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Single Women North Pole, Alaska, AK, Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes
 Location: North Pole Alaska
 Zip Code: 99705
 Age: 41, Cancer
 Height: 5 ft. 2 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Blonde, Blue
 Body: Slender
 Ethnicity: White
 Religion: Christian
 Politics: Conservative
 Education: Associate's Degree
 Income: Didn't Say
 Job: Healthcare
 Smoke: Smoke Regularly
 Has Kids: Yes, living with me
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About Me
I'm not really at the North Pole. Sometimes, I wish I were. I actually live in Northern Lower Michigan. We have three seasons here: Winter, Snow and Construction.

Why are you perving my profile? Oh never mind, you're not going to read it anyway. I should just type the alphabet.

Still here? OH FFS...

I'm no one important. I'm probably the one who just reviewed your profile or I said something you didn't agree with on the forums and you're *really* pissed off now.

Just in case that's why you're looking... Here is my standard issue, automatic, generic response.

Dear (insert username here),

Oh, I've made you mad? Let me check my give-a-shit-meter. Nope, it ain't movin'. If you still want to b*tch at me, you're going to have to pay me by the hour like everyone else. So save the hate mail for someone who will tell you what you want to hear.



What am I looking for? I didn't realize I had lost anything, except maybe my mind. I lost that when I realized you only get about 85 years on this rock, if your lucky.

Since you won't go away...

Advice from the desk of Captain Obvious. Use it wisely:

1. If you're afraid of the truth, then don't ask the question!

2. If you are still looking for yourself, then get a GPS. He/She probably can't find you either.

3. If how he/she looks is more important than how he/she THINKS, then you're just a shallow idiot.

4. If you are unfamiliar with the effects of shampoo, soap, deoderant or toothpaste, then.. ew, just ew.

5. If you're going to spend 90% of your time b*tching, then he/she will probably spend a lot of time saying: LALALALALALALALA CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALA

STILL HERE? What do I have to do to make you GO AWAY?!

This should do it:

1. I'm a conservative who doesn't hate other races or fear other religions and I don't own a gun. I suppose that makes me a Republicrat? Maybe a Demipublican. I do have strong political opinions and at the same time I realize all the bickering we do on the ground level will never reach TPTB. That said, I respect your opinion and the right to have it so please don't try to squash mine.

2. I'm a damn good aim. Ask me how I fare at darts. I'm even better when I'm equipped with a shoe. Mention that the smoke monster on LOST was a bad guy and find out in person just how good I can be! (HE WAS NOT A BAD GUY!)

3. Everyone on the internet is different than they are in person. The biggest difference you may notice is that I'm a lot quieter in person than I am on the forums. It's easier to type, backspace, change your words, etc than in conversation. Unless the subject is Game of Thrones then good luck shutting me up.

4. I am a risk taker and adventure seeker. This means if I get the chance to go skydiving, zip lining, parasailing or watch a tornado for a while, I will do it -- with or without support from whoever. I've been an AJ since childhood and I have the scars to prove it. So please don't assume I do these things for "attention" or whatever. In other words, I cannot be tamed. Don't even bother to try.

5. I have an autistic child. If I have to explain ANY part of autism to you, then we won't work even as friends. He's high functioning but just like any other kid, he has his moments too. I've been dealing with this for 13 years so believe me when I tell you, I know how to handle him. I appreciate support. Advice, not so much (unless you have an autistic child too). Capiche?

6. I am a prepper. I don't believe "doomsday" is going to happen but I do live in Northern Lower MI which means our lights sometimes go out for a week at a time in the winter. I never miss an episode of Naked and Afraid.

8. (Insert sarcastic, witty, useless fact here) Did you know that you can't lick your elbow? Seriously. You just tried, didn't you. You did, don't lie.

9. I speak fluent dog and I have been known to growl when irritated.

10. I'm a great cook. I have Pizza Hut on speed dial.

11. I do not need nor want the bells and whistles. IMHO, we spend entirely too much time focused on the stuff we have and entirely too little time on the stuff that really matters.

Now that you've made it all the way to the bottom, it's pretty obvious that you have way too much time on your hands. In case you missed the memo from the other 4,586 edits to my "profile", I'm just here for the forums. Now will you go away?

Want To Find: A man ages 18 to 90 to date
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