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| Location: |
Kelso Washington |
| Zip Code: |
98626 |
| Age: |
25, Virgo |
| Height: |
6 ft. 0 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Hazel |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Full-Time Student |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
Please don't just message me if you're looking for sex! Sorry ladies, I'm just looking for friends right now (and no I don't mean with benefits). I have more respect for myself than to just be your one night stand.
Please don't send me messages just saying "hi" or calling me "gorgeous," "sexy," or your "pretty little princess" (because that would be really really creepy). I appreciate the reminders about how awesome I look, but it's not like I don't have a mirror in my room, ya know? I want someone who sees more for more than just a ridiculously good looking person!
Oh, and please don't message me if you're some cougar going through a mid-life crisis, attempting to validate your existence and self-worth with a young, insanely attractive "boy-toy." That's just weird, yo.
(please don't take that stuff up there seriously)
The following is a list of information that is crucial to understanding me:
I like:
-People who understand my jokes (because c'mon, I'm hilarious)
-Girls who wear glasses (I don't discriminate against vision-gifted individuals though)
-Staring at weird people
-Turtles
-The Strokes (they're a band; if you thought this was a euphemism for masturbating you should probably just leave this profile right now and never come back)
I dislike:
-People who don't understand my jokes
-Girls who make duck faces (one day your face is going to freeze like that)
-Weird people staring at me
-Spiders (why do these things exist?)
-Avenged Sevenfold (some people classify this as a band, but whatever they're producing most certainly is not music)
If you share these same sentiments then you should message me because we're probably destined to be like super-close bffs or something like that.
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 18 to 24 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
basketball, business, indie, school, xbox360 |
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