viper1e
Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/06/02/man_attempts_to_marry_laptop/
Utah fights man's attempt to marry laptop
Foe of same-sex unions seeks to wed machine
The Utah Attorney General's Office says marrying a laptop is not a constitutionally protected right, particularly if it's less than fifteen years old.
Responding to a quixotic lawsuit that aspires to undo the US Supreme Court's recognition of same-sex marriage, David N Wolf, Assistant Attorney General of Utah, contends that being denied the opportunity to marry a laptop does not qualify as a rights violation.
"Simply put, marrying a laptop computer or multiple partners are not rights protected by the Constitution," Wolf says in his motion to dismiss the case.
Plaintiffs Chris Sevier, John Gunter Jr, and Whitney Kohl last year sued the State of Utah, arguing, "If individuals who self-identify as homosexuals are given substantive due process and equal protection rights to legally marry, then the plaintiffs are constitutionally entitled to enjoy those same rights afforded by the 14th Amendment."
With these claimed rights, the plaintiffs say they want to marry as they see fit. In their complaint, Sevier is described as "a machinist, a person who desires to marry an object" and Gunter and Kohl are described as polygamists who want to marry multiple people.
Their line of argument in legal parlance is known as arguing in the alternative. It involves advancing a separate, possibly contradictory, line of argument, to show that their primary argument – for undoing legal recognition of same sex marriage – is the only logical outcome.
By pursuing unions with a laptop and multiple partners, the plaintiffs seek to suggest that permitting same-sex unions allows anybody to marry anything, as a way to make same-sex unions socially untenable.
"Plaintiffs' real objective, therefore, is not to obtain marriage licenses for unions they themselves see as unlawful and unconscionable, but rather a desire to restrict homosexuals' right to marriage," Wolf states in his filing.
Nonetheless, Wolf dispenses with Sevier's claim that being denied a license to marry his laptop in Utah amounts to discrimination based on his sexual preference for machines.
A laptop computer is not legally capable of entering into a marriage because it cannot consent, as required by law, Wolf argues.
And even if the laptop could consent to be married, "unless Sevier's computer has attained the age of fifteen it is too young to marry under Utah law," Wolf states.
Were any states inclined to allow mechanical matrimony, 2002-era laptops attaining the age of consent this year would include:
The Dell Inspiron 8200, featuring a Pentium 4 processor, 256MB of RAM and a 40GB hard drive, running Windows XP.
Apple's PowerBook G4, with a 667MHz Motorola G4 processor, 256MB of RAM and a 30GB hard drive, capable of booting into either Mac OS 9 or 10.
This is Sevier's third bite at the Apple, so to speak – or fourth if you count his 2015 lawsuit against Apple for his porn addiction. He filed an initial complaint seeking to marry his laptop in February, 2016, which he dropped June, 2016 following Utah's motion to dismiss. He filed a second complaint the following month, and after being told by the court that the complaint failed to follow procedural rules, he filed a third version in May, 2017.
For the third time, Utah is asking the court to dismiss the case. Beyond observing that marrying machinery is not a constitutionally protected right, Wolf states simply that Utah's courts don't have the authority to overturn Supreme Court decisions.
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mudclean
Warren, MI
36, joined Sep. 2008
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That's laptopist and the attorney general should be ashamed of himself!
I know those crazy loons think this is a slippery slope that will lead to polygamy, or worse yet, gay marriage.
That's ridiculous!
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ultrabrat007
Crescent City, CA
41, joined Dec. 2016
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That's laptopist and the attorney general should be ashamed of himself!
I know those crazy loons think this is a slippery slope that will lead to polygamy, or worse yet, gay marriage.
That's ridiculous!
And, this relates to marrying A.I. spouse bots in the future..
Make no mistake about it..It will be coming to a theator near you..
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herc117
Warren, IN
56, joined Dec. 2016
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And, this relates to marrying A.I. spouse bots in the future..
Make no mistake about it..It will be coming to a theator near you..
I would marry a spouse bot if she looked and acted like one of the Stepford Wives!
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viper1e
Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013
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I'll take the cylons from the new Battlstar Gakactica.
#6
#8
#3
When the sexbots are perfected, B*tchy women will be obsolete.
[Edited 6/3/2017 9:12:29 AM ]
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herc117
Warren, IN
56, joined Dec. 2016
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I'll take the cylons from the new Battlstar Gakactica.
#6
#8
#3
When the sexbots are perfected, B*tchy women will be obsolete.
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ultrabrat007
Crescent City, CA
41, joined Dec. 2016
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I'll take the cylons from the new Battlstar Gakactica.
#6
#8
#3
When the sexbots are perfected, B*tchy women will be obsolete.
A fascinating subject. Closest I have been to working with any of it was the Ultrahal.
Never teach it the word "because". It will start using it in about every sentence..
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