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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
58, joined Feb. 2008
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Remaining Countries on Trump’s Itinerary Say They’d Rather Wait a Month and Meet with Next President
BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s foreign trip hit a snag on Tuesday, when the remaining countries on his itinerary announced that they would rather “wait a month” and meet with the next President instead.
“It makes no sense for us to roll out the red carpet for Trump when there is going to be a completely different guy in the White House in a month,” Hendrik van der Valde, a travel minister for the Belgian government, said. “We very much look forward to hosting the next U.S. President, be it Mike Pence or Paul Ryan or whoever.”
Citing the exorbitant costs of hosting a President, the Belgian said it “would be insane” to spend such sums on someone who “only has a few weeks left” in office.
“When a President comes to your country, you have to feed not only him but a whole plane full of people that he brings,” the minister added. “Jared Kushner, for example, eats a ton, and no one even knows what he does.”
NATO ministers, who had been slated to meet with Trump in Brussels on Thursday, voted unanimously last night to reschedule the meeting for June to accommodate his replacement.
According to one NATO minister, “We don’t see why we should be speaking to Donald Trump when even Melania isn’t doing that.”
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| 5/25/2017 8:22:39 PM |
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sillylaugher61
Murrysville, PA
55, joined Aug. 2011
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no source again. this is fake news! you are busted again.
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| 5/25/2017 8:24:34 PM |
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cinnamonnhaze
Minneapolis, MN
53, joined Apr. 2014
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Bahahaha bahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 5/25/2017 8:28:52 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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THAT'S
F**KING FUNNY!!!!
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| 5/25/2017 8:30:44 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Great satire, Andy Borowitz
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| 5/25/2017 9:41:18 PM |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
58, joined Feb. 2008
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no source again. this is fake news! you are busted again.
You're about as dumb as it gets aren't you.
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| 5/25/2017 9:42:41 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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JESUS Hussein Christ, did you see that orange f**kball address the UN today? What an embarrassment!
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| 5/25/2017 9:42:57 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Apparently sillylaugher61, who keeps me blocked, doesn't read the New Yorker. 
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| 5/25/2017 9:45:04 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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Remaining Countries on Trump’s Itinerary Say They’d Rather Wait a Month and Meet with Next President
BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s foreign trip hit a snag on Tuesday, when the remaining countries on his itinerary announced that they would rather “wait a month” and meet with the next President instead.
“It makes no sense for us to roll out the red carpet for Trump when there is going to be a completely different guy in the White House in a month,” Hendrik van der Valde, a travel minister for the Belgian government, said. “We very much look forward to hosting the next U.S. President, be it Mike Pence or Paul Ryan or whoever.”
Citing the exorbitant costs of hosting a President, the Belgian said it “would be insane” to spend such sums on someone who “only has a few weeks left” in office.
“When a President comes to your country, you have to feed not only him but a whole plane full of people that he brings,” the minister added. “Jared Kushner, for example, eats a ton, and no one even knows what he does.”
NATO ministers, who had been slated to meet with Trump in Brussels on Thursday, voted unanimously last night to reschedule the meeting for June to accommodate his replacement.
According to one NATO minister, “We don’t see why we should be speaking to Donald Trump when even Melania isn’t doing that.”
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| 5/25/2017 9:45:33 PM |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
58, joined Feb. 2008
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JESUS Hussein Christ, did you see that orange f**kball address the UN today? What an embarrassment!
Yeah no shit.
What a f**king embarrassment.
I wonder if there's a "How NATO works" crayon book.
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| 5/25/2017 9:47:08 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
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| 5/25/2017 9:48:11 PM |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
58, joined Feb. 2008
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Tick-Tock mother f**ker
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| 5/25/2017 9:50:29 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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IN OTHER NEWS:
MT is starting to report their election tonight after the bodyslamming incident. Democrat Quist with the lead!
[Edited 5/25/2017 9:51:02 PM ]
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| 5/25/2017 9:53:12 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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Tick-Tock mother f**ker
You're going to need a much better watch if you are going to spend 8 years watching the clock.
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| 5/25/2017 9:58:28 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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lmfao...your implication is that 8 years would be chrump as a 2 term president. I'm betting money that he won't make a year.
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| 5/25/2017 10:02:50 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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Oh please... What money are you betting? An amount greater than Uber charges to drive from your house to the airport?
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| 5/25/2017 10:07:59 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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You'd need an Uber to the airport because your whooptyrides won't start?
At a $.30/minute charge, being 2.5 hours from the airport it would cost about $200 for the ride.
You're not real good at this are you?
P.S. FUX news is spinning out about the election in MT already!
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| 5/25/2017 10:13:39 PM |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
58, joined Feb. 2008
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You're going to need a much better watch if you are going to spend 8 years watching the clock.
]
I have a rolex.
Expensive piece of shit that won't keep time.
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| 5/25/2017 10:20:36 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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Yeah but that's because it's fake...
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| 5/25/2017 10:29:41 PM |
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cinnamonnhaze
Minneapolis, MN
53, joined Apr. 2014
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Chumps NATO speech & him speaking about how others aren't paying their "fair share" & how it isn't right to do to the tax payers in the "United States" was probably THE MOST HYPOCRITICAL thing I've heard in my entire life.
After his "budget proposal" & how he is going to personally SCREW THE SH*T out of the very people he GLOBALLY lied by pretending he gives one RATS A** about any of us made my blood boil.
How dare he use us, the real tax payers as a fake ploy to PREACH TO THE WORLD about "what is fair" was about the slimiest thing I've ever heard in my life.
May he rot in HELL.
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| 5/25/2017 10:38:37 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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 is with these giant pics?
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| 5/25/2017 10:43:45 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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Did anyone catch this video of our leader at the NATO summit today!
Watch this fat a** a**hole push past one of the other leaders at the council, so he could get his fat a** up in the photo op!
Talk about rude! Talk about arrogant! Yes, just before he gave his horrible embarrassing speech!
This mother-f**ker is an embarrassment to our country! Can't take him anywhere!
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| 5/25/2017 10:48:54 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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It makes me proud! President Trump shouldn't take any $hit from them pauper a$$holes at NATO!
If that doesn't make you proud, you're probably a f@ggot.
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| 5/25/2017 10:52:08 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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It makes me proud! President Trump shouldn't take any $hit from them pauper a$$holes at NATO!
If that doesn't make you proud, you're probably a f@ggot.
Hey, b*tch. I've asked a dozen times but you dodge it! How f**king much of that tax break in chrump's wealthcare plan did you hope to get? With all of your cars and REAl Rolexes, I'm assuming a shitpot full, huh?
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| 5/25/2017 10:53:56 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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I don't own a Rolex.
I have a Citizen.
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| 5/25/2017 10:56:18 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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You wouldn't have gotten any of that tax break either.
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| 5/25/2017 10:57:22 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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I wanted to get a Shinola watch, but they fu@ked up and gave one to Obama...
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| 5/25/2017 11:01:20 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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I don't own a Rolex.
I have a Citizen.
Only f*gs wear Citizen watches! 
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| 5/25/2017 11:02:36 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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I am self employed and enjoy Schedule C deductions but I don't employ people so I would not expect to get the same kind of breaks as a company that was employing hundreds or even dozens of people.
What people like you don't understand, Scar, is that business owners pay quite a bit of money out each and every day that stimulates the economy. They also create jobs that spur tax revenue for the government by people who just worry about work from 9-5 unlike the business owners who have the monkey on their back 24/7..
You just don't understand Scar, not many people who work the 9-5 without a care in the world do. They just don't have the commitment or the discipline to work for themselves so they will never understand how much money business owners lay out day in and day out to run a business... Often times it's these 9-5er's who don't pull their weight, sand bag, take a 1/2 hour $hit every day on the clock, steal from the company, don't show up and are otherwise just complete drains on the company. That's not true of all people, as there are hard workers out there from 9-5 but they aren't the ones whining like a little b1tch. YOU ARE!
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| 5/25/2017 11:03:48 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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It was a gift Fish...
But yeah, I guess in a way you're right.. I should look into buying a 2nd hand Rolex with documents, but I just don't need something like that right now.. Maybe one day.
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| 5/25/2017 11:06:46 PM |
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kraven_morehed
Greenwood, LA
96, joined Jul. 2014
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ONLY 8 years????
come on now...
I bet that they give trump A LOT more time than that,once all of the facts come out at his trial!!
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| 5/25/2017 11:08:53 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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So out of all of that blah, blah, blah I got that you're not rich enough to run with the big dogs but keep digging!
If you had a lick of sense, you'd be working to make the rich pay their part so that small businesses didn't have to pay so much.
I'm pretty good at boiling down a pot of shit and getting fertilizer.
GO MORONS!
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| 5/25/2017 11:09:15 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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Call me cheap. I wear a Guess watch! 
$125
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| 5/25/2017 11:14:24 PM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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Trump just looks guilty of something!
He's looked that way ever since he didn't want to show his taxes.
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| 5/25/2017 11:18:12 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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I liked Guess back in the 1980's and 1990's... Now days their $hit is not so great... Went to buy some jeans from them not long ago and the style has changed... They no longer have them cool triangles on the back pocket which were classic. Can't say I have much respect for Guess Jeans or anything Guess anymore unless it's vintage.
Used to have all kinds of watches... One of my favorites was my Swatch Watch and when I was a kid I had a frogger watch... Only problem with my frogger watch was it was blue instead of green... How the h3ll could a company make a frogger watch in fu@king BLUE!? Guess they were sold out in green, no pun intended.
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| 5/25/2017 11:19:00 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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I bet that he's scared as F**K right now! Him, koooooshner, Flynn, Manafort, Page, Sessions...I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for any of their futures right now.
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| 5/25/2017 11:21:33 PM |
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stellar007
Plymouth, MI
42, joined Dec. 2013
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He doesn't look one bit scared to me...
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| 5/25/2017 11:25:36 PM |
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reginamc
Las Vegas, NV
62, joined Mar. 2011
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Alpha male.
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| 5/26/2017 8:30:08 AM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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Asshole pompous a** is more like it.
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| 5/26/2017 8:36:51 AM |
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drwookie
Reading, PA
63, joined May. 2013
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is with these giant pics?
The trolls use that tactic to disrupt intelligent conversations because they can't understand intelligence and are paranoid we're mocking them.
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| 5/26/2017 8:44:40 AM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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The trolls use that tactic to disrupt intelligent conversations because they can't understand intelligence and are paranoid we're mocking them.
Unfortunately, I've had to block certain individuals for this kind of activity for at least 24 to 48 hour suspensions, just to avoid having to work around such disruptions.
It takes all of less than a minute to resize a photograph and post it to a pic site for use here in the forum!
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| 5/26/2017 8:56:53 AM |
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mz_jeannie_baby
Rochester, MI
58, joined Sep. 2012
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He doesn't look one bit scared to me...
Bully, rude, arrogant, pompous, but you're right he's not scared. I doubt he'd see anything wrong with it. wow, just wow.
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| 5/26/2017 9:07:20 AM |
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fellowforyou
New York, NY
67, joined Jan. 2010
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It's a safe bet Trump won't last his whole first term.
Imagine how many news reports will be announced within a couple weeks
muchness to wait for months.
The FBI has a strong arm around Trump and his corrupt administrators.
As the circle expands to their Russian ties Trump will feel the push
and squirm.
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| 5/26/2017 9:48:01 AM |
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
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Pond scum always has a way of floating to the top! 
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| 5/26/2017 1:27:09 PM |
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sillylaugher61
Murrysville, PA
55, joined Aug. 2011
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Bully, rude, arrogant, pompous, but you're right he's not scared. I doubt he'd see anything wrong with it. wow, just wow.
I love it. A American President showing them just who is the boss!
Time for America first!
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