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shmrck632  
Single Men Edison, New Jersey, NJ, Dark Brown Hair, Green Eyes
 Location: Edison New Jersey
 Zip Code: 08817
 Age: 35, Scorpio
 Height: 6 ft. 0 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Dark Brown, Green
 Body: Average
 Ethnicity: White
 Religion: Catholic
 Politics: Liberal
 Education: Bachelor's Degree
 Income: $50,000 - $75,000
 Job: Real Estate
 Smoke: Don't Smoke
 Has Kids: No
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About Me
My Self:
I could go with the "likes long walks on the beach" stuff but let's be honest, who doesn't? I'm looking for someone who's interested in getting to know me...all in the hopes of being in a stable "normal" relationship. I'm attracted to funny, intelligent, strong willed individuals. Not enough time in my day to be miserable or stress over things I have no control over.

What I’m doing with my life:
Enjoying working 9-5 for the first time ever and learning to leave work at work. I spend too much time being grown-up and serious during the week so I'm making a sincere effort to enjoy myself in my off time. In my spare time I'm a stand up comic. It's great, people give me a microphone and encouragement to swear at strangers.

I’m really good at:
Looking at the brightside and making people laugh. Not enough time in my day for being miserable about things I have no control over...still curse like a sailor in traffic though.

The first things people usually notice about me:
That I look just like this guy they know. I guess everyone knows someone who looks just like me...my condolonces to those individuals.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food:
Books: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, Dave Barry or Christopher Moore.
Movies: Bit of a movie nerd...ok, so scratch 'bit of' and insert 'huge'. Not the kind that talks about the bold choices of the cinematographer, but the kind that knows too much about too many of them.
Music: I appreciate anyone who's good at what they do. My usual go-to's are The Beatles, Ben Folds, John Mayer, The Killers, Green Day, Billy Joel, Frank Sinatra, Biggie, Johnny Cash...or whatever tickles my fancy at the given moment.

Food: mmm, food

The six things I could never do without:
1) Coffee..its a problem
2) Imdb...like I said, I'm a nerd
3) Netflix...see #2
4) Attention...who doesn't like it every once and a while?
5) Violent Sports - Football, UFC...I like watching people hurt eachother
6) To Be Determined....

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
How cool it would be if monkeys wore pants...Why can't Nancy Grace die...What's wrong with Lady GaGa's face...Who really cares what Paris Hilton/Linsday Lohan/Britney Spears/Anyone from "MTV" (I use quotes b/c they should be ashamed of what they've done to that channel) does or says ever...What would it sound like if Christopher Walken read nursery rhymes to children (answer: hilarious)...Basically saying, the thoughts are random and fleeting.

On a typical Friday night I am:
Somewhere doing something...vague enough for you?


You should message me if:
if you want a cupcake...or want to get to know me...either way, stop by and say hi!

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Want To Find: A woman ages 24 to 35 to date
Interests:
I Like:
Beatles, books, chuck, coffee, football, funny, green, green day, Honest, intelligent, Johnny Cash, laugh, learning, long walks, netflix, sincere, sports, the beatles, thinking, walks, watching






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