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| Location: |
Oklahoma City Oklahoma |
| Zip Code: |
73170 |
| Age: |
41, Capricorn |
| Height: |
5 ft. 6 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Hazel |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
Hispanic |
| Religion: |
Not Religious |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
$50,000 - $75,000 |
| Job: |
Self-Employed |
| Smoke: |
Didn't Say |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, not living with me |
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| About Me |
I am often seen Slicing trees down with dental floss, leaping moving vehicles in a single bound, and compressing air. I am a professional yodeler. In my spare time, I create small labyrinths in my backyard from toilet paper rolls. I was scouted by NASA. I currently hold the record in seed spitting competitions. I can hold my breath for 17 hours. I can seduce women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. My striking speed from 4 feet away is five hundredths of a second. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I moonlight as an exterminator by catching killer bees in mid-flight using chopsticks. I can lasso 12 prairie dogs with great dexterity. During a brief stint in Utah, I successfully pulled a wagon and rolled several horses out of quicksand. I am a cartoon artist, a psychoanalyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide envy my original line of paper mache swim wear. My hair is never out of place. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I play hopscotch on my hands. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact Origami. I have played the role of THE MUMMY, I have performed at the Apollo, and I can drink my mother under the table.
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 23 to 35 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
artist, Horses, Moonlight, playing, professional, speed, Trees, water |
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