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| Location: |
Sikeston Missouri |
| Zip Code: |
63801 |
| Age: |
38, Gemini |
| Height: |
6 ft. 0 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dirty Blonde, Blue |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Didn't Say |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Didn't Say |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Didn't Say |
| Smoke: |
Didn't Say |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
My self-summary
It really doesn't matter what I write here. You see...this is a dating site...on the internet. I can guarantee that around 90% of the profiles on here are complete BS. People make things up to try and get laid. Now with that out of the way, I can make up stuff about myself. Even though I do not care about getting laid, I do enjoy a bit of tomfoolery every now and then.
So here are three things about me that are probably BS!!!
1. The sun sets because I will it to!!!
2. I have dog pheromones.
3. I see time in a completely non-linear fashion...viewing all futures as having an equal chance of occurring.
What I’m doing with my life:
I wish to someday become a man...hopefully through a painful African piercing ritual. My fear is that the shaman will not find the part he is attempting to pierce. Hopefully shaving will make a difference.
I’m really good at:
I'm good at everything. In fact, a race of pygmies that survive on herring used to worship me as a deity. That is until the questioned my decision to strut around the island in the nude...it was at this point that I destroyed them with my eye-lasers.
The first things people usually notice about me:
I don't know...they usually scream with disgust and chase me with torches and pitchforks. This might be due the fact that I am extremely handsome and look terrific in daisy dukes. The villagers are merely jealous of my irresistible beer belly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:
My favorite books, movies, music, and food pale in comparison to whoever is reading this. So hello there, baby! 
The six things I could never do without:
1. Air
2. Food
3. Shelter
4. Sleep
5. Gravity
6. Water
On a typical Friday night I am:
Sitting at home wasting my life away. Alcohol is almost always involved. I'm not an alcoholic though...I am a drunk. Alcoholics admit they have a problem...and there is not a single thing wrong with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
Cold causes shrinkage...and there isn't much there to shrink...there I said it.
Honestly though, the things people say on here. If you would like to know anything about me, just ask, and I will answer any question. Oh...and I am a textbook INFJ. So please be advised.
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 22 to 39 to date |
| Interests: |
Didn't Say |
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