paladin_ps

About Me

Ah! I must have had a blonde moment. Or was it a senior moment? Well, one of those. I gave the wrong email info below. Just remove the underscore (this thing "_") from my screenname, and add the rest. That's paladinps plus the rest. Sorry about that.

This is my new, unimproved profile. I deleted some stuff and added some stuff, but it's just as lame as before

Respond to this and I'll tell you all about me. Well, almost all

I am 5'9" and shrinking, 160 pounds, bluish eyes, blonde hair. Well, two are blonde and the other one is gray. OK, I'm not really bald, but there was a time when I had more hair than I do now.

I suppose I'm just an average white guy, with an above average IQ....or so I like to think, and a warped sense of humor. I like to make people laugh, and usually do. I even got a chuckle out of the Tidy bowl man, and let me tell you. getting a guy with a job like that to laugh isn't easy. I like short walks on the beach. Let's face it, walking on sand isn't easy. Incandescent light dinners. Candles are nice, but I like to see what I'm eating. We can save the candles for the bedroom (flashlights just don't seem to lend themselves to romance), or around my whirlpool tub.....or when I forget to pay my electric bill (OK, here we can use the flashlight....so we can find the candles). I like to build a fire in my bedroom to give it that special ambiance. It would probably work better if I had a fireplace, though ;--) Actually, I do have a fireplace in my bedroom. I just need someone to light the flame. Oh no! I just got an attack of writer's block. I guess you'll just have to write me if you want to know more about me. If you would like to email me directly, just add an at sign (you know the one) and follow that with aol dot com.

Goals and aspirations: My goal is to be the president of the United States. Failing that, I'll settle for being a sex toy for a Victoria's Secret model. My ultimate goal is to die of old age.

For our first date, I would like to jet to France for lunch on the Riviera, followed by a few hours on the beach. Later, we would go to a bistro for a romantic dinner before going to the hotel for an evening/night of......um, exploration.

Or, dinner at McDonald's. and spending the evening telling each other how great we are, followed by a hug and a peck on the cheek before saying goodnight. Whichever is cheaper.

Note: If you took anything I wrote seriously, you are not likely to be my dream date.