_01
Over 2,000 Posts (2,368)
Londres
Argentina
25, joined Feb. 2017


Actually Barry....Galaxy charges much more than $5....she expects a diamond and a proposal....

5/16/2017 8:06:08 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

stl1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,949)
Saint Louis, MO
63, joined Jun. 2007


Quote from barrydalmi:
An S.T.D.



No, that costs $10 and a trip to Waffle House with a purple haired woman.



5/16/2017 8:08:26 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

easttowest72
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,386)
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014


$10 for gas? Cheap bastard.

5/16/2017 8:09:23 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
thepizzalover
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,182)
Hollywood, FL
27, joined Mar. 2017




5/16/2017 8:18:28 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
thepizzalover
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,182)
Hollywood, FL
27, joined Mar. 2017


Bump

5/16/2017 8:24:16 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
thepizzalover
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,182)
Hollywood, FL
27, joined Mar. 2017




5/16/2017 8:27:07 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
thepizzalover
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,182)
Hollywood, FL
27, joined Mar. 2017











Possible 'chatting' detected. You have already posted in this thread recently. Please wait for some other people to reply before posting in this thread again, or wait like an hour or so, whichever comes first. Sorry for the inconvenience.

5/16/2017 9:05:02 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

playingindirt
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,891)
Eugene, OR
61, joined Mar. 2014


dunno.
lol isn't that when you buy 2 40 ouncers and drink them all by yourself?



[Edited 5/16/2017 9:07:23 AM ]

5/16/2017 9:06:58 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Olaf_the_german
Over 2,000 Posts (3,605)
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017


A poor homeless person a hot meal and a side order of human contact.



[Edited 5/16/2017 9:07:32 AM ]

5/16/2017 9:12:21 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,642)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


At Mickey D's, for $2, one can get two sandwiches. I sneak a free coke when the staff isn't looking!

5/16/2017 9:13:29 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Olaf_the_german
Over 2,000 Posts (3,605)
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017


Quote from sinceresammy:
At Mickey D's, for $2, one can get two sandwiches. I sneak a free coke when the staff isn't looking!


Sammy, outwitting minimum wage black workers

5/16/2017 9:14:01 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
stratus55
Over 2,000 Posts (2,410)
Jackson, GA
51, joined Jan. 2017


im tellin......

5/16/2017 9:37:30 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,642)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


I know all of you do the same thing. Zee goes back 5 times!

5/16/2017 10:38:19 AM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Stopsign_01
Over 2,000 Posts (2,368)
Londres
Argentina
25, joined Feb. 2017


bus fare for Korybn to get home from Adult Day Care

5/16/2017 12:19:15 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
loyaltybindsme
Covington, KY
45, joined Dec. 2013


5 items from Dollar Tree.

5/16/2017 12:33:07 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Olaf_the_german
Over 2,000 Posts (3,605)
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017


Well 4...you're forgetting the tax.

5/16/2017 1:06:48 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
woniota
Over 2,000 Posts (2,630)
Jacksonville, FL
52, joined Jul. 2014


Quote from loyaltybindsme:
5 items from Dollar Tree.


I love me some Dollar Tree.

5/16/2017 1:14:55 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

uber_goober
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,356)
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016


A steak and lobster champagne dinner for two and a carriage ride through Central Park.

You will, however, need access to Mr. Peabody's WABAC machine first.

5/16/2017 1:15:43 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
queennawty
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (36,353)
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015


Snowcone

5/16/2017 1:22:55 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
woniota
Over 2,000 Posts (2,630)
Jacksonville, FL
52, joined Jul. 2014


Quote from queennawty:
Snowcone


Haven't had one of those in years. I'm definitely going to get me one soon.

5/16/2017 1:57:47 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
4uijack
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,913)
New Port Richey, FL
82, joined Aug. 2013


Bizzy might let you rub d*ck heads with him!

5/16/2017 2:56:50 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
GalaxyRogue1
Over 2,000 Posts (2,047)
Denver, CO
47, joined Dec. 2016


That was what the woman demanded before driving to meet him at WH. She's the mooch. There was no sex, just a public fight


Quote from easttowest72:
$10 for gas? Cheap bastard.


5/16/2017 3:09:33 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

archer513
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,877)
Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014


One of eastwests trailer "houses"



5/16/2017 3:27:44 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  

track_empirion
Over 2,000 Posts (3,032)
Pineville, NC
49, joined Mar. 2014


You can get a street musician to play you a song.

You can get a good feeling by donating to a hobo.

You can get flashed by a pervert at a gay bar.

You can get 20 giant gumballs from a vending machine.

You can take 4 of your friends to the Dollar movie theater.

You can make a 3 minute long distance call from a pay phone to Nigeria.

5/16/2017 3:29:47 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (248,577)
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010


A Stradivarius violin and a 50¢ wh*re.

5/16/2017 3:30:49 PM What can I get around here for 5 bucks?  
Olaf_the_german
Over 2,000 Posts (3,605)
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017


A Stradivarius violin and a 50¢ wh*re.

I'll bring the $5, you bring yourself and the violin.