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knightofcolours  
Single Men Phoenix, Arizona, AZ, Strawberry Blonde Hair, Other Eyes
 Location: Phoenix Arizona
 Zip Code: 85079
 Age: 44, Sagittarius
 Height: 5 ft. 9 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Strawberry Blonde, Other
 Body: Athletic
 Ethnicity: White
 Religion: Didn't Say
 Politics: Didn't Say
 Education: Didn't Say
 Income: Didn't Say
 Job: Entertainment and Media
 Smoke: Don't Smoke
 Has Kids: No
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About Me
My sense of humor is lonely and looking for a date with a sexy female sense of humor. I'll come along to chaperon.

I'm an entrepreneur in the arts and entertainment industry, and also own a small private chauffeur business. In my spare time I research and make videos about "sasquatch survival," living feral off the land without modern technology. Camping and hiking is part of my lifestyle, something I do every week.

Okay, now for the fun part... YOU. The other half of me, if such a thing exists, is someone who complements my own traits, who is physically fit, easy to get along with and going in the same direction. And she's someone who knows what love really is. Here's a hint: 1st Corinthians 13:4-8 "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. it always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never ends." If you can do all of this, you can love your mate. Otherwise, I highly recommend a dog or cat.

Here are some attributes of previous girlfriends that I've spliced together into one fictitious princess, to give you some ideas of why I'm still looking:

She already knew the day she met me that she was going to hate me, because one thing she noticed right off was that I have a penis, and I don't carry it in a purse. She once filled out a job application, then tried to sue the business for sexual harassment because one of the questions was, "sex?" Of course she didn't want sex, she was looking for a job! She had four kids from five marriages, which had ended abruptly when she discovered that all five of her husbands had faults. She got angry whenever I didn't make her laugh. She complained a lot that she could never seem to lose weight on the special Twinkies and Coke diet and TV-watchers' exercise regimen.

So, I'm looking for someone who's a little bit of an improvement over that one.


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Alternative rock, ambience, archaeology, art, art galleries, artist, astronomy, bass, bluegrass, camping, candlelight, classical, coffee houses, composing, concerts, crafts, culture, drawing, drums, Egyptology, electonica, experimental music, fantasy, fiction, fiddle, fine dining, folk music, freedom, guitar, harmonica, hiking, hobbyist, humanities, illusion, industrial, Irish music, keyboard, libertarian, liberty, living off the land, magic, mandolin, metal, modern rock, mountain biking, music, native American, nature, nature lover, new worlds, non-fiction, outdoors, painting, philosophy, physics, punk, reading, romance, science, sci-fi, singing, skiing, songwriting, space travel, techno, travel, violin, wilderness survivalism, writing
My Groups: 30's Chat Arizona Chat Artists & Musicians Independents Money, Business & Investing Other Religions Reading & Literature The Great Outdoors World Travelers
Blog Entries:
YAAAAY END OF THE WORLD 2012! (3 comments) 05/11/10
Worry (poem) (2 comments) 04/29/10
Wilderness Mansion (1 comment) 04/29/10
Night Noise (poem) (1 comment) 04/26/10
Lost In Your Eyes (lyrics to a song I wrote) 04/26/10
THE HIDDEN (excerpt from current novel) (2 comments) 04/23/10
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My Discussions:
Ladies; the "silent treatment" is not a punishment, it's a REWARD. LOL (7 replies) 06/02/13
If Wheat Thins Make You Thin, Does Prego Make You Pregnant? (17 replies) 05/18/13
Married Or Taken Trolls Who Ruin Dating Site Forums (259 replies) 01/21/12
Is it a dating site scam? (22 replies) 06/24/10
Arizona- need to hire musicians (9 replies) 05/19/10
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screen shot from a wilderness living video
Outside the radio studio, waiting for the chaos to begin. (2014)
I managed a friend's traveling zoo crew one summer. We surprised the Oak Ridge Boys backstage with a wild photo op.
Singing with one of my bands at Club Red, Tempe. Some of my music can be heard on my internet radio station, Emerald Sea Radio.
Gratuitous nudity.
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