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| distinguished7 |
Last Online: This week |
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| Location: |
Acworth Georgia |
| Zip Code: |
30102 |
| Age: |
61, Capricorn |
| Height: |
6 ft. 0 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Light Brown, Green |
| Body: |
Muscular |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Politics: |
Conservative |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Self-Employed |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Occasionally |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, not living with me |
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| About Me |
I wrote what I thought was a pretty good essay here, but if you've read one you've just about read them all... Or they all run together like Blah Blah Blah & Yadah Yadah Yadah...know what I mean Uggg ! LOL 
If we decide to talk to each other we'll both know in the 1st few minutes if were a match ~ don't you think ?
So until then I will just tell a few jokes for your entertainment.... 
Current Time Sept.. 2017
There was a young hansom newly wedded man who had his weekly night out with the boy's. He came home very late and didn't want to wake his beautiful bride, as she had to be at work the next day.
He quickly fell fast asleep , but did indeed wake his bride with hick up's in his sleep !
Well she got peeved ! But she remembered reading something in the Readers Digest that if she tied a Blue Ribbon around his private that it would cure his hick up's ! So she went to retrieve a Blue Ribbon from her sewing Box and tied it in a pretty bow on him...but his hick up's continued ; so she went back to her sewing box to get another blue bow but could only find a Red one ! Well she decided to use it and thank God his hick up's ceased ! She fell back to sleep and made it to work on time. Later that morning when the young man went to the bath room he looked down and said: Well big boy I don't remember what we did last night but we Won 1st & 2nd prize ! 
There was a dancer named Suzi Wong , and she had a baby out of Wed lock . When the Nurse came to her and ask what she wanted to name her Son Suzi quickly said with a smile I'll name him...."WHAT WENT WONG"
 I was at our local Waffle House having Breakfast at the Breakfast Bar  There was a very attractive blonde sitting next to me, She broke the ice and said; you know I really Love Waffle House coffee, but every time I drink it I get an extreme sharp pain in my left eye !
I just looked at her and said; Ma'am did you ever think of removing your spoon from your coffee cup....
OK last one: You come to a 4-way stop in the middle of NO WHERE and you see on the side of the road two tall bake potato's...
How do you know which one is the "WH*RE" ???
It's the one with the little sticker that reads:
(((( I~~DA~~HO ))))  
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 48 to 68 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
5 star Resorts & Hotels, boating/sailing, camp fires, cook outs, cooking, dancing, horses, kissing miss right, playing my Guitar, reading, singing, spending $, swimming, travel, volunteering |
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