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5/29/2017 9:57:02 AM That is not my  

lightbrownie1
Johnston, IA
48, joined Feb. 2016


Car

Who has ever went to another car like yours?

Coming out of the grocery store I spotted a car just exactly like mine
And as I was walking toward it I kept saying to myself, i din't park here, silly me kept walking to it.
As I go around the car to put groceries in the back seat, (normally I put in the truck)

I kept saying, why does my car look dirty on outside (I just washed it) but I keep putting groceries in the car, then I see cat or dog hair...
Still did not dawn on me it was not my car until I sat down in it an said....oh he'll no...this car stinks...cat hair all over the seat and dashboard!!!!!! Get the hell out....

Then I checked to make sure i didn't unlock the same car(they left the car unlock)
I don't leave my car unlocked



Man...I was like let me hurry up and get these groceries out before they wonder why this black lady is at their car.

Ughhhh I felt so dumb yesterday



[Edited 5/29/2017 9:58:03 AM ]

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5/29/2017 9:59:33 AM That is not my  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,344)
Dayton, OH
60, joined Dec. 2012


shit happens

5/29/2017 10:01:03 AM That is not my  

uber_goober
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,733)
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016




I've known that to happen to a few friends of mine. Most of my personal vehicles have been odd looking beat up buckets. Small chance that I would mistake someone else's truck, van or car for my own. LOL

5/29/2017 10:37:18 AM That is not my  

pento4
Norman, OK
48, joined Mar. 2017


Me and Emily were at Walmart yesterday, Now as a single man i do the single man thing when i go into the store,,park whatever distance is just outside the area of the pack of cars (so i can jump in and leave without dealing with the other people when i am done). go in get what i need, hit self checkout and then get the f**k out. no muss, no fuss,,,done it 1000 times over the last couple years. Me and Emily got done and walked out. I walked all the way out past the cars, the entire time looking for my truck and thinking "wtf i dont see my truck" but keeping it to myself, looking and looking just going "WTF" and a feeling of dread in the pit of my stomach. We get all the way out to where i usually park and no truck and reality hits me hard,,"OOOHH Emily the truck isnt here, someone has stolen it, oh shit this just f**ked up, we have no truck" She looked at me and said "Daddy, you had prescriptions to fill, You parked on the other side next to the pharmacy entrance, I was wondering why we walked all the way out here on this side" I looked across the parking lot and there sat my truck,,,,ooops

5/29/2017 10:41:31 AM That is not my  
sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,064)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


Well either the OP is on drugs, or he drives a mundane POS!

5/29/2017 10:42:46 AM That is not my  

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,954)
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016


I've done it more than once and usually there has been someone sitting in the drivers seat...luckily they just had a chuckle instead of thinking I was trying to car jack them.....

5/29/2017 10:47:00 AM That is not my  

Suzhi
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,504)
Knoxville, TN
54, joined Aug. 2016


That happened to me and my mom, when I was a kid.. We were just sitting there waiting on dad to come out of the store.. I was glad he came out before the owners of the car did..



5/29/2017 10:51:17 AM That is not my  

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,954)
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016


I need to start taking down license place numbers of the vehicles im riding in and checking before getting in.....

5/29/2017 10:56:16 AM That is not my  

mary__me
Over 2,000 Posts (2,257)
Lake City, AR
54, joined Mar. 2014


Happened to me once. The key opened the door and when I tried to get in, for second there, I couldn't figure out how the seat got scooted up so far. I couldn't even get my legs in.

Face/palm

5/29/2017 10:57:37 AM That is not my  
sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,064)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


No one can mistake my ride for their's:





5/29/2017 10:59:06 AM That is not my  

easttowest72
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,696)
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014


My car is sliver like most other cars in the lot

5/29/2017 11:01:35 AM That is not my  

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (55,344)
Dayton, OH
60, joined Dec. 2012


Quote from easttowest72:
My car is sliver like most other cars in the lot
where's Waldo

5/29/2017 11:08:42 AM That is not my  
lurky_lurker
Over 2,000 Posts (2,133)
Norcross, GA
41, joined Feb. 2016


How about fiddling with a one cup coffee maker for five minutes thinking it doesn't work


Forgot to put water in it

Doh!

5/29/2017 11:10:04 AM That is not my  

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,954)
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016


I've poured cold water into my coffee thinking I turned on the kettle...and I didn't....

5/29/2017 11:21:02 AM That is not my  

stl1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,246)
Saint Louis, MO
63, joined Jun. 2007


Quote from M4mischief:
I've done it more than once and usually there has been someone sitting in the drivers seat...luckily they just had a chuckle instead of thinking I was trying to car jack them.....



Flirty, they probably would have felt more threatened if you had your bow and arrows with you.



5/29/2017 11:22:07 AM That is not my  

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,954)
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016


Probably...but I forgot them at home.....

5/29/2017 11:25:05 AM That is not my  

stl1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,246)
Saint Louis, MO
63, joined Jun. 2007


Flirty, do you celebrate Custer's last stand today?

5/29/2017 11:26:09 AM That is not my  

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,954)
Grand Prairie, TX
99, joined May. 2016


You betcha....I got my drinks all ready to go.....

5/29/2017 12:10:55 PM That is not my  

lightbrownie1
Johnston, IA
48, joined Feb. 2016


Quote from sinceresammy:
Well either the OP is on drugs, or he drives a mundane POS!


My car is common as well as the color.
Bought it brand new 2 years ago still under warranty and bought it from a Ford dealership.

As far as drugs...lol nope just was very tired from travel and driving the day before.

5/29/2017 12:18:49 PM That is not my  
tellitlkittis
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,956)
Los Angeles, CA
63, joined Nov. 2012




5/29/2017 12:35:34 PM That is not my  
lunaglider
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,951)
DPO, AA
97, joined Dec. 2013


I did that once....came in a Yugo and left in a Jaguar. Those were both red.

5/29/2017 12:38:07 PM That is not my  

uber_goober
Over 7,500 Posts!! (7,733)
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016




"... And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?"

5/29/2017 12:40:17 PM That is not my  
lunaglider
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,951)
DPO, AA
97, joined Dec. 2013


Quote from stl1:
Flirty, do you celebrate Custer's last stand today?

I celebrated Bill Custer's last stand five years ago....after that he needed Viagra.