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| Location: |
Chesterfield Missouri |
| Zip Code: |
63017 |
| Age: |
36, Sagittarius |
| Height: |
5 ft. 10 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Brown |
| Body: |
Slender |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Not quite sure |
| Politics: |
Liberal |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Income: |
$50,000 - $75,000 |
| Job: |
Construction |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Occasionally |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, not living with me |
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| About Me |
I start every single morning with a breakfast of razorblades so i can stay sharp. Then I go to my computer and delete every single piece of fanmail I have recieved within the night without even bothering to read them. The amount of daily fanmail is measured in googolplexes. That is because I am a high-profile rock star and people pay me to trim my toe nails and suckle my zippels . About 90% of the European population have my name tattooed somewhere on their body. My voice echoes like that of an angel. The way I move is like poetry in motion.
I currently work as the general manager (when off tour) of a multi-national investment firm that deals mainly with funding research for neutron and fusion bombs et cetera. I have my own private jet and I use 100 euro bills as my toilet paper. Once I smoked tobacco wrapped in the original copy of Shakespeare's MacBeth.
In my spare time I am on the justice for all speakers forum.
Sometimes I put on a skin-tight moth costume and become Mothman, the dark crusader. I don't have many superpowers, but I have the Mothmobile - modified Talbot Horizon from the year 1984, a classic - and a young male sidekick who likes to dress in pantyhose and call me "sweetheart". My archnemesis is called "The Poker" and his evil plots mostly center around cheating in online card games.
I have many talents. I possess a superior analytical intelligence and my knowledge about everything and all is beyond anything ever known to mankind before me. Compared to me, Machiavelli was a minor player, merely a pawn. He was dynamite but I am a tactical nuke. In fact I know the meaning of life.
I can also write great poetry. Wanna see?
I have to be completely honest with you My father is Thor, the God of Thunder, and my mother is the Hive Queen from Aliens. That mentioned...you might already know why I don't dig BS applications.
Because you want to know more about me you can read my biography. It's called "Beowulf".
Just joking I'm a mostly normal dude in a mostly abnormal world. Seeking a sweetheart.
You should email me if you
Are not medicated
haven't been molested
are secure with your mind and body
crack stupid jokes
have a good relationship with parents
don't have a ding a ling
aren't still in love with an ex
like eminem
love snowboarding
Thank you and good day
I foresee promise in the waters!
Any thought on other good screening questions are appreciated in advance
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 25 to 36 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
art, bbq, boating, CSI, exercising, hiking, House, jon daily show, laughing, playing with children, Snowboarding, walking, watching movies |
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