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| Location: |
Shakopee Minnesota |
| Zip Code: |
55379 |
| Age: |
35, Capricorn |
| Height: |
5 ft. 10 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dirty Blonde, Green |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Not Religious |
| Politics: |
Liberal |
| Education: |
Associate's Degree |
| Income: |
$50,000 - $75,000 |
| Job: |
Sales |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, living with me |
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| About Me |
Disclaimer: if youre rocking the fish lips in any of your photos or if your photos are ALL MySpace Angles, please move along. What are you hiding? Thanks!!
After all of the lame pick-up lines, shirtless mirror shots, and penis photos, You're probably a bit jaded. Being lied to or cheated on probably doesn't help that either. I'm not that guy. 
Hey, I'm John. Thanks for checking me out!
I am dad to an absolutely amazing 4yr old 'pickle' who's with me half the time, sometimes more. She's my world for sure! I couldn't imagine my world without her in it. Her mom and I get along ok, so no baby mamma drama. If kids make you jealous, move along.
I am a chauffer for a large, high-end, south metro-based limo company. I am an artist as well, and have been a freelance graphic designer for well over a decade. I own a small vinyl graphics, sign and design business. It's what I LOVE doing!
I'm a huge fan of laughing and creative practical jokes. I save the best ones for my closest friends. I'm a total people person, makes me great at what I do! I have one tattoo, my daughters birthday feet on my forearm. Im probably too picky. Im not a fan of being 'bad dirty', needles or hunting. My iphone is bipolar with the music selection, for sure. From the Beastie Boys to Warren Zevon.
I'm not really sure if who i'm looking for can be found here...but it's worth a try, right? I want my best friend, and someone who I can eventually introduce to my daughter. Someone that laughs at my jokes, but only because they are hilarious! I want a girl to drop my jaw, even in yoga pants and a tee.
I don't send a ton of messages, if you got one...lucky!! Feel free to shoot me one.
Happy Trails, ladies!
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 18 to 35 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
art, Big Bang Theory, boats, Bush, creative practical jokes, cuddling, deep sea diving, dive bars, freinds and family, Goodfellas, Johnny Cash, limousines, movies, music, My daughter, Pineapple Pizza, planning killer surprises, Seth Rogan, shameless self promotion, vinyl graphics |
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