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1/16/2011 10:21:06 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
ole_trucker Collingswood, NJ 69, joined Sep. 2010	If this is not a joke, and even if the legal action starts and a judge dismisses it, it points out how deranged and insane lawyers are. ================= Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man Seeks Child Support - Now This Is Truly Bizarre Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News Dead Man The Rolling Stones said it best, "You, you make a dead man cum." A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia. According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded to have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the corpse had an orgasm after several minutes. Reasoning that if the man was dead so were his sperm Marmaduke douched, took a shower and forgot about it. A few weeks later, during a routine medical exam Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary. In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man's estate for child support. Marmaduke's attorney said he was looking into the possibility of the fetus inheriting from his father, the corpse. http://jbo-bizarrestuff.blogspot.com/2011/01/woman-knocked-up-by-dead-man-seeks.html?zx=a9122c1b0ae26223 Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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walks_alone_42 Asheville, NC 73, joined Jan. 2011	That is bizarre!!
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ole_trucker Collingswood, NJ 69, joined Sep. 2010	Ya think!
1/17/2011 1:25:58 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
49sunshine Belleville, MI 57, joined Jan. 2008	YUK!!!! That is realllllly sick!!
1/17/2011 1:49:12 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
nyguitar77 Dumfries, VA 38, joined Nov. 2008	How is that even physically possible for a corpse to have an erection? You would need a beating heart to pump blood. Side note - The fact that her name was "Marmaduke" is just freakin funny if you're familiar w/ the comic!
1/17/2011 2:25:42 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
ole_trucker Collingswood, NJ 69, joined Sep. 2010	Some folks just need to LEARN to read. "According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded to have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the corpse had an orgasm after several minutes. Reasoning that if the man was dead so were his sperm Marmaduke douched, took a shower and forgot about it."
1/17/2011 3:09:00 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
nyguitar77 Dumfries, VA 38, joined Nov. 2008	Quote from ole_trucker: Some folks just need to LEARN to read. "According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded to have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the corpse had an orgasm after several minutes. Reasoning that if the man was dead so were his sperm Marmaduke douched, took a shower and forgot about it." Hmmmm....."Post Mortem" = Autopsy = they cut you open = DEAD "Marmaduke straddled the DEAD MAN" = DEAD "Corpse" = DEAD I can't read?
1/17/2011 9:57:16 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
ole_trucker Collingswood, NJ 69, joined Sep. 2010	RIGGER-MORTIS?
1/17/2011 10:03:02 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
madame58 Burnsville, MN 67, joined Oct. 2010	you make this stuff up dontcha
1/18/2011 12:59:24 AM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
beg4merci Detroit, MI 27, joined Jan. 2011	honestly... she admitted to a doctor she screwed a dead guy? I wonder if they could claim the estate though. that'd be cool for the crazy lady's zombie baby
1/20/2011 9:00:38 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
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d_voted Winnipeg, MB 63, joined Sep. 2008	I am not sure why I read this thread. D <<< Duh
1/20/2011 9:24:13 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
shadygirl13 Lincoln, NE 44, joined Jun. 2010	This is so fake. A dead body can't have an orgasm. Where did you read this? The Onion?
1/20/2011 10:26:15 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
blackjack007 Callahan, FL 37, joined Nov. 2008	I have see where they have taken sperm form dead guys. So their mate could have a baby by them. This may have happen too. There was a mortuary worker,that I knew who told me about how the bodys would sometime sit up on their on.Also this is not the only time somebody has got in trouble for rape of a dead person. I know a few years back,some guys were looking in the newspaper and seen a dead woman picture. They saying to each other she was hot and how good she looked. They went and dug her up to have sex with her. The police found the guys with her body and there were used rubbers all around.
1/21/2011 6:28:08 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
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2/2/2011 6:20:33 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
uprooted East Rochester, NY 50, joined Apr. 2008	Frankly, I am not surprised to read this at all. It just shows the depths of sickness that each one of us is capable of reaching with out even trying. What WILL surprise me is, if there is a judge in this uber-liberal court system that is in place today that won't give this twisted woman what she seeks. Question: How long was the stiff stiff before he got stiff?
2/2/2011 7:20:21 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
ayon79 Chicago, IL 36, joined Apr. 2009	OMG! gross..
2/5/2011 2:36:22 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
custodialdad Monroe, WA 54, joined Jan. 2011	It is theoretically possible for a post-mortem erection to occur, with discharge of prostatic fluid, though an actual orgasm is unlikely. Still, that fluid could contain viable sperm if the man ejaculated recently before death. While one can't generally legally profit from a crime, the child, in this case, would be an innocent victim and entitled to support from the deceased estate: she goes to jail, the kid gets support (from BOTH parents).
2/7/2011 9:36:03 PM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
boughtback Rock Rapids, IA 57, joined Jul. 2010	Kind of sounds like an old Alice Cooper song.
2/8/2011 11:33:26 AM	Woman Knocked Up By Dead Man
linsieleigh1977 Redding, CA 38, joined Sep. 2010	Seriously.. WTF is wrong with ppl??? She must be really sick in the head to do that to a corpse!!!