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7/2/2017 5:38:57 AM Hunting Accident  

frappeyes
Houston, TX
68, joined Nov. 2011


A HUNTING ACCIDENT


Boudreaux was hunting geese in the Swamp. He leaned his old

16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak


As luck would have it, his Labrador , Ginger, knocked the gun over, it went


off, and Boudreaux took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin.


Several hours later, lying in a Slidell hospital bed, he came to and there


was his ER doctor, Thibodaux.


"Vell Boudreaux, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is dat


you're going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very


little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da buckshot.


"What's the bad news?", asks Boudreaux.


"The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to


your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena .


"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Boudreaux. "Is your sister a plastic


surgeon?"


"Not exactly," Thibodaux says. "She's a flute player in da LSU Band.


And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you


where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.

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7/2/2017 5:54:35 AM Hunting Accident  

bald1954
Over 2,000 Posts (3,426)
Cold Brook, NY
63, joined Sep. 2009


Almost as funny as McConnell-care.

Thanks fe.

7/2/2017 11:44:46 AM Hunting Accident  

jack_sunset
Over 2,000 Posts (3,025)
Saint Louis, MO
41, joined Jul. 2016




7/2/2017 12:33:15 PM Hunting Accident  

kweekhi7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,756)
Lansdale, PA
72, joined Aug. 2008


Greatly humorus, Frappe, But keep in mind that I play a tuba and would be happy to help as well.

7/2/2017 7:35:46 PM Hunting Accident  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (83,091)
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013




7/3/2017 10:11:50 AM Hunting Accident  

frappeyes
Houston, TX
68, joined Nov. 2011


Quote from kweekhi7:
Greatly humorus, Frappe, But keep in mind that I play a tuba and would be happy to help as well.



I once read a tongue in cheek profile with the following:

"I woo women with my sensuous tuba playing."

7/3/2017 5:51:32 PM Hunting Accident  

adameve
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,277)
Lacombe, LA
55, joined Jan. 2008


Boudreaux & Marie were having their first fight, and it was a big one. After a while, Boudreaux said "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey." Marie replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all dem people at the wedding

7/3/2017 9:04:12 PM Hunting Accident  

kweekhi7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,756)
Lansdale, PA
72, joined Aug. 2008


yeah, she was right...weddings are funny things.

7/4/2017 1:38:51 AM Hunting Accident  

bald1954
Over 2,000 Posts (3,426)
Cold Brook, NY
63, joined Sep. 2009


".weddings are funny things." k7

And divorces are absolutely hilarious!

"Love is grand.
Divorce is $500 $grand."


7/4/2017 6:40:19 AM Hunting Accident  
pahoalookout
Over 2,000 Posts (2,663)
Dearborn, MI
76, joined Nov. 2007


Quote from bald1954:


".weddings are funny things." k7

And divorces are absolutely hilarious!

"Love is grand.
Divorce is $500 $grand."




Actually more like 573 grand plus $605.17 per month with a COLA rider.