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honeypoo123
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Eastpointe, MI
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This is a good one for us oldies but goodies!
OLD COUPLE ENGAGEMENT
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida ,
are all excited about their decision to get married. They
Go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
Pass a
Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
Medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and
Sizes."
*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
**Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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7/12/2009 1:30:26 PM |
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cruisebabe11
Middlesboro, KY
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Brillant, wish I had thought of it! So very practical, too! ![](/s/thumbsup.gif) ![](/s/laughing.gif)
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7/12/2009 1:35:56 PM |
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alive_n_kickin
Boise, ID
60, joined Sep. 2008
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Too funny, I am about to get married, think I'll use this ideal!!!! lmao!
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7/12/2009 3:40:56 PM |
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Lincolnton, NC
64, joined Feb. 2009
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7/12/2009 4:07:06 PM |
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Dayton, OH
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7/12/2009 7:39:58 PM |
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Albuquerque, NM
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7/13/2009 2:17:47 AM |
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barrajack1
Queensland
Australia
70, joined Dec. 2007
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If that is what happens,
GERONIMO
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ziggysdad
Glen Burnie, MD
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I,m gonna make it my 70th Birthday wish list LMAO![](/s/thumbsup.gif) ![](/s/coffee.gif) ![](/s/cool-0014.gif)
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Martinsville, VA
70, joined Nov. 2006
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Middleburg, FL
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