lau1589: 60, 5' 2", Asian Man, Honolulu, HI

About Me

a b b u wa na b ma b b u b ma b b n i b u b b 2 4 eva n eva i b tru blu 2 u n neva eva leave u a lon n blu dinky pu cuz i wuv u uh huh wu hu!!!!

While being fully earthbound

I've still completed 56 orbits around sun effortlessly,

& up till now, clueless & unknowingly!

I enjoy looking at womens profiles n derrieres on the internet.

Sometimes I read their words!

Occasionally all the words!!!

I come from the boring age of snail-mail-pen-pals

& mail-order-brides.

BUT I COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY ONE OF YOU & STILL CAN'T!!!

But isn't this technical computerized stuff just way dandy!!

Push a button and BOOF! a computerized engineered tailor-made live virtual-reality girl friend

...and when it gets 2 complicated

jes push unnother button n POOF

...YOU'RE ALL GONE!

DAMN!!!

...well...actually that works both ways.

Young girls might be good cuz they aren't smart enough to talk back yet

and we can make a huge family

& when I kick the bucket

I'll rest assured that the kids have at least one parent left behind to rear them.

{Then my young-widowed spouse will be free

to run off with the young handsome unaccomplished stud(s)

she'd been having an affair(s) with.

} Plus I can bequeath my painfully acquired

wisdom

, knowledge

, ebt card

& other accumulated worldly stuff

to her. Older women are okay if they're not cranky

, miserable

or manipulative;

and they're still

sexy

and maybe got lots a money

, or a supercharged nitrous-oxide tuned-port fuel injected BMW midnight-purple gold flaked with yellow racing stripes a turboglide high performance B&M transmission shift kit and an Alpine surround-sound system with Earthquake boomboxes

As far as music goes some songs just catch my attention

and some others I need to grow to like.

okay so there's a bunch of other men out there

who are handsomer,

richer,

taller,

more talented,

more status

...more hang-ups too

...and they've broken a lot of hearts too

...i only fix'em

...yup

...they broke'em,

... i fix'em

...i'll keep your motor running in high gear!

but go 'head n knock urself out on 'em,

jes remember where to cum

when you need REAL good luvin!

...uh, i meant to say, REAL good luvin!

so look no further my dearest voluptuous one, as we were meant to be as one as surely as the sky meets the heavens and far reaches of the four corners of the earth shall we two too be eternally joined and intertwined love net within thee entangled web we weave theretofore begatheth euphorically forbeareth procreating generous numbers of offsprings springeth forth aft thy loins

hath we gone forth and multiplied, (exponentially!).

we shall have the eternal feast of sliced-bread white buns on hot burnt over-cooked pilipino longaunisa sausage delicacy sandwich and forever quench our thirsts of love juices, a full course dinner with main entree a la' exquisite! the outside world of pain hunger and suffering is unbeknowngst to us. Your every wish will be my command, your mere utterances in your deepest of sleeps are my immediate instructions far in advance, before you there is none ('xcept me wrapped in your loving limbs)

.

for you are the dearest and most loveliest buxom sultry-eyed super playboy bunny goddess ever created. your beauty is astoundingly enormous and unmatchable! it is not possible that such beauty could exist outside of heaven, but w/God all things were made possible. lucky you! but if you don't befriend me and eventually fall in love with me very very soon? i will surely be unable to exist!!! perhaps the entire universe too!!! please recognize our fate!!! (actually i'm at loss for words & just babbling and rattling off my rocker and now that i have all of your attention) "I MUST CONQUER ALL OF YOUR LOVE, THAT IS MY DESTINY!!!"

(let's see how much i can act up after the luvin' eh?)

i must have you cuz you're the only one beautiful enough to meet my strict criterion and meets or exceeds other attractiveness factors and standards, and on a scale of 1 to 10 is off-the-scale, and matches all the crucial statistics that can ever, ever be set and required by me, and was even sent directly from heaven up above for me. can you think of a better reason?