| 6/7/2017 1:11:58 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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ive been thinking the last few months about getting me one of those little sissy lap dogs...I visited someone that had a yorkie a few months ago...I had never even heard of such a dog, but she loved me and I wanted to stick her in my pocket and sneak out....I been looking on the net and u can have a yorkie shipped to u for four hundred...ive never bought a damn dog before, but all them yorkies are so cute 
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| 6/7/2017 1:14:30 PM |
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mylegsarecold
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011
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My mother will sell you a Yorkie for $650.
And no, she won't drop the price, not even for me. 
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| 6/7/2017 1:15:19 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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they r cute, but that's too much
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| 6/7/2017 1:15:55 PM |
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016
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And they make a great fashion accessory to Jerina. 
Kidding! I like all dogs. Even the little ones so long as they aren't real yippy. Not real keen on Chihuahuas. Their breath smells like an opened coffin or sewer grate. 
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| 6/7/2017 1:16:06 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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I'll give you a kitten for free
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| 6/7/2017 1:16:28 PM |
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tardsmasher2
Douglasville, GA
54, joined Jun. 2010
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| 6/7/2017 1:17:27 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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I hate cats...
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| 6/7/2017 1:18:27 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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And they make a great fashion accessory to Jerina.
Kidding! I like all dogs. Even the little ones so long as they aren't real yippy. Not real keen on Chihuahuas. Their breath smells like an opened coffin or sewer grate.
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| 6/7/2017 1:22:05 PM |
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easttowest72
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014
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I hate cats...
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| 6/7/2017 1:30:54 PM |
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anglicus_femina
Staffordshire
United Kingdom
43, joined May. 2016
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Go to the local dogs home. Plenty need homes.
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| 6/7/2017 1:32:41 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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those dogs are losers, I want a winner
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| 6/7/2017 1:33:04 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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Yes!! Lets get you a puppy jer! Lets. We simply must.
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| 6/7/2017 1:33:56 PM |
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anglicus_femina
Staffordshire
United Kingdom
43, joined May. 2016
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Their previous owners were.
I have two small dogs. Both times their previous owners failed them.
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| 6/7/2017 1:34:18 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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 at Grill oh and the English woman too
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| 6/7/2017 1:36:13 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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So it's settled.
Kitkat if its a girl. Mars if its a boy.
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| 6/7/2017 1:38:00 PM |
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sandcrabs
Long Lake, WI
53, joined Feb. 2013
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Hey Jer, I have some pocket Gerbils for sale.
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| 6/7/2017 1:39:06 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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whats wrong with Gertrude or Hurkimer?
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| 6/7/2017 1:39:37 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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Hey Jer, I have some pocket Gerbils for sale.
u have fondled them way too much
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| 6/7/2017 1:40:12 PM |
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sandcrabs
Long Lake, WI
53, joined Feb. 2013
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whats wrong with Gertrude or Hurkimer?
I don't care what you name after you buy them.
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| 6/7/2017 1:41:31 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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The other dogs are gonna laugh and pick on them with names like that.
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| 6/7/2017 1:43:02 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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ever listen to a boy named Sue
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| 6/7/2017 1:44:34 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
54, joined Aug. 2016
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The other dogs are gonna laugh and pick on them with names like that.
There should be a law against that...
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| 6/7/2017 1:46:11 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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a rosie by any other name still smells sweet
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| 6/7/2017 1:50:40 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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Rosie is the perfect name for miss piggy.
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| 6/7/2017 1:52:18 PM |
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Suzhi
Knoxville, TN
54, joined Aug. 2016
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a rosie by any other name still smells sweet
Rosie's ears perked up when she saw this post, Jer....She in love wif you...
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| 6/7/2017 1:52:24 PM |
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014
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ever listen to a boy named Sue
about the guy who wiped his a** on his dog and called it a shit sue?
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| 6/7/2017 1:52:55 PM |
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criminal_1
FPO, AP
98, joined Jan. 2017
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those dogs are losers, I want a winner
Benji was a mutt.
You're the loser. 
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| 6/7/2017 2:02:02 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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Buy an Amazon dot...it's only $50 and talks to you
You said "Goodnight Alexa" and it says shit back like "goodnight, sleep tight". It will tell you the news, weather, traffic, play your favorite radio station for you...all for $50.
A f**king dog just whines for food and shits everywhere.
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| 6/7/2017 2:03:14 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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But you can't pet or cuddle Alexa...
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| 6/7/2017 2:03:47 PM |
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orchid1973
Rome
Italy
44, joined May. 2017
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That's cool. ^ I'm gonna check that.
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| 6/7/2017 2:04:33 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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But you can't pet or cuddle Alexa...
sure you can...you can even knit it a wolly cover and put fake arms on it.
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| 6/7/2017 2:05:37 PM |
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de_aardbei
Montreal, QC
35, joined Mar. 2017
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Awww...is that what you did? Jesus thats so sad.
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| 6/7/2017 2:06:04 PM |
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criminal_1
FPO, AP
98, joined Jan. 2017
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Memories...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x46ba1x
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| 6/7/2017 2:06:54 PM |
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orchid1973
Rome
Italy
44, joined May. 2017
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Devil, is that you? ^
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| 6/7/2017 2:07:39 PM |
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014
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Buy an Amazon dot...it's only $50 and talks to you
You said "Goodnight Alexa" and it says shit back like "goodnight, sleep tight". It will tell you the news, weather, traffic, play your favorite radio station for you...all for $50.
A f**king dog just whines for food and shits everywhere.
who is amazon partnered with [fbi-cia-etc]?
this device would be good to learn all about you in what you ask of it and your interests. be excellent to have a homing beacon and hearing device hidden within it and they are all over America and the world 
like the smart tv and other things with law enforcement connections as spying devices.
rather have my dogs 
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| 6/7/2017 2:09:38 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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who is amazon partnered with [fbi-cia-etc]?
this device would be good to learn all about you in what you ask of it and your interests. be excellent to have a homing beacon and hearing device hidden within it and they are all over America and the world
like the smart tv and other things with law enforcement connections as spying devices.
rather have my dogs
You're so behind the times I_am...their technology is so good now no devices are actually needed in your home to watch and listen...time to join the 21st century.
(btw, the dog could have been chipped without your knowledge...only takes seconds to inject one...you too!)
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| 6/7/2017 2:10:48 PM |
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014
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You're so behind the times I_am...their technology is so good now no devices are actually needed in your home to watch and listen...time to join the 21st century.
i know that. you can fly a drone at 10k and watch an ant crawl. the infra red on those are amazing.
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| 6/7/2017 2:11:34 PM |
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014
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chips can be dug out 
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| 6/7/2017 2:13:12 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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i know that. you can fly a drone at 10k and watch an ant crawl. the infra red on those are amazing.
The CIA are probably controlling the ant...
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| 6/7/2017 2:14:40 PM |
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014
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the ant carried the goods from Cambodia to Nam and they seem to be have been very diligent workers in times of crisis
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| 6/7/2017 2:17:16 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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Regarding your question as to who Amazon is partnered with..."Alexa" is a East Euro/Russian sounding name isn't it...hmmm
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| 6/7/2017 2:18:05 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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Awww...is that what you did? Jesus thats so sad.
Not as sad as paying $500 for a machine that eats, barks and shits!
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| 6/7/2017 2:19:37 PM |
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014
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Bezos reminds me of both putin and trump.
he went from 5 billion to 40 billion and then lost 15 billion and made back another 22 billion. the dude is all about risk and money. he would partner with the antichrist if it got his d*ck blown with solid gold rims
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| 6/7/2017 2:27:04 PM |
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_Technologist01
Powell, OH
51, joined Aug. 2016
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ive been thinking the last few months about getting me one of those little sissy lap dogs...I visited someone that had a yorkie a few months ago...I had never even heard of such a dog, but she loved me and I wanted to stick her in my pocket and sneak out....I been looking on the net and u can have a yorkie shipped to u for four hundred...ive never bought a damn dog before, but all them yorkies are so cute
If it is shipped to you, for that low of a price, it comes from a puppy mill. Those places have deplorable conditions for the dogs to live in. The dogs also come away with many diseases due to inbreeding.
It seems you have your heart set on a pure breed, but mutts live longer, on the average. I know, you probably won't need one for long , but I love my mutts, 2 of them were from rescue shelters.
Just some food for thought
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| 6/7/2017 2:31:50 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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Usually when I get a dog delivered to my door in a box it's called Chicken Chow Mein from The Oriental Palace.
Possible 'chatting' detected.
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| 6/7/2017 2:41:59 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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If it is shipped to you, for that low of a price, it comes from a puppy mill. Those places have deplorable conditions for the dogs to live in . The dogs also come away with many diseases due to inbreeding.
It seems you have your heart set on a pure breed, but mutts live longer, on the average. I know, you probably won't need one for long , but I love my mutts, 2 of them were from rescue shelters.
Just some food for thought
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| 6/7/2017 2:43:15 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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...so I should leave the puppy at the mill to suffer.....u r very cruel
That's what I was thinking
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| 6/7/2017 2:43:37 PM |
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_Technologist01
Powell, OH
51, joined Aug. 2016
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...so I should leave the puppy at the mill to suffer.....u r very cruel
No some other sucker will buy the inbred pup! Don't be fooled!
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| 6/7/2017 2:43:43 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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Usually when I get a dog delivered to my door in a box it's called Chicken Chow Mein from The Oriental Palace.
Possible 'chatting' detected.
...these puppies are shipped on planes, postage paid..maybe a little thirsty and hungry with diarrhea...but love can cure all
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| 6/7/2017 2:45:00 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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...these puppies are shipped on planes, postage paid..maybe a little thirsty and hungry with diarrhea...but love can cure all
Amazon Prime will deliver that dot same day free shipping. All that's hungry for is your wifi password and a friendly word.
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| 6/7/2017 2:45:07 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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No some other sucker will buy the inbred pup! Don't be fooled! 
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| 6/7/2017 2:49:07 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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Amazon Prime will deliver that dot same day free shipping. All that's hungry for is your wifi password and a friendly word.
im going to buy Alexa to keep my puppy company when I go out
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| 6/7/2017 2:50:56 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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im going to buy Alexa to keep my puppy company when I go out
You can even change the name...Alexa is just the default one ...You could change it to Fido if you wanted a dog. I haven't tried it yet but I bet if you say "Fido - bark like a dog" ...it will (though it might be more stimulating to leave the name as Alexa if you are going to ask it that)...
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| 6/7/2017 2:53:19 PM |
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jer3552
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013
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im going to call it Grill, and say things like Grill, will u lick papas toes?
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| 6/7/2017 2:53:36 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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| 6/7/2017 2:55:58 PM |
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mylegsarecold
Gainesville, FL
55, joined May. 2011
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You should get a lap dog. Olaf has one.
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| 6/7/2017 2:56:37 PM |
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Olaf_the_german
Houston, TX
50, joined Feb. 2017
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You should get a lap dog. Olaf has one.
Down boy or no walkies later.
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| 6/7/2017 3:47:38 PM |
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lunaglider
DPO, AA
97, joined Dec. 2013
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Get a p*ssy, Jer. Then you can stroke it every night...
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| 6/7/2017 3:57:57 PM |
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uber_goober
Danielsville, GA
51, joined May. 2016
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A pocket p*ssy can be taken and used almost anywhere. If you have a pocket to hide it. Or a poncho. Or you're just a VERY outgoing type.
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| 6/7/2017 4:01:14 PM |
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iam_resurrected
Reno, NV
46, joined Jul. 2014
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jer can get one that looks like a batman flash light. just don't be telling the kiddies to push the button on the end with the lips on it
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