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7/2/2017 5:38:57 AM |
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frappeyes
Houston, TX
68, joined Nov. 2011
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A HUNTING ACCIDENT
Boudreaux was hunting geese in the Swamp. He leaned his old
16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak
As luck would have it, his Labrador , Ginger, knocked the gun over, it went
off, and Boudreaux took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Slidell hospital bed, he came to and there
was his ER doctor, Thibodaux.
"Vell Boudreaux, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is dat
you're going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very
little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da buckshot.
"What's the bad news?", asks Boudreaux.
"The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to
your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena .
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Boudreaux. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Thibodaux says. "She's a flute player in da LSU Band.
And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you
where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.
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7/2/2017 5:54:35 AM |
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
63, joined Sep. 2009
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Almost as funny as McConnell-care.
Thanks fe.
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7/2/2017 11:44:46 AM |
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jack_sunset
Saint Louis, MO
41, joined Jul. 2016
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7/2/2017 12:33:15 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
72, joined Aug. 2008
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Greatly humorus, Frappe, But keep in mind that I play a tuba and would be happy to help as well.
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7/2/2017 7:35:46 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
52, joined Jul. 2013
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7/3/2017 10:11:50 AM |
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frappeyes
Houston, TX
68, joined Nov. 2011
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Greatly humorus, Frappe, But keep in mind that I play a tuba and would be happy to help as well.
I once read a tongue in cheek profile with the following:
"I woo women with my sensuous tuba playing."
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7/3/2017 5:51:32 PM |
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adameve
Lacombe, LA
55, joined Jan. 2008
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Boudreaux & Marie were having their first fight, and it was a big one. After a while, Boudreaux said "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey." Marie replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all dem people at the wedding
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7/3/2017 9:04:12 PM |
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kweekhi7
Lansdale, PA
72, joined Aug. 2008
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yeah, she was right...weddings are funny things.
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7/4/2017 1:38:51 AM |
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bald1954
Cold Brook, NY
63, joined Sep. 2009
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".weddings are funny things." k7
And divorces are absolutely hilarious!
"Love is grand.
Divorce is $500 $grand."
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7/4/2017 6:40:19 AM |
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pahoalookout
Dearborn, MI
76, joined Nov. 2007
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".weddings are funny things." k7
And divorces are absolutely hilarious!
"Love is grand.
Divorce is $500 $grand."
Actually more like 573 grand plus $605.17 per month with a COLA rider.
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