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| Location: |
Fenton Missouri |
| Zip Code: |
63026 |
| Age: |
39, Scorpio |
| Height: |
5 ft. 7 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Blue |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Politics: |
Not quite sure |
| Education: |
High School |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Installation and Repair |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
Random Useless Me Facts:
1. I love sushi.
2. I hate onions.
3. I'm pretty awesome.
4. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. (not really, but you get bonus points if you get the reference.)
5. I prefer Fall and Winter to Spring and Summer.
6. I think popped collars look ridiculous.
7. I think chocolate is one of the most amazing creations ever.
8. I think pregnant women are gorgeous.
9. I just checked and I'm still pretty awesome.
10. Blue Moon + orange = delicious (you do the math)
11. I don't care that much about sports, but enjoy going to the occasional hockey or baseball game.
12. I am on a never ending quest to resurrect the lost art of saxophone solos.
13. I successfully completed the XXX Hot Wing challenge at Jake Melnick's in Chicago.
14. I have a thing for old TV show themes, especially old game shows.
15. You will never hear me say "bro." Whether it be by itself or a hybrid form of the word such as broseph, bromance, brocephus, or brotorcycle. Guys who talk like this are total bromos.
Favorite movies, TV shows, music, and food:
Movies: American Beauty, Vanilla Sky, Mulholland Drive, Baseketball, Memento, Dark City, Irreversible, Office Space, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Natural Born Killers, Equilibrium, La Cité des Enfants Perdus (The City of Lost Children), The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Trilogy, Meet the Feebles, Mirrormask, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Can't Hardly Wait, Moon, Inland Empire, Requiem For a Dream, and a bunch of other strange and obscure movies that you probably don't care about.
Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Carnivale, American Dad, Whose Line is it Anyways, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, The Boondocks, Family Guy, House, and Dexter.
Music: Opeth, Textures, Tori Amos, Kem, Imogen Heap, Between the Buried and Me, Adele, Pat Metheny, Jamiroquai, Lye By Mistake, Meshuggah, Frank Zappa, Amy Winehouse, any project that Ron Jarzombek touches, Dream Theater, Animals as Leaders, Karnivool, Anita Baker, Behold...The Arctopus, Lyle Lovett, Igor Stravinski, Dead Letter Circus, The Cardigans, Erykah Badu, Steely Dan, Al Di Meola, Cynic, Ihsahn, One eskimO, Tesseract, Sade, Marvin Gaye, Fishbone, Curtis Mayfield, and this list goes on and on.
Food: I'm not big on fast food and try to avoid it whenever possible. I'm also not big on the "staple" restaurants like Applebees, T.G.I. Fridays, O'Charley's, etc... Some of my choice places are Three Monkeys, Schlafly Bottleworks, Richards Ribs, Genghis Grill, Thai Kitchen, Buffalo Brewing Co., Trailhead, Triumph, and Hamburger Mary's. I enjoy most all ethnic cuisines. I also love anything that is intensely spicy.
A few characteristics about my ideal girl include, but are not limited to:
1. She is genetically configured for awesomeness.
2. She is intelligent, but can still laugh at immature things.
3. She likes to people watch.
4. She can play the saxophone and would be willing to serenade me all night long (No, this is not a veiled sexual reference. I'm being literal.)
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A woman ages 21 to 40 to date |
| Interests: |
Didn't Say |
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