| 5/26/2017 5:48:16 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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"One Piece At A Time"
Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.
One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.
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I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.
So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now, I never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.
The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.
Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.
The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.
So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.
The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."
So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.
[CHORUS]
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.
[Spoken] Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on
Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?
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| 5/26/2017 7:03:12 AM |
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beanhammer
Denton, TX
52, joined Jun. 2014
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You are correct repubs will win one election at a time for
Years to come.
GO T rump
[Edited 5/26/2017 7:04:05 AM ]
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| 5/26/2017 11:30:48 AM |
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61falcon
New Hope, PA
76, joined Feb. 2008
online now!
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Trumps parts all MADE IN RUSSIA!!Now he wants to slap a 35% tax on all cars Made in Germany.
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| 5/26/2017 12:01:36 PM |
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trackker
Vancouver, WA
35, joined May. 2014
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Trumps parts all MADE IN RUSSIA!!Now he wants to slap a 35% tax on all cars Made in Germany.
That would be terrible for American made cars
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| 5/26/2017 5:19:03 PM |
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jason_in_tx
Bryan, TX
33, joined Apr. 2013
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Trumps parts all MADE IN RUSSIA!!Now he wants to slap a 35% tax on all cars Made in Germany.
Yeah, Trump is a a stupid motherf**ker.
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| 5/26/2017 5:33:32 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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NO HE'S NOT!!! Ask jizzbaby! or muffclean! or tasselme. or analmommy. or twinktwinkie4u...OK GOD DAMNIT, he is!
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| 5/26/2017 8:00:27 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Calm down, Scar. It's okay we always buy Saudi made.
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| 5/26/2017 8:02:09 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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Best camel hair suits anywhere!!
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| 5/26/2017 8:18:00 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I was thinking hookas for some reason.  Did I even spell it correctly?
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| 5/26/2017 8:23:06 PM |
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scarredandtatto
Oral, SD
52, joined Aug. 2013
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yeah! You spelled it right. I've never hookaed, maybe one day. Back in my wild days my roommate and I made a bong out of a fishbowl that had 4 hoses on it though.
We called it "Clyde the spyder" for some f**ked up, stoner reason.
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| 5/26/2017 9:20:30 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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I'd say you are correct about that! 
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| 5/26/2017 9:26:43 PM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
82, joined Aug. 2013
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scaredandgayasf**k is still whinin' like the little fat faced b*tch boi he's become tryna figure out how he's gonna take the next reamin' by PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP!!!!
Sooooooo sweeeeet!!!!
Blockin' p*ssy!
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| 5/26/2017 9:26:51 PM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
82, joined Aug. 2013
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scaredandgayasf**k is still whinin' like the little fat faced b*tch boi he's become tryna figure out how he's gonna take the next reamin' by PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP!!!!
Sooooooo sweeeeet!!!!
Blockin' p*ssy!
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| 5/26/2017 9:40:59 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Be nice, dear. It's a holiday weekend.
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| 5/26/2017 11:59:21 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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| 5/27/2017 2:51:34 AM |
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korbyn
Bat Cave, NC
98, joined Jun. 2013
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THE 5 STAGES OF TRUMPISM:
1. It's a total lie, never happened, fake news.
2. It happened, but it's not a big deal.
3. Ok, it might be a big deal, but it isn't illegal.
4. Okay, it's illegal, but Hillary and Obama something-something, so it's ok.
5. Get over it Libtard, you're just a sore loser!
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| 5/27/2017 11:36:41 AM |
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haslefree
Marietta, GA
58, joined Aug. 2011
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TRUMP TRAIN COMING THROUGH GET ON BOARD OR GET RUN THE F**K OVER
Our president ain't PLAYIN.
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| 5/27/2017 12:18:28 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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| 5/28/2017 5:24:06 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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| 5/28/2017 7:06:17 AM |
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cinnamonnhaze
Minneapolis, MN
53, joined Apr. 2014
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THE 5 STAGES OF TRUMPISM:
1. It's a total lie, never happened, fake news.
2. It happened, but it's not a big deal.
3. Ok, it might be a big deal, but it isn't illegal.
4. Okay, it's illegal, but Hillary and Obama something-something, so it's ok.
5. Get over it Libtard, you're just a sore loser!
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| 5/29/2017 6:57:15 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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| 6/4/2017 10:03:56 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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At no time since World War II has the United States been viewed with such disdain as it is at this current date.
Why is that?
TRUMP is killing America and we will all be hanging our heads in shame before he completely destroys what American blood and lives has achieved.
Stop this traitor NOW!
Wake up AMERICA!
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